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Classic McDavid
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Amateur Land Sea-lion Tamer. Simper Fidelus Tyrannosaurus. My opinions are your own.
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Cheesy grits and eggs with bacon
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh, Teddy! Ever the scamp!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hey! It's not just any shark. That's Old Kentucky Shark and you will get his name correct!
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Don't judge me!

(I actually probably won't get this cause I don't like tequila, but I love the effort)

(Also, it's often tough to love this country, but sometimes I love this country)
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by 🎄
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My Christmas tree is officially up. I still wish I could find a nerdier tree skirt, but it's a big whole in the market.
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"You will be visited by 3 spirits."

The 3 spirits
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Theoretically, yes, everyone does want a Long John Silver's gift card. But the lack of Long John Silver's locations actually makes gift cards a cock tease gift.

It's the candy safe of gifts.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ew, make it stop.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
But with Datsyuk highlights. How can you sleep after that?
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Let’s go to my top 10 most frequently uttered words
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Yeah, well I say it 23 times before noon. What’s it to you?
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Seems a little rude just to perfect cross-dimensional travel just to send Grant Gustin to a different universe.

Is he okay with this?
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Thanks for contributing.
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My energy replying to a bunch of people with business questions:
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Borrowed from facebook:
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"I set out to get you, with a finetooth comb"

I'm not sure how that's supposed to work, but maybe I need to try that.

The comb I've been using to find romance:
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My streaming service wrapped.

And I listened to "Islands in the Stream" a shitload. Speaking of which...
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Look, I love modern twinkies more than I should, but Hostess is way overextending the brand. But also, you can't even get modern twinkies right!!! Scrap these, focus on your core sweets, and bring back Chocodiles!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Military leadership when they find out Hegseth “just stepped out”
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Take care of them?
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Turbo Granny stating the whole of my personal philosophy.
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Charging for guac?
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM