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Travis Souders

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I can’t dance but I like a beat

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Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 13h

The Dodgers have Dave Roberts duct taped to the clubhouse water heater so he can’t fuck this up

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 15h

Picking up sushi and the greeter tells the girl, Hey, haven’t seen you guys in a while, and the girl goes Yeah, we broke up

And the guy goes, The guy with the bike? And she smiles and says Yeah

And there is a guy out there somewhere who who will not get to bike to this sushi place for years

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 18h

These guys look like Russian nesting dolls of each other

Seth A Quimby-🇮🇪🇵🇷🇵🇸 @teamquimby.bsky.social · 18h

This is your master race ladies and gentleman

Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 21h

Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 18h

Freddy Peralta, Abner Uribe, and Sal Frelick already led my team to a fantasy title this year. Understandable if they can’t get psyched up for the “playoffs”

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 23h

I’m walking around as “Travis Souders” while some dudes are just born on third base. Life ain’t fair

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

Buying Fjallraven stuff is just paying extra to tell people you shop at REI

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

Macklin, Smith and Misa could be fun for a long time before it’s a good product but it’s finally gonna be worth watching

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

Training Day

X-Men Don't Need Britches 💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 1d

I'll get the obvious one out the way.

The Matrix.

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

No.

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

If you faced a lineup that was forced to start Wan’Dale Robinson and Luke McCaffrey, as I did, you may be entitled to compensation

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

Kliff always looks 15 minutes removed from a keg stand

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

Almost throws a pick, almost throws a tuddy, runs around for an hour like a lunatic and takes a brutal sack. Rookie growing pains for this Bears QB

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

These Commanders uniforms are turd

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

Phew. Bijan didn’t vulture the touchdown from Allgeier

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

@harrisfootball.com

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 1d

He hit the Wee-bey meme immediately

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2d

Watch butt plug’s reaction to Cal Raleigh’s homer

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2d

After this morning’s London debacle, America truly needs this to be a track meet

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2d

Only 1/4 of the outcomes for the World Series could be bad and it’s coming like a freight train

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2d

Leaked interview from Nantz’s production meeting with Baker Mayfield

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2d

Geno just spiked himself

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2d

Uhhhhhhhh

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2d

I cannot for a second believe that Maxx Crosby is a chill hangout

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2d

Cam Ward, uhh

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2d

This is way worse than losing Purdy. There is no meme replacement for 54

Travis Souders @travissouders.bsky.social · 2d

The Niners could withstand a lot but nobody survives losing Fred Warner