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@ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dog a lot (only one now). kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · Nov 14
Have you met Nala?
Nala the pitbull resting her head on my legs watching TV (TV is out of frame.)
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kansascitycurrent.bsky.social
2X TEMVP 🐐

Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
Temwa Chawinga 2025 NWSL MVP
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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katemckean.bsky.social
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
screenshot of a post from X by the Mirriam-Webster account. Their tweet says Words step up when numbers fail. They are retweeting a post from @david_arid that reads: There was a computer flitch at the end of tonight's Nuggets game that erased all the players' stats, which led to this fantastic screengrab from the post-game show. Then there is a blurry picture from a men's basketball game and the chyron says: Time Hardaway Jr. Stats are down but he played great."
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
*tapping the sign*
Screencap of old tweet on the bad place, dated March 30, 2024 that says: “Temwa is the best. Argue with ya mama.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
Temwaaaa!
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
Debinha didn’t even make best 11?
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
Bev Yanez, welcome to Kansas City Current.
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
Should’ve been 1) Kayla Sharples, 2) Izzy Rodriguez, 3) Tara McKeown. 🤷‍♂️
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
CellarTracker moving the champagne to the top of the list of my cellar based on “drinkability score” must mean something good will happen soon.
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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deathbybadger.bsky.social
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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edzitron.com
JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 10h
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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refrag.bsky.social
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Nerdy kid at keyboard: Hi guys, I've noticed that it is International Men's Day today, and I'm confused. Why do we need a day to talk about men? We're not a marginalised group like women, queer people, or people of colour. The media is already full of stories about men. Big buff shirtless dude at keyboard: I'm glad you asked, champ. Whatever your view on men's place in society, it's still true that we face a lot of issues - like social isolation, risk of suicide, health problems, and attitudes towards sex and child rearing. Having a day to talk about those doesn't take away from anyone else's problems. In fact, having a day to talk about them helps us be more mindful, and listen better at other times. Second shirtless buff dude on a couch at his laptop: The chief here is really on to something. I want to echo what he said, and also point out that the idea we should remain silent about our problems actually contributes to a lot of our issues. We are human beings, with human needs. Seeking mutual support and understanding isn't the same thing as placing a burden on others. Especially if we're providing it for each other. Third buff dude at his laptop: Right on, my fellow kings. We've inherited a social legacy of competition and division, and a lot of what makes a man in our era is under question. IMD is a chance for us to examine and rethink what we are together, and build the bonds of solidarity and support that will make a better way possible - like in this meme. Because in our hearts, we're all curious kids and buff guys on keyboards.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
I wonder if we can get MAHA to believe spicy foods help fight sickness by having capsaicin “burn up” germs, viruses, and bacteria.
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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kishizuka.bsky.social
Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
peopleofcolorintech.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
4% drop in both the DJI and S&P in the last 5 days so far… 🧐
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
Some days it sure feels like we’re living in a black hole.
Are we living in a black hole?
Mathematical quirks of our universe have led some cosmologists to wonder whether the cosmos was actually born in a black hole.
www.nationalgeographic.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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leguinbot.bsky.social
He thought he had learned pain, but he would learn it again and again, all his life, and forget none of it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
L’Oréal x Nvidia is not a collaboration I saw coming.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
Nala’s not been doing great and on top of that, she got a blister and a bruise on her paw from playing fetch. 😞
Nala laying in her dog bed on top of a human bed, head resting on a pillow.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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chinajoeflynn.bsky.social
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
Johnny Knoxville, his new wife, John Waters, and a dog standing in front of a floral arch.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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robertdownen.bsky.social
🎶 Baby don't worry
It's not a worm
And every little thing
Is gonna be al-right 🎶
Olivia Nuzzi book excerpt: I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. "Baby, don't worry, he said. "It's not a worm." A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed.
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
Posing the question in my dating app profile to weed out unsuitable candidates: “Do you consider yourself a nog hog?”
sasscarpone.bsky.social premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2d
do not come here w your eggnog slander. i find you weak.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
Man, the year 2000 was a great year for music.
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
At least I got some homemade pizza.
Homemade pizza not yet cooked; double cheese with additional feta scattered on top of fried spicy chicken, pickles, and sliced onion. Homemade pizza cooked; double cheese with additional feta scattered on top of fried spicy chicken, pickles, and sliced onion. The crust is lightly browned.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM