Ry is the Guy
@ryiscorrect.bsky.social
Here to find what I can't find in the real world.
🍁Canadian🍁Rockies Fan 🏔
🍁Canadian🍁Rockies Fan 🏔
Is attacking Venezuela more like when the Nazies invaded Austria, or Czechoslovakia?
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Is attacking Venezuela more like when the Nazies invaded Austria, or Czechoslovakia?
NFL playoffs are upon us. God is good.
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
NFL playoffs are upon us. God is good.
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
Was really into piggyback rides for a while, kinda got carried away
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Was really into piggyback rides for a while, kinda got carried away
Fuck the morrah, live fer dad die
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Fuck the morrah, live fer dad die
Be nice for no reason whatsoever.
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Be nice for no reason whatsoever.
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
Yesterday was a great day of football, but I really miss the NFL.
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Yesterday was a great day of football, but I really miss the NFL.
In 2026, everything will change, I don't even have to do anything, it's just that simple.
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
In 2026, everything will change, I don't even have to do anything, it's just that simple.
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
first #promosky of 2026 ✨
Ri/Rion (Ry/Ry-an) || she/her || US
witch, self proclaimed vampire & certified yapper 🦇🕷️
likes:
☆ tarot ☆ candle spells ☆ horror ☆ gothic horror ☆ romance ☆ anime ☆ pasta ☆ Star Wars ☆ reading ☆ vampires ☆ bats ☆ music ☆
↺/♡︎ appreciated
Ri/Rion (Ry/Ry-an) || she/her || US
witch, self proclaimed vampire & certified yapper 🦇🕷️
likes:
☆ tarot ☆ candle spells ☆ horror ☆ gothic horror ☆ romance ☆ anime ☆ pasta ☆ Star Wars ☆ reading ☆ vampires ☆ bats ☆ music ☆
↺/♡︎ appreciated
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
first #promosky of 2026 ✨
Ri/Rion (Ry/Ry-an) || she/her || US
witch, self proclaimed vampire & certified yapper 🦇🕷️
likes:
☆ tarot ☆ candle spells ☆ horror ☆ gothic horror ☆ romance ☆ anime ☆ pasta ☆ Star Wars ☆ reading ☆ vampires ☆ bats ☆ music ☆
↺/♡︎ appreciated
Ri/Rion (Ry/Ry-an) || she/her || US
witch, self proclaimed vampire & certified yapper 🦇🕷️
likes:
☆ tarot ☆ candle spells ☆ horror ☆ gothic horror ☆ romance ☆ anime ☆ pasta ☆ Star Wars ☆ reading ☆ vampires ☆ bats ☆ music ☆
↺/♡︎ appreciated
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
Exercising just enough this year to fuck & fight.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Exercising just enough this year to fuck & fight.
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
i think if you set aside like 10 minutes per day to really meditate and focus and if you really dedicate yourself to the practice you can send bad vibes telepathically to your enemies and make their day worse
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i think if you set aside like 10 minutes per day to really meditate and focus and if you really dedicate yourself to the practice you can send bad vibes telepathically to your enemies and make their day worse
Thinking about getting really into camouflage in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Thinking about getting really into camouflage in 2026.
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
ME (1993): You should try listening to this rap music. It’s like poetry set to beats.
MARSHALL MATHERS: Leave me alone, I’m trying to study.
ME: (places my headphones gently on his ears)
MARSHALL: Whoa.
MARSHALL MATHERS: Leave me alone, I’m trying to study.
ME: (places my headphones gently on his ears)
MARSHALL: Whoa.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ME (1993): You should try listening to this rap music. It’s like poetry set to beats.
MARSHALL MATHERS: Leave me alone, I’m trying to study.
ME: (places my headphones gently on his ears)
MARSHALL: Whoa.
MARSHALL MATHERS: Leave me alone, I’m trying to study.
ME: (places my headphones gently on his ears)
MARSHALL: Whoa.
I'd love to sign up for JiuJitsu.
Oh, you want to get in shape?
Nah, I have a 3 year old.
Oh, you want to get in shape?
Nah, I have a 3 year old.
December 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'd love to sign up for JiuJitsu.
Oh, you want to get in shape?
Nah, I have a 3 year old.
Oh, you want to get in shape?
Nah, I have a 3 year old.
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
Fuck, Marry, Kill.. but with “the Wiggles”
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fuck, Marry, Kill.. but with “the Wiggles”
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
“When I used to go out, I would know everyone that I saw
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iX...
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iX...
The Rat
YouTube video by The Walkmen - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“When I used to go out, I would know everyone that I saw
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iX...
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iX...
The thing I like is saving the world!!!
No it isn't.
No it isn't.
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The thing I like is saving the world!!!
No it isn't.
No it isn't.
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
whoever’s in charge of cleaning up this house better get they ass over here stat
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
whoever’s in charge of cleaning up this house better get they ass over here stat
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
What idiot called it "having sex at midnight on new year's eve" when Auld Bang Syne was right there?
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What idiot called it "having sex at midnight on new year's eve" when Auld Bang Syne was right there?
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu
My kids are wonderful creatures full of life. They teach me so much about the world and about myself. Like I love any song with lyrics referencing poop.
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My kids are wonderful creatures full of life. They teach me so much about the world and about myself. Like I love any song with lyrics referencing poop.
I'm about to Pho around and Pho out.
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm about to Pho around and Pho out.
Reposted by Ry is the Guy
when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.
December 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.