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The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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What I can’t fathom is why he’s never called on it. The richest person in the world being a white supremacist should be a story.
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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This was literally a Parks & Rec joke
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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bad is an understatement. these are their defensive numbers during the seven game losing streak lmfao
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 23
Eagles were 8-2 and up 21-0 on the Cowboys.

15 days later, they’re 8-5.
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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😕
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Hakeem Jeffries will never lead the Dems where they need to go in order to help the people.

He will choose restoration over reform because he has been groomed by the Establishment.

I wish people could finally accept this.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Amon-Ra St. Brown has performed admirably in the Tom Kennedy role over the past five seasons, but it's time for the big dog to eat.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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incredible for a teslaa to finish this many drives
Isaac TeSlaa career receptions:

13-yard TD
29-yard catch
12-yard TD
11-yard catch
17-yard TD
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This is why I don't rate Maresca. Shows up for the big games, but what is this performance? And this team selection??
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Gittens is terrible, wth were they thinking?
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Each Monday morning, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together. As a reminder, these are not takes. This is just data. More context is always important.

This is the Week 13 data dump.
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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this Vikings defense is fired up not to have JJ McCarthy in the lineup
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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My guy Joe Burrow said "we get paid millions to play a kids game so I'm here to put on a show for fans" and you don't expect those boys to get hype when they beat a heavy favorite like the old days when they were playing ball in HS and college. It's in the blood
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Puka Nacua you are unreal
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Doubt me at your peril.
Bryce Young is like a superhero whose powers only work on fourth down.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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That’s why I’ll never judge a player for entering the transfer portal.
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Clearly wants to avoid family for the holidays. I respect it.
C Frank Ragnow unretires.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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This got me thinking….how do we as a society normalize pumpkin pie as a breakfast option at restaurants year round? Who will be the change we want to see in the world?
It turns out Mina and I have identical pie takes (literally had home made pumpkin pie for breakfast this morning before kids woke up).
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:

1. Pecan: Always good

2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.

3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM