Scry Raccoon
scry.taxbadger.com
Scry Raccoon
@scry.taxbadger.com
Diaper boy, amateur poet, even-more-amateur musician. Snuggly af. Born in '77.

Husband: @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social
Owner: @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com

Profile pic by @caramelscomics.bsky.social

Seattle area. 18+
Someone sent Oscar these two mugs. We have no idea who or why and, critically, we have no idea who Theo, Lewis, & Evelyn are, nor who their "G-Dog" is and we recognize none of these babies.
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What is your all time favorite Christmas movie?
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Still going through my old pictures, and found this. Do you... do you think they Know?
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I want to shoot a series of erotic pictures in a field like this and tag them "barley (legal)".
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Here's one of @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social bein' all adorable in... gosh... 2016.
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Going through my archive and found this, from 2017. Ironman was the best character they ever had on GoodNites, because, as I am sure you recall, he pissed the suit. I guess Antman would be good too, now.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
There. Now I can rest.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
...after. I think it held up pretty well!
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Been actively working on upping my tape game. How'd I do? Constructive feedback welcome!
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
*wiggles*
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just before another work change >.>
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Oh heyyyyy, I found it
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Zana and Credenza-- our only two reptiles-- were immediate best buds
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Happy NNN, for those who celibate.
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I said I wasn't gonna dress up for Halloween, but I was lion

(roar)
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Looking over my pictures from the zoo, I found I got this great video of a kangaroo doing a hippity-hop
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
We're bringing home a new friend we met at the zoo (which was AMAZING, if you're even Guadalajara, do not miss it): his name is Zanahorias, Zana for short, or just Carrots if you want to anglicize it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
diaper
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
These guys are also coming with-- from left to right, they're Pancake, Oliver, Jeffrey, D-Trikk and Twevor.
October 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Books I'm bringing on our trip to Mexico (we leave at 6am).
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Important additional perspective: the view from the changing table >.>
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Work change accomplished ^^
October 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It can be hard for me to access little space, but the other night @headpatspls.bsky.social done got me aaaaaall the way cubbed out.
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Thiiiiinking about it. Maybe a little too on the nose.
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Okay but guys I really love this onesie. Space dinos!
October 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM