Ry is the Guy
@ryiscorrect.bsky.social
Here to find what I can't find in the real world.
🍁Canadian🍁Rockies Fan 🏔
🍁Canadian🍁Rockies Fan 🏔
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Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
Yesterday was a great day of football, but I really miss the NFL.
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Yesterday was a great day of football, but I really miss the NFL.
In 2026, everything will change, I don't even have to do anything, it's just that simple.
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
In 2026, everything will change, I don't even have to do anything, it's just that simple.
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first #promosky of 2026 ✨
Ri/Rion (Ry/Ry-an) || she/her || US
witch, self proclaimed vampire & certified yapper 🦇🕷️
likes:
☆ tarot ☆ candle spells ☆ horror ☆ gothic horror ☆ romance ☆ anime ☆ pasta ☆ Star Wars ☆ reading ☆ vampires ☆ bats ☆ music ☆
↺/♡︎ appreciated
Ri/Rion (Ry/Ry-an) || she/her || US
witch, self proclaimed vampire & certified yapper 🦇🕷️
likes:
☆ tarot ☆ candle spells ☆ horror ☆ gothic horror ☆ romance ☆ anime ☆ pasta ☆ Star Wars ☆ reading ☆ vampires ☆ bats ☆ music ☆
↺/♡︎ appreciated
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
first #promosky of 2026 ✨
Ri/Rion (Ry/Ry-an) || she/her || US
witch, self proclaimed vampire & certified yapper 🦇🕷️
likes:
☆ tarot ☆ candle spells ☆ horror ☆ gothic horror ☆ romance ☆ anime ☆ pasta ☆ Star Wars ☆ reading ☆ vampires ☆ bats ☆ music ☆
↺/♡︎ appreciated
Ri/Rion (Ry/Ry-an) || she/her || US
witch, self proclaimed vampire & certified yapper 🦇🕷️
likes:
☆ tarot ☆ candle spells ☆ horror ☆ gothic horror ☆ romance ☆ anime ☆ pasta ☆ Star Wars ☆ reading ☆ vampires ☆ bats ☆ music ☆
↺/♡︎ appreciated
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Exercising just enough this year to fuck & fight.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Exercising just enough this year to fuck & fight.
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i think if you set aside like 10 minutes per day to really meditate and focus and if you really dedicate yourself to the practice you can send bad vibes telepathically to your enemies and make their day worse
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i think if you set aside like 10 minutes per day to really meditate and focus and if you really dedicate yourself to the practice you can send bad vibes telepathically to your enemies and make their day worse
Thinking about getting really into camouflage in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Thinking about getting really into camouflage in 2026.
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ME (1993): You should try listening to this rap music. It’s like poetry set to beats.
MARSHALL MATHERS: Leave me alone, I’m trying to study.
ME: (places my headphones gently on his ears)
MARSHALL: Whoa.
MARSHALL MATHERS: Leave me alone, I’m trying to study.
ME: (places my headphones gently on his ears)
MARSHALL: Whoa.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ME (1993): You should try listening to this rap music. It’s like poetry set to beats.
MARSHALL MATHERS: Leave me alone, I’m trying to study.
ME: (places my headphones gently on his ears)
MARSHALL: Whoa.
MARSHALL MATHERS: Leave me alone, I’m trying to study.
ME: (places my headphones gently on his ears)
MARSHALL: Whoa.
I'd love to sign up for JiuJitsu.
Oh, you want to get in shape?
Nah, I have a 3 year old.
Oh, you want to get in shape?
Nah, I have a 3 year old.
December 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'd love to sign up for JiuJitsu.
Oh, you want to get in shape?
Nah, I have a 3 year old.
Oh, you want to get in shape?
Nah, I have a 3 year old.
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Fuck, Marry, Kill.. but with “the Wiggles”
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fuck, Marry, Kill.. but with “the Wiggles”
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“When I used to go out, I would know everyone that I saw
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iX...
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iX...
The Rat
YouTube video by The Walkmen - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“When I used to go out, I would know everyone that I saw
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iX...
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iX...
The thing I like is saving the world!!!
No it isn't.
No it isn't.
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The thing I like is saving the world!!!
No it isn't.
No it isn't.
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whoever’s in charge of cleaning up this house better get they ass over here stat
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
whoever’s in charge of cleaning up this house better get they ass over here stat
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What idiot called it "having sex at midnight on new year's eve" when Auld Bang Syne was right there?
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What idiot called it "having sex at midnight on new year's eve" when Auld Bang Syne was right there?
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throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu
My kids are wonderful creatures full of life. They teach me so much about the world and about myself. Like I love any song with lyrics referencing poop.
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My kids are wonderful creatures full of life. They teach me so much about the world and about myself. Like I love any song with lyrics referencing poop.
I'm about to Pho around and Pho out.
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm about to Pho around and Pho out.
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when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.
December 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.
His passion for life was endless, his lust for the earthly coil knew no bounds. There was no item of furniture he left unfucked.
December 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
His passion for life was endless, his lust for the earthly coil knew no bounds. There was no item of furniture he left unfucked.
Oh man, have you guys seen the price of eggs lately? Yeah, sturgeon eggs, black Russian gold, it's insane!
December 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh man, have you guys seen the price of eggs lately? Yeah, sturgeon eggs, black Russian gold, it's insane!
You watch a gay hockey show. I watch the Leafs fuck the dog. We are not the same.
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You watch a gay hockey show. I watch the Leafs fuck the dog. We are not the same.
I made a turkey AND a prime rib for x-mas. No one can beat MY meat.
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I made a turkey AND a prime rib for x-mas. No one can beat MY meat.
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No wonder this dick was on the clearance rack
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
No wonder this dick was on the clearance rack
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I wonder how fast Houdini could take off a bra 🤔
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I wonder how fast Houdini could take off a bra 🤔
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile