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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
maybe going for a depression walk when it’s 95 degrees outside will heal me
August 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i’m in her dm’s like: sam has unsent a message
August 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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[tosses Scully folder] you ever hear of The Grinch
July 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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I read the plot to that movie you like on Wikipedia and it seems stupid
July 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
surely it will please my haters to know that my life has become immeasurably worse
July 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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A little bubble balloon dog for you

following rappenem's bubble sprite tutorial, but I definitely have a lot to learn about lighting and reflections.

#pixelart #pixel_dailies #pixelartist
May 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do”
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
ALT: a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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His greed sickens me
March 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
my current bg3 playthrough started getting kinda freaky
March 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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telling the doctor not to hit me with the knee reflex thing because i'm at 1 HP
March 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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soy El Chapo Roan
February 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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if i had a billion dollars and worldwide influence i would simply not debut my new character "Transphobic Lil Dicky" live on Joe Rogan's DMT Telethon
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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he/they of the day - the Great Deku Tree from Zelda
December 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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ain’t no way this guy’s name is Luigi Mansion
December 11, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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logging on
November 30, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.
October 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
we’re reaching the “doctors recommend camel cigarettes” era of twitter ads
December 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM