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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10h

PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25d

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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 2d

Just as cringe as the “Wrigley North” flags

Mark Podskarbi @mvp21.bsky.social · 2d

Whichever player brought the L flag is immediately a Brewers legend

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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t have the highest paid player on your roster hit like a pitcher and expect to win big games

Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 2d

A good SS defender who can’t hit is what other teams pick up random minor league free agents for. Cubs pay that guy 28 mil a year

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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 2d

*Jeb Bush Voice*

Please score

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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 2d

If he gets out of this inning without giving up another run will he yell like he just conquered Europe?

Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 2d

a man leaning against a railing with the words billions showtime on the bottom

ALT: a man leaning against a railing with the words billions showtime on the bottom

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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 2d

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

a few good men but make it a few small beers

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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair I always want to beat him with a club but it’s extra strong this time

Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 2d

Seeing Dave Portnoy wear Illini gear makes me want to beat him with a club

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2d

i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee

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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 4d

Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver. Tragic

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 4d

Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.