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J.J.
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Little Caesars pizza pie🎵
oddly never screamed at the top of his lungs though.
The big problem for Kevin is that he has to put himself in danger several times to keep his traps from maiming Buzz
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That’s called burying the lead
The odds that you've fired off some weird two-headed bola sperm spinning aimlessly into eternity increases every year

Well, not for ALL of you.
Researchers confirmed that sperm accumulate mutations over the years, increasing the risk of transmitting diseases to offspring.
Sperm From Older Men Have More Genetic Mutations
Researchers confirmed that sperm accumulate mutations over the years, increasing the risk of transmitting diseases to offspring.
wrd.cm
Send this to the federal employee you know who is about to go without their paycheck again
BREAKING

President Trump is demanding that the DOJ pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him.

Any settlement will ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit.

Full Story: nyti.ms/3WNm2sv
There's a decent number of Nazi symbols which are little more than just mean-looking skulls and I actually can buy the story that one can get one w/o knowing it's a Nazi tattoo, but I think by the time you're running for office, you should know and have it removed. Every day it stays is intentional
Just like a dude in a Matthews jersey to let his teammates do all the work
Donald Duck is butt naked
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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The president's poop video has officially entered the danger zone kennyloggins.com/response-to-...
I hope the contractors tearing down pieces of the White House got paid in advance.
The right consistently forgets the conservatism of the armed forces breaks apart at the culture war stuff.

www.militarytimes.com/news/your-mi...
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The thing is, at my No Kings rally, one of the speakers was a preacher, who spoke about the need to be kind to strangers (Romans 12:13, Hebrews 13:2; Exodus 23:9, etc).

There were, inf act, quite a few 'No Kings but Jesus' signs.

But no pedophile rapist apologists. Make of that what you will.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
Ive been thinking a lot about the SCOTUS presidential immunity decision and how to move past it and my answer is to tell SCOTUS that the ruling was too stupid to respect so it doesn't count.

You can't tell me that's not how the law works anymore.
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Failing to earn their crust. Sounds like they’re stuffed. I wonder if this news will be topped?
Just saw that Pizza Hut in the UK could be folding. I think that officially makes it Calzone Hut. Eyethangewe. I’m here all week. Try the veal.
We're barely a month past the Charlie Kirk killing and already Turning Point folks are saying that hitting a pinata ranks as one of the most horrific things they've ever seen.
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Chris Murphy "No Senator has an obligation to vote for a budget that pays the bills for the destruction of our democracy" and blue states should not finance their own demise. Trump is playing Calvinball. Blue states should not pay fed taxes until Trump stops and reverses the lawlessness.
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One of my favorite writers said “Your children come through you, but don’t belong to you. You stand in your time, and you send them, like an arrow, into the future, where you cannot visit… not even in your dreams.”
Children are autonomous human beings and parents are guardians, not owners, of their children. We have generations of society-wide abuse and trauma to heal from and we can't do it because it keeps getting perpetuated
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
Local man nuts in a test of no-nut November.
I hope that Giants fan who went to Denver to start shit and ended up tripping himself into the pavement goes home to a Dear John letter too.
Get the people you know on-record about the diarrhea plane video because if we ever get a return to democracy that's one of the first things they're going to pretend they didn't support.
So the only violence I seem to be seeing from today is cops shooting war crime canisters at Americans.
Wendygo was right there and I missed it!
The now-retired creepy Burger King is a cryptid. Ronald is more like an Oni or a wendigo. More folklore than cryptid
So many people out today. So many American flags. So many everyday Americans showing courage & solidarity