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In an infinite number of timelines, it is mathematically impossible to live in the most fucked up one, and yet we keep right on trying.
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
In an infinite number of timelines, it is mathematically impossible to live in the most fucked up one, and yet we keep right on trying.
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Curt Cignetti: "I'm really not thinking about the next game, I'm thinking about cracking open a beer"
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Curt Cignetti: "I'm really not thinking about the next game, I'm thinking about cracking open a beer"
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Every week for Indiana this year has been the greatest week in program history, succeeded and exceeded only by the following week
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Every week for Indiana this year has been the greatest week in program history, succeeded and exceeded only by the following week
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collinsworth is fucking clueless lol. YOU throw a fuckin rope while four defenders are in your face chasing you backwards you absolute disgrace.
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
collinsworth is fucking clueless lol. YOU throw a fuckin rope while four defenders are in your face chasing you backwards you absolute disgrace.
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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how it feels for the bears to have a Quarterback for the first time in my life
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
how it feels for the bears to have a Quarterback for the first time in my life
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
I wanna live forever on a boat out in the sea
I wanna build a happy home, a home for you and me
I wanna touch the silver lining, we'll be shining everywhere
I wanna live forever, I don't care
I wanna build a happy home, a home for you and me
I wanna touch the silver lining, we'll be shining everywhere
I wanna live forever, I don't care
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I wanna live forever on a boat out in the sea
I wanna build a happy home, a home for you and me
I wanna touch the silver lining, we'll be shining everywhere
I wanna live forever, I don't care
I wanna build a happy home, a home for you and me
I wanna touch the silver lining, we'll be shining everywhere
I wanna live forever, I don't care
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In the upside down, treason gets you a white house invitation, sex trafficking gets you a reduced sentence, getting killed while rioting gets you full honors, and stirring up bigotry gets you a state funeral.
Seriously, this entire timeline can ingest a satchel of richards.
Seriously, this entire timeline can ingest a satchel of richards.
September 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In the upside down, treason gets you a white house invitation, sex trafficking gets you a reduced sentence, getting killed while rioting gets you full honors, and stirring up bigotry gets you a state funeral.
Seriously, this entire timeline can ingest a satchel of richards.
Seriously, this entire timeline can ingest a satchel of richards.
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I would like to remind anybody from an opposition party that a big thing that would help to excite me to vote for you would be running on a platform of "I plan to aggressively prosecute any of these assholes who are still alive when I'm sworn in"
September 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I would like to remind anybody from an opposition party that a big thing that would help to excite me to vote for you would be running on a platform of "I plan to aggressively prosecute any of these assholes who are still alive when I'm sworn in"
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I, like many Chicagoans my age, wanted to play 2nd as a kid, not SS. I wanted to bat second, not third or fourth. I wanted flip down sunglasses (that I wore to school). I wore my Ryno cleats to school, too. I also attempted the jumping throw from behind second at every practice at least 10 times.
July 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I, like many Chicagoans my age, wanted to play 2nd as a kid, not SS. I wanted to bat second, not third or fourth. I wanted flip down sunglasses (that I wore to school). I wore my Ryno cleats to school, too. I also attempted the jumping throw from behind second at every practice at least 10 times.
Camping on the water
July 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Camping on the water
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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According to this Supreme Court, President Biden's Department of Education was exceeding its power by trying to forgive peoples' student loans.
President Trump, on the other hand, has the power to just completely dismantle the entire Education Department.
President Trump, on the other hand, has the power to just completely dismantle the entire Education Department.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to move forward with the abolition of the Department of Education. It gives no explanation for its order. All three liberals dissent. www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
From Sotomayor's dissent:
From Sotomayor's dissent:
July 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
According to this Supreme Court, President Biden's Department of Education was exceeding its power by trying to forgive peoples' student loans.
President Trump, on the other hand, has the power to just completely dismantle the entire Education Department.
President Trump, on the other hand, has the power to just completely dismantle the entire Education Department.
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So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
June 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
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“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” ~ Calvin
#CalvinandHobbes40
#CalvinandHobbes40
June 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” ~ Calvin
#CalvinandHobbes40
#CalvinandHobbes40
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Vance: We launched an unconstitutional and illegal attack on a hunch.
WELKER: Do you and President Trump trust the US intelligence community and its assessments?
JD VANCE: Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts
JD VANCE: Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts
June 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Vance: We launched an unconstitutional and illegal attack on a hunch.
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To be really clear: The reason members of Congress can't just walk right in is because of the guns. Armed DHS personnel won't allow entry. In other words, DHS is using armed force to *break* laws.
Democrats need to wrap their minds around that. Accept that the frog is boiled.
Democrats need to wrap their minds around that. Accept that the frog is boiled.
June 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
To be really clear: The reason members of Congress can't just walk right in is because of the guns. Armed DHS personnel won't allow entry. In other words, DHS is using armed force to *break* laws.
Democrats need to wrap their minds around that. Accept that the frog is boiled.
Democrats need to wrap their minds around that. Accept that the frog is boiled.
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ICE has declared they’re not subject to an existing federal law requiring they allow members of Congress to perform unannounced oversight.
It’s not an ambiguous issue—they simply think they’re above the law.
It’s not an ambiguous issue—they simply think they’re above the law.
June 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
ICE has declared they’re not subject to an existing federal law requiring they allow members of Congress to perform unannounced oversight.
It’s not an ambiguous issue—they simply think they’re above the law.
It’s not an ambiguous issue—they simply think they’re above the law.
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The parade today by contrast moves west to east, outside to in. It starts at the Pentagon not Arlington National Cemetary. It follows the symbolic route of troops entering to quell or occupy the city, not leaving with love and thanks. 8/
June 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The parade today by contrast moves west to east, outside to in. It starts at the Pentagon not Arlington National Cemetary. It follows the symbolic route of troops entering to quell or occupy the city, not leaving with love and thanks. 8/