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Andy Behrens
@andybehrens.bsky.social
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Fantasy nerd. Writer of things. Floor-slapper.
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Yeah, I just gotta change what I would normally drink during a marathon. I have a few questions for a nutritionist ahead of me.
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Wednesday's YACHT CLUB Episode is ready for your earbells!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!

If you're not in the Yacht Club:
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Slight preference for Darnold (who I think is just playing very well), but I get the appeal of Flacco/Burrow combo. Fine to do if you can spare the extra roster spot.
Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)...

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Should be -5 points every week until you change it. Agreed.
Sorry I missed this. We gotta hold out for Evans.
Grey arriving at NLCS game 3 on Thursday.
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Our Wednesday ✨YACHT CLUB✨ episode is now ready for subscribers!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about key players for Week 7 lineups, and look back on 2025 rookies selected in the top 100 -- to see if we can take lessons on how to rank future rookies...

If you'd like to subscribe: 👇
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It’s no longer my role to make excuses for anything you see over there.
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Don’t miss out on thiuggts for the Chicago Bears from @andybehrens.bsky.social

Lions from FSWA inaugural HOF member Greg Kellogg

Vikings from King’s Classic Member JC

And Packers from you’re truly!
Black & Blue Week 6
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Yeah, that is the order in which I'd have them. Rico looking like potentially one of the best possible starts this week.
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Wednesday's *YACHT CLUB* show is ready!
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@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through Week 6 ranks including Joe Flacco's impact on the Bengals, which Chargers RB to start, what to do w/A.J. Brown & more...

...plus: players to consider selling high and buying low!

(subscribe link is 👇)
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You might say the Matt Shaw strikeout was a real Turning Point *send*
It was, in fact, directed at YOU personally.
The was a particularly fun (also useful!) episode, once we cleared the ghastly goose talk.
Yacht Club Members:
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...

...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.

If you'd like to subscribe 👇
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Yacht Club Members:
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...

...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.

If you'd like to subscribe 👇
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They tried to give Justin Jefferson a new golden boy partner fresh out of the academy (J.J. McCarthy) when all he ever wanted was the crookedest cop who ever lived (Carson Wentz)
Only in Minnesota would they refer to two sticks of butter and a bowl of cocaine as "grape pie." You guys are wild.