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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ he/him
I’m convinced Industry on HBO is a psyop. nobody has ever watched that show.
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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it’s time for a #LunchSandwich
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
imagine being so dead inside you want to see a ranking of commercials
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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I'm only happy when it rains
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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dog post
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I hate that this makes John Mellencamp happy
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The Bone Temple… what a picture. Go see it, folks
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Sugar Fridays with Bob Mould
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Bedard practicing with the top power play unit. Certainly looks like he’ll be back tonight.
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Added color-coded subtitles so the hearing-impaired can enjoy this absolutely wonderful internet classic
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
The cheater and wife beater only ballot but not the best cheaters!
Ballot #105 is from a voter who wishes to remain anonymous. As with all anonymous ballots, we are unable to report adds or drops, if any. The top two candidate earn a vote. Beltrán is tracking at 86.7%, Jones 81.9%.

In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Stranger Things: "My dentures won't hold in the Upside Down!"
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A movie vs content slop. Hard to decide which to see!
Warner Bros is reportedly planning to stick with keeping ‘DUNE 3’ on the same release date as ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

Both films release on December 18, 2026

(Source: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...)
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
tissue paper thin level bluff here
Bears president/CEO Kevin Warren writes that IL leadership has said the new stadium project will not be a priority in 2026. "(In) addition to Arlington Park, we need to expand our search and critically evaluate opportunities throughout the wider Chicagoland region, including Northwest Indiana."
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM