Pete Johnson
@scrappypete.bsky.social
A fugitive from advertising, I am co-founder of the creative advisory firm LOVE+RESPECT (www.loveandrespect.world). I am a late-in-life tv writer, screenwriter and volunteer interior firefighter in upstate NY. https://blcklst.com/profile/petej-johnson
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
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‘Cheer up, dad. They’re making Rush Hour 4’
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
‘Cheer up, dad. They’re making Rush Hour 4’
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New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
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I don't think they'd get any more votes for this, but I'd vote for a candidate who promises to get rid of the stupid "turkey pardon."
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I don't think they'd get any more votes for this, but I'd vote for a candidate who promises to get rid of the stupid "turkey pardon."
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If you’re wondering who’s guiding our transition, it’s the best New Yorkers that money can’t buy.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If you’re wondering who’s guiding our transition, it’s the best New Yorkers that money can’t buy.
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bring back NBC's Kings
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
bring back NBC's Kings
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"my technology lets you use the phone to insult people with bad language." you invented the jerky boys. you polluted a deeply impoverished, majority black community so that you could invent the jerky boys.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"my technology lets you use the phone to insult people with bad language." you invented the jerky boys. you polluted a deeply impoverished, majority black community so that you could invent the jerky boys.
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Tina Weymouth — Rob Verhorst, 1980
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tina Weymouth — Rob Verhorst, 1980
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Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
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lindsey halligan can go back to her previous job as an extra on dynasty
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
lindsey halligan can go back to her previous job as an extra on dynasty
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He never should have recovered from this, he should be in real estate by now
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a fox news sign
Alt: Marco Rubio desperately reaching for a teeny bottle of water
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
He never should have recovered from this, he should be in real estate by now
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one fun thing is the knowledge that i'm going to see superficial variations on the same flowchart of sam altman and nvidia financially sixtynining each other every single day until my 401(k) disappears. got that going for me
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
one fun thing is the knowledge that i'm going to see superficial variations on the same flowchart of sam altman and nvidia financially sixtynining each other every single day until my 401(k) disappears. got that going for me
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Why, yes. Yes it is
Wait, so Ryan Lizza is charging people to view the raunchy texts from the guy who was boinking his fiance? Content aside, isn't that kind of f-ed up?
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Why, yes. Yes it is
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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After that meeting, I'm never playing poker against Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
After that meeting, I'm never playing poker against Zohran Mamdani.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
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god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
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Now that I’m verified (not a big deal, just means I’m famous and popular, like a God) you must pay tithes to keep reading my epic posts
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Now that I’m verified (not a big deal, just means I’m famous and popular, like a God) you must pay tithes to keep reading my epic posts
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Monchichi walked so Labubu could run.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Monchichi walked so Labubu could run.
Rey Dog snoozing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Rey Dog snoozing.