Travis Souders
@travissouders.bsky.social
I can’t dance but I like a beat
Time to take a big sip of water and check on the Sharks score
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Time to take a big sip of water and check on the Sharks score
As a dynasty Andrews owner:
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
As a dynasty Andrews owner:
@rotopat.bsky.social no reason I ask, no reason, of course, but…have you been reading The Wager or are you just intimately familiar with the unforgiving, brutal seas of the mid-1700s Patagonian coast
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
@rotopat.bsky.social no reason I ask, no reason, of course, but…have you been reading The Wager or are you just intimately familiar with the unforgiving, brutal seas of the mid-1700s Patagonian coast
It might be time to update Chico GRIND’s fantasy constitution, which is currently Remembering Some Guys
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It might be time to update Chico GRIND’s fantasy constitution, which is currently Remembering Some Guys
Pretty spooky to start either of these Pats RBs entering the fantasy playoffs. Feels like they could be running wild and they’re just not wanting to. Offense’s motivations too inscrutable to feel good about firing up Henderson or Stevenson
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Pretty spooky to start either of these Pats RBs entering the fantasy playoffs. Feels like they could be running wild and they’re just not wanting to. Offense’s motivations too inscrutable to feel good about firing up Henderson or Stevenson
Trying desperately to send the Wally Pipp Wikipedia page URL to Vrabel, stand by please
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trying desperately to send the Wally Pipp Wikipedia page URL to Vrabel, stand by please
If you’re gonna look like a travel ball kid and run around like that I’m sorry, you’re gonna get lit up
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If you’re gonna look like a travel ball kid and run around like that I’m sorry, you’re gonna get lit up
Why oh why do they slop up the sandwiches so much in those Jersey Mike’s commercials
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Why oh why do they slop up the sandwiches so much in those Jersey Mike’s commercials
I’m too old to have a favorite player but Myles Garrett is my favorite player
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’m too old to have a favorite player but Myles Garrett is my favorite player
The 10-2 Broncos:
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The 10-2 Broncos:
It sounds like every time Collinsworth tries to say “Mariota” he’s adjusting the Werther’s Original in his mouth
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It sounds like every time Collinsworth tries to say “Mariota” he’s adjusting the Werther’s Original in his mouth
You gonna get 49ers Moody, or Bears Moody?
two men are standing in a store with a sign that says beef jerky
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December 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You gonna get 49ers Moody, or Bears Moody?
The refs have made two non-penalty calls in a row and there’s just no recourse? At all? Cool little game you got there
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The refs have made two non-penalty calls in a row and there’s just no recourse? At all? Cool little game you got there
Look what do you want from me
Hope you’re ready for a thrilling 12-10 Broncos-Commanders battle, you black-eyed pigs
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Look what do you want from me
You fell behind to the Broncos and now they’ll try to win the game 3-0. Checkmate, idiot
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You fell behind to the Broncos and now they’ll try to win the game 3-0. Checkmate, idiot
Look, yes, Deebo MAY be fat now, but at least he’s also slower than ever
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Look, yes, Deebo MAY be fat now, but at least he’s also slower than ever
Hope you’re ready for a thrilling 12-10 Broncos-Commanders battle, you black-eyed pigs
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hope you’re ready for a thrilling 12-10 Broncos-Commanders battle, you black-eyed pigs
There should be a little guy whose job it is to sprint into the booth and slap Jim Nantz’s face when he says stuff like “here is Mason Rudolph, making his presence felt”
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
There should be a little guy whose job it is to sprint into the booth and slap Jim Nantz’s face when he says stuff like “here is Mason Rudolph, making his presence felt”
The Tony Romo “wow” drinking game is illegal in the flyover states
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Tony Romo “wow” drinking game is illegal in the flyover states
This afternoon window is the price we pay for overindulging on island games this week
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This afternoon window is the price we pay for overindulging on island games this week
Addison has three catchable targets already. I never want to see McCarthy again
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Addison has three catchable targets already. I never want to see McCarthy again
The Raiders just like…stand around
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Raiders just like…stand around
The refs breaking up that fight in JAX-TEN shouting “guys cmon it’s just Jags-Titans, cmon guys”
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The refs breaking up that fight in JAX-TEN shouting “guys cmon it’s just Jags-Titans, cmon guys”
Obviously Shedeur > Purdy
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Obviously Shedeur > Purdy
At some point FOX did the touchdown cartoon character rendering for an offensive lineman
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
At some point FOX did the touchdown cartoon character rendering for an offensive lineman