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@jjfromkansas.bsky.social
· Nov 8
🎵H-O-T-N-R-D-Y
Little Caesars pizza pie🎵
Little Caesars pizza pie🎵
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if AI did all the things its deadenders say it can 1) you wouldn’t be able to afford it 2) they wouldn’t need to advertise it 3) they’d let you opt out of it and 4) jimmy fallon would not be involved
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
if AI did all the things its deadenders say it can 1) you wouldn’t be able to afford it 2) they wouldn’t need to advertise it 3) they’d let you opt out of it and 4) jimmy fallon would not be involved
There's such a thin line between riffing off a joke and rewriting a joke and I am afraid 100% of the time I try to riff that I have crossed that line.
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There's such a thin line between riffing off a joke and rewriting a joke and I am afraid 100% of the time I try to riff that I have crossed that line.
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2 lines till the end: "Wait, I forgot something. We better start over from the top."
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
2 lines till the end: "Wait, I forgot something. We better start over from the top."
I would swear in over the complete Calvin & Hobbes just to make the person doing the swearing have to hold that shit up one-handed while delivering an oath
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I would swear in over the complete Calvin & Hobbes just to make the person doing the swearing have to hold that shit up one-handed while delivering an oath
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Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial."
"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
![Statement on Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s Genocide Denial at the Israel Hayom Summit
December 9, 2025
The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention and Human Security feels called to point out that former Secretary of State Hilary Clinton’s recent remarks at the Israel Hayom Summit on 2 December amount to outright genocide denial.
During her remarks, the Secretary correctly noted that the recent deterioration of Israel’s standing among U.S. voters is not a “Republican versus Democrat kind of divide” but rather a generational one. Nevertheless, she incorrectly diagnosed the reasons for the shift as a matter purely of optics, stating that “Israel [has] the worst PR of any group” and accusing social media, particularly TikTok, of presenting “pure propaganda” that American youth are uncritically ingesting.
Secretary Clinton’s framing is not at all an accurate reflection of why Americans are growing more critical of Israel. Young Americans of all political stripes have not fallen prey to propaganda, though that is always a legitimate concern. Rather, they have consumed two years of videos depicting Israel’s genocide against Palestinians that have been uploaded by Palestinian journalists, ordinary people trying to survive in Gaza, IDF soldiers, and ordinary Israelis themselves. There has been no convincing refutation of the sheer amount of raw evidence of genocide coming out of Palestine. Young people in the U.S. are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well.
Secretary Clinton appears not to be bothered by the reality of genocidal violence – in fact, she did not mention anything about it. Her concern is, rather, in her words, “the narrative” – the fact that these crimes are no longer hidden and are now being live-streamed and documented in real time, making it harder for her and others to control it. TikTok cannot be blamed for the fact that many members of Gen Z understand that Israel is …](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pwsjq3xnal6auzgeqho4ecw7/bafkreiafbjju65esvo6htynkkl6or6muv4qqhwo5fghkkbyvclgnxxmchy@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial."
"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
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Happy Ikea Monkey day to all who celebrate
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy Ikea Monkey day to all who celebrate
I know some people still need evidence that Sam Altman is kind of a dummy and I am very appreciative of cutting off his Musk ark before it can really launch, but I think "he went on Jimmy Fallon" is kind of all the evidence you need without having to share specifics
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I know some people still need evidence that Sam Altman is kind of a dummy and I am very appreciative of cutting off his Musk ark before it can really launch, but I think "he went on Jimmy Fallon" is kind of all the evidence you need without having to share specifics
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We really do need to re-normalize the idea of calling out shitty people to their faces and then refusing to engage with their idiocy.
We’re not products for you to milk, Chad! We’re not content cows!! Try acting like a normal fucking person!!!
We’re not products for you to milk, Chad! We’re not content cows!! Try acting like a normal fucking person!!!
tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
We really do need to re-normalize the idea of calling out shitty people to their faces and then refusing to engage with their idiocy.
We’re not products for you to milk, Chad! We’re not content cows!! Try acting like a normal fucking person!!!
We’re not products for you to milk, Chad! We’re not content cows!! Try acting like a normal fucking person!!!
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In The New Republic, historian Holly Brewer compares the Court's decision to Godden v. Hales, a 1686 case affirming that James II was above the law – which was only repudiated when James II was overthrown in the Glorious Revolution. newrepublic.com/article/1833...
July 2, 2024 at 6:29 AM
In The New Republic, historian Holly Brewer compares the Court's decision to Godden v. Hales, a 1686 case affirming that James II was above the law – which was only repudiated when James II was overthrown in the Glorious Revolution. newrepublic.com/article/1833...
Refs decided they no longer had anywhere to be
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Refs decided they no longer had anywhere to be
Elmer Soderblom is a dipsy-doodler
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Elmer Soderblom is a dipsy-doodler
The Canucks are outplaying the Wings but they look like they're not quite sure what they're supposed to do about that.
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Canucks are outplaying the Wings but they look like they're not quite sure what they're supposed to do about that.
of an entire cabinet full of corrrupt weirdos and boobs, Duffy stands out as just garden variety dumb.
Real "elect me for student body and I'll put a vending machine in the lunch room" ass kind of guy
Real "elect me for student body and I'll put a vending machine in the lunch room" ass kind of guy
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
of an entire cabinet full of corrrupt weirdos and boobs, Duffy stands out as just garden variety dumb.
Real "elect me for student body and I'll put a vending machine in the lunch room" ass kind of guy
Real "elect me for student body and I'll put a vending machine in the lunch room" ass kind of guy
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"dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"
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On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for a US attack on My Lai, an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam.
But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else:
A massacre.
He decided to act. 1/28
But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else:
A massacre.
He decided to act. 1/28
July 30, 2024 at 7:50 AM
On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for a US attack on My Lai, an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam.
But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else:
A massacre.
He decided to act. 1/28
But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else:
A massacre.
He decided to act. 1/28
It's in the Congressional record (linked below, look for pages 12-14 of the pdf).
Senator Edgar Cowen (PA) brought up whether the law would apply (specifically to Chinese immigrants & gypsies).
Senator John Conness specifically answered that concern.
www.congress.gov/congressiona...
Senator Edgar Cowen (PA) brought up whether the law would apply (specifically to Chinese immigrants & gypsies).
Senator John Conness specifically answered that concern.
www.congress.gov/congressiona...
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's in the Congressional record (linked below, look for pages 12-14 of the pdf).
Senator Edgar Cowen (PA) brought up whether the law would apply (specifically to Chinese immigrants & gypsies).
Senator John Conness specifically answered that concern.
www.congress.gov/congressiona...
Senator Edgar Cowen (PA) brought up whether the law would apply (specifically to Chinese immigrants & gypsies).
Senator John Conness specifically answered that concern.
www.congress.gov/congressiona...
Finally you can feel what it's like to be Fox News
A skoilet for your spooky dookie. Say boo when you poo.
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Finally you can feel what it's like to be Fox News
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
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From yesterday - building Moritz Seider’s MVP case
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
From yesterday - building Moritz Seider’s MVP case
The bottom line is that if a Senator (who has made a special pledge to uphold the law) goes on TV to say a crime he saw wasn't a crime, then when it is judged illegal, the Senator should be prosecuted too.
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The bottom line is that if a Senator (who has made a special pledge to uphold the law) goes on TV to say a crime he saw wasn't a crime, then when it is judged illegal, the Senator should be prosecuted too.
Every bowling alley has a guy whose hairline and ponytail make him look like Temu Elrond and he's either the coolest guy or the one with the strongest options on Japanese swords.
Today's was cool.
Today's was cool.
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Every bowling alley has a guy whose hairline and ponytail make him look like Temu Elrond and he's either the coolest guy or the one with the strongest options on Japanese swords.
Today's was cool.
Today's was cool.
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
Once again I am right in my analysis
Maybe Detroit should try to give up fewer than five goals for a change
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Once again I am right in my analysis
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we like the thread going around about role models for positive masculinity and it got us thinking about small examples of that, like how the Kraken broadcast crew always say Oscar Fisker-Molgaard's full hyphenated name even though it's not on his jersey bc he told them it makes his mom happy
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
we like the thread going around about role models for positive masculinity and it got us thinking about small examples of that, like how the Kraken broadcast crew always say Oscar Fisker-Molgaard's full hyphenated name even though it's not on his jersey bc he told them it makes his mom happy
I've been cutting up U2 album covers lately to relieve stress.
Just a little something to take The Edge off.
Just a little something to take The Edge off.
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I've been cutting up U2 album covers lately to relieve stress.
Just a little something to take The Edge off.
Just a little something to take The Edge off.