Travis Souders
@travissouders.bsky.social
I can’t dance but I like a beat
Van Pelt, bless his heart, just wants to be buddies with all his interviews while completely winging it. Nothing of substance, fumble around til you find a place to punctuate the sentence, get a 5-second sound bite, rinse, repeat. It’s not his fault. He’s just a sports liker who wants to be on TV
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Van Pelt, bless his heart, just wants to be buddies with all his interviews while completely winging it. Nothing of substance, fumble around til you find a place to punctuate the sentence, get a 5-second sound bite, rinse, repeat. It’s not his fault. He’s just a sports liker who wants to be on TV
All the ESPN booth could get was “Omarion Hampton” 🤣
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
All the ESPN booth could get was “Omarion Hampton” 🤣
We closed it out strong. Damn strong
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
We closed it out strong. Damn strong
Eagles gonna Charger
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Eagles gonna Charger
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Pick-sixes are -4 in my league. Highly recommend. Catastrophic play should reflect more than the standard single point deduction
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Pick-sixes are -4 in my league. Highly recommend. Catastrophic play should reflect more than the standard single point deduction
The one time they don’t do the Brotherly Shove and you call holding. They’ll never try anything else again
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The one time they don’t do the Brotherly Shove and you call holding. They’ll never try anything else again
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Cooper DeJean breaking up a pass to Ladd McConkey
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Cooper DeJean breaking up a pass to Ladd McConkey
I say this and then Hurts turns it over twice on the same play
Their last possession even had to *end* more boringly than we first thought
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I say this and then Hurts turns it over twice on the same play
I just know some of you out there got fleeced for Keenan Allen. Show yourselves cowards
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I just know some of you out there got fleeced for Keenan Allen. Show yourselves cowards
Both these teams are “8-4”
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Both these teams are “8-4”
Cool, so now I’ll be sitting between an open-mouth-napping slob who just wolfed a hot pastrami sandwich and a sweaty try-hard who smells like exercise-weary scrotum
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Cool, so now I’ll be sitting between an open-mouth-napping slob who just wolfed a hot pastrami sandwich and a sweaty try-hard who smells like exercise-weary scrotum
Hoping Saquon GOES THE EFF OFF for 12 fantasy points
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hoping Saquon GOES THE EFF OFF for 12 fantasy points
Ban “what does this mean?” as a postgame question. What does THAT mean? What answer are you hoping for?
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ban “what does this mean?” as a postgame question. What does THAT mean? What answer are you hoping for?
Oh well well well I guess Patrick Mahomes isn’t quite so good after all when literally nobody ever catches any ball
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Oh well well well I guess Patrick Mahomes isn’t quite so good after all when literally nobody ever catches any ball
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Christian Kirk’s career arc for fantasy
a man in a suit and tie driving a silver car
ALT: a man in a suit and tie driving a silver car
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Christian Kirk’s career arc for fantasy
Feels like we’re seeing more really good players make more egregious drops than ever
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Feels like we’re seeing more really good players make more egregious drops than ever
Travis Kelce running around out there looking like a dad on an icy roof
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Travis Kelce running around out there looking like a dad on an icy roof
Big if true
Will De'Von Achane return after injuring his ribs vs. the Jets? Miami has listed him as questionable to return.
De'Von Achane injury update: Dolphins RB has rib issue
Will De'Von Achane return after injuring his ribs vs. the Jets? Miami has listed him as questionable to return.
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Big if true
Collinsworth can’t hide his disgust with his Chiefs
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Collinsworth can’t hide his disgust with his Chiefs
Josh Jacobs kicks ass
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Josh Jacobs kicks ass
Time for my Ronnie Rivers props to start hitting
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Time for my Ronnie Rivers props to start hitting
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Michael Wilson begrudgingly just decides to be Terrell Owens the second he knows MHJ is out
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Michael Wilson begrudgingly just decides to be Terrell Owens the second he knows MHJ is out
Michael Wilson begrudgingly just decides to be Terrell Owens the second he knows MHJ is out
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Michael Wilson begrudgingly just decides to be Terrell Owens the second he knows MHJ is out