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Erika Shmamerika
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Schmliberrty
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Nevertheless
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Ĕ ĕ Ḝ ḝ Ȇ ȇ Ê ê Ê̄ ê̄ Ê̌ ê̌ Ề ề Ế ế Ể ể Ễ ễ Ệ ệ Ẻ ẻ Ḙ ḙ Ě ě Ɇ ɇ Ė ė Ė́ ė́ Ė̃ ė̃ Ẹ ẹ Ë ë È è È̩ è̩ Ȅ ȅ É é É̩ Ē ē Ḕ ḕ Ḗ ḗ Ẽ ẽ Ḛ ḛ Ę ę Ę́ ę́ Ę̃ ę̃ Ȩ ȩ E̩
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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I wondered why the imperial boomerang was getting bigger…

and then it hit me
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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Morning.
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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I too think it's bad to hire cops
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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You’ve got a few days left to get your annual National Parks pass without Trump’s face on it.
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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what but their smooth, flaky whiteness makes them the transcendent horrors they are?
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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seasonal affective disorder be like
"ennui now, our gray apparel"
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
But did he swallow?
It was straight teeth btw
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I live 15 miles away and I’ve been 3 times in 20 years, so no.
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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in 2006 there was a big discussion about whether to delete the "vice presidents who have shot people" category which only had two people (cheney and burr)
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A candidate for the people, and for the cats.
He just like me fr fr
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Every few months, more Research Monkey disasters
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Can't wait to watch a horror movie on my favorite free streaming platform, the main page of Wikipedia!!! The full 94 minute original Nosferatu is on up right now. Last halloween it had Night of the Living Dead!
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I mean it, when I analyze the stench
To me, it makes a lot of sense
/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Mencius Moldbug
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This Herman Melville bot is good.
October 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM