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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah, I just gotta change what I would normally drink during a marathon. I have a few questions for a nutritionist ahead of me.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

Wednesday's YACHT CLUB Episode is ready for your earbells!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!

If you're not in the Yacht Club:
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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 1d

Slight preference for Darnold (who I think is just playing very well), but I get the appeal of Flacco/Burrow combo. Fine to do if you can spare the extra roster spot.

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 3d

Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)...

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 4d

Should be -5 points every week until you change it. Agreed.

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry I missed this. We gotta hold out for Evans.

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 8d

Grey arriving at NLCS game 3 on Thursday.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 8d

Our Wednesday ✨YACHT CLUB✨ episode is now ready for subscribers!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about key players for Week 7 lineups, and look back on 2025 rookies selected in the top 100 -- to see if we can take lessons on how to rank future rookies...

If you'd like to subscribe: 👇

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 12d

It’s no longer my role to make excuses for anything you see over there.

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IDP_Iggy @idpiggy.bsky.social · 13d

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Don’t miss out on thiuggts for the Chicago Bears from @andybehrens.bsky.social

Lions from FSWA inaugural HOF member Greg Kellogg

Vikings from King’s Classic Member JC

And Packers from you’re truly!

Black & Blue Week 6

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 13d

Yeah, that is the order in which I'd have them. Rico looking like potentially one of the best possible starts this week.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 15d

Wednesday's *YACHT CLUB* show is ready!
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@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through Week 6 ranks including Joe Flacco's impact on the Bengals, which Chargers RB to start, what to do w/A.J. Brown & more...

...plus: players to consider selling high and buying low!

(subscribe link is 👇)

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 21d

You might say the Matt Shaw strikeout was a real Turning Point *send*

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 21d

It was, in fact, directed at YOU personally.

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 22d

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 22d

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 22d

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 22d

The was a particularly fun (also useful!) episode, once we cleared the ghastly goose talk.

Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 22d

Yacht Club Members:
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...

...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.

If you'd like to subscribe 👇

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 22d

Yacht Club Members:
Wednesday's podcast is ready to go!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through key Week 5 ranks, and evaluate Andy's players he wants to trade away...

...plus a bit of Geese/Goose talk and a movies draft update.

If you'd like to subscribe 👇

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 25d

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 25d

They tried to give Justin Jefferson a new golden boy partner fresh out of the academy (J.J. McCarthy) when all he ever wanted was the crookedest cop who ever lived (Carson Wentz)

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 26d

bwahaha

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 26d

Only in Minnesota would they refer to two sticks of butter and a bowl of cocaine as "grape pie." You guys are wild.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 28d

I'm on this, too!

If one podcast per weekday SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH...

...check out me and @andybehrens.bsky.social visiting with @drewmagary.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28d

Time for a big fat NFL episode of The Distraction, with our old friend @andybehrens.bsky.social! art19.com/shows/the-di...

Doing Less With Less with Andy Behrens and Chris Harris

The NFL is back in full swing, and so our good buddy Andy Behrens returns to the pod along with his cohort Chris Harris. We’re looking at analytics, and how fantasy football butts up against football ...

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28d

Time for a big fat NFL episode of The Distraction, with our old friend @andybehrens.bsky.social! art19.com/shows/the-di...

Doing Less With Less with Andy Behrens and Chris Harris

The NFL is back in full swing, and so our good buddy Andy Behrens returns to the pod along with his cohort Chris Harris. We’re looking at analytics, and how fantasy football butts up against football ...

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