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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dog a lot (only one now). kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting.
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Have you met Nala?
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2X TEMVP 🐐

Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*tapping the sign*
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Temwaaaa!
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Debinha didn’t even make best 11?
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bev Yanez, welcome to Kansas City Current.
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Should’ve been 1) Kayla Sharples, 2) Izzy Rodriguez, 3) Tara McKeown. 🤷‍♂️
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
CellarTracker moving the champagne to the top of the list of my cellar based on “drinkability score” must mean something good will happen soon.
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I wonder if we can get MAHA to believe spicy foods help fight sickness by having capsaicin “burn up” germs, viruses, and bacteria.
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
peopleofcolorintech.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
4% drop in both the DJI and S&P in the last 5 days so far… 🧐
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Some days it sure feels like we’re living in a black hole.
Are we living in a black hole?
Mathematical quirks of our universe have led some cosmologists to wonder whether the cosmos was actually born in a black hole.
www.nationalgeographic.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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He thought he had learned pain, but he would learn it again and again, all his life, and forget none of it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
L’Oréal x Nvidia is not a collaboration I saw coming.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Nala’s not been doing great and on top of that, she got a blister and a bruise on her paw from playing fetch. 😞
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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🎶 Baby don't worry
It's not a worm
And every little thing
Is gonna be al-right 🎶
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Posing the question in my dating app profile to weed out unsuitable candidates: “Do you consider yourself a nog hog?”
do not come here w your eggnog slander. i find you weak.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Man, the year 2000 was a great year for music.
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
At least I got some homemade pizza.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM