Classic McDavid
@henchman21.bsky.social
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Amateur Land Sea-lion Tamer. Simper Fidelus Tyrannosaurus. My opinions are your own.
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Why do I always watch ASMR cooking videos at 11pm?

Anyway, I want this black pepper chicken.
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Is it possible to look sexy while doing the dishes and listening to "Pimpin All Over The World"?
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They didn’t change the words to match the movies!
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I'm ready for some Butlerian action.
henchman21.bsky.social
But the good news is, no jobs were created and higher electric bills will be passed to the community.
henchman21.bsky.social
Like, the funniest part to me about the whole "Ohhhh, I'm so mad about drag queens reading at the library" is the inevitable follow up question "so are YOU going to read at the library?"
henchman21.bsky.social
Ohhhhhh, you mean "read your children's books and then burn them."
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I love the way "Don't Go Away Mad" ramps up over the course of the song.
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Yeah, but's that really more their damage than yours.
henchman21.bsky.social
Please, ChatGPT, tell us the ways in which you're mitigated the serious mental health issues involved with your platform.

Also, please give us the definition for "mitigate", and how it's different than "solved".
henchman21.bsky.social
D'Angelo put paid to Dr. Spaceman's notion that we haven't had a good "doing it" song since "Close The Door" by Teddy Pendergrass.
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seriously

for fucks sake

cancel your spotify subscription
@PopBase on Twitter "Spotify teams up with ChatGPT to offer personalized recommendations."
henchman21.bsky.social
I wish "Read Your Children's Books" meant "Be actively engaged in your children's lives more than just using them as a fashion accessory."

Buuuuuuuuuut it doesn't.
henchman21.bsky.social
Yuck.

Macaroni salad is nasty.
henchman21.bsky.social
How young do you need to be to be considered a "young republican"? Because all of these guys look older than me.

Unsure if "young republican" means anyone under the age of 70 or if all of these 20 year old's look like they're 50. Either is equally likely.
henchman21.bsky.social
If your list of places to eat in Michigan doesn't involve any restaurants in Dearborn, your list is out of date.
henchman21.bsky.social
I may need a new mouse for work too, which is more of a bummer than I think it is. It's going to be difficult to get my hand used to the new feel after all this time.
henchman21.bsky.social
There seems to be an infinite amount of toothpaste in this tube.
Picture of a tube of crest toothpaste that is mostly empty
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You don't have to be crazy to drink protein powders, but drinking them will make you crazy.
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
henchman21.bsky.social
Anyway, guess I need to block Scientific American.
henchman21.bsky.social
No. I very specifically do not want to see that.
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I often walk around singing "'Cause what they did was technically high treason"
Shot from American Dad of George HW Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Oliver North
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Gonna walk around saying "A little bay-BAY" just to annoy the other people in the apartment.