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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dog a lot (only one now). kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting.
Pinned
Have you met Nala?
4% drop in both the DJI and S&P in the last 5 days so far… 🧐
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Some days it sure feels like we’re living in a black hole.
Are we living in a black hole?
Mathematical quirks of our universe have led some cosmologists to wonder whether the cosmos was actually born in a black hole.
www.nationalgeographic.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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He thought he had learned pain, but he would learn it again and again, all his life, and forget none of it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
L’Oréal x Nvidia is not a collaboration I saw coming.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Nala’s not been doing great and on top of that, she got a blister and a bruise on her paw from playing fetch. 😞
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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🎶 Baby don't worry
It's not a worm
And every little thing
Is gonna be al-right 🎶
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Posing the question in my dating app profile to weed out unsuitable candidates: “Do you consider yourself a nog hog?”
do not come here w your eggnog slander. i find you weak.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Man, the year 2000 was a great year for music.
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
At least I got some homemade pizza.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Run the fucking ball you fucking cheeseburger-eating asshole
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Kelce!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Well we get some good calls
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So, maybe this winter is the winter I book a tropical trip in January/February since I won’t have to worry about NFL football.
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
KU had a great weekend, thank goodness.
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fuck Butker
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Think I’ll make a pizza, it’s been awhile since I’ve done that.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hmm not very playoff team-like so far
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What stupid playcall was that
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rough time to perceive time as linear.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Cool, slide whistle.
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Ate a sandwich with red onions in it and I like red onions but damned if the aftertaste for hours after doesn’t get annoying
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM