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@ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dog a lot (only one now). kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting.
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*tapping the sign*
Screencap of old tweet on the bad place, dated March 30, 2024 that says: “Temwa is the best. Argue with ya mama.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Nala’s not been doing great and on top of that, she got a blister and a bruise on her paw from playing fetch. 😞
Nala laying in her dog bed on top of a human bed, head resting on a pillow.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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At least I got some homemade pizza.
Homemade pizza not yet cooked; double cheese with additional feta scattered on top of fried spicy chicken, pickles, and sliced onion. Homemade pizza cooked; double cheese with additional feta scattered on top of fried spicy chicken, pickles, and sliced onion. The crust is lightly browned.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Confronted and laid waste to a hag last night, it was gnarly. Sadly didn’t get to use my innate magic x heightened metamagic x hex (dex) + lightning bolt combo attack because I was polymorphed into a fucking butterfly 🙄😤
Five Dungeons and Dragons minifigures on top of a colorful map printout of the fictional lair called “Loomlurch,” waiting to confront minifigures of a hag (Skabetha) and a boggle.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Democratic Party Twitter account quote tweeting (tweet says “BING BONG!” with a photo of Knicks fans gregariously celebrating an NBA Eastern Conference finals win) the Trump White House Twitter account (tweet is a shitty AI-generated Knicks logo-style text saying “Trump is your president“)
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Blurred Mr Krabs meme, kind of like “dizzying realization”
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Business-casual Grumpy Care Bear thinks this meeting could’ve been an e-mail.
The author in a blue Grumpy Care Bear onesie costume with a polo shirt on.
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Your varied assortment from the Criterion sale came in. What are you watching first on this list?
Photo of 8 DVDs laid out on a table. Top row: This is Spinal Tap; Seven Samurai (by Akira Kurosawa); Barry Lyndon; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Bottom row: The Princess Bride; 8 1/2; In the Mood for Love; Isle of Dogs.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Thanks for the heads up. Got in under the wire and pulled a bunch of stuff off my wishlist and restocked several films I loaned out on blu-ray years ago and never got back (and never will.)
Criterion order receipt for Isle of Dogs, 8 1/2, Barry Lyndon, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, In the Mood for Love, The Princess Bride, Seven Samurai, and This is Spinal Tap.
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Tfw the fall weather hits
The author and Nala eyeing each other with Nala’s head resting on the author’s right shoulder.
October 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Carpe diem.
A still from the movie Dead Poets Society of Todd’s notebook with “Seize the day!” inscribed on it.
October 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Anyone have tennis balls that need disassembling?
Nala lying down on the couch looking at the photographer with two small tennis balls, one sea green and one orange, in various stages of disassembly in front of her.
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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My belated birthday present to myself came in today. 🥳
Photo of the top of a birchwood wine box of 2023 Pulido-Walker Melanson Vineyard cabernet sauvignon wine. A small Phillips-head screwdriver rests on top of it with a tag attached to it via a ribbon, saying: Please use the enclosed tool to open your Pulido~Walker birchwood box. Handcrafted to express the vineyard's extraordinary terroir, our wine can be aged for many years. However, if you simply cannot wait, we recommend you let the wine lay down for twenty-one days after delivery before enjoying.
October 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Just hanging in there with Nala, one day at a time. Beard and I are getting thicker in preparation for the colder months ahead.
Nala, the brown pittie, laying down with eyes closed on a couch with a KU Jayhawks throw, as the author sits on the floor looking over his right shoulder at her.
October 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I got flowers.
Photo of a table with a picture frame of two dogs, three Kansas City Royals and a Sporting KC bobbleheads, and a background wall festooned with LEGO Hokusai’s “Great Wave,” a KC Current pennant flag, and a cross-stitch of the infamous KC Chiefs “Jet Chip Wasp” play drawn up. On the table also sits a Pat O’Brien’s hurricane glass as a makeshift vase with assorted red and yellow flowers (carnations, sunflowers, etc.) in it.
October 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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There’s a new Taylor Swift out that’s supposed to be nuts.
Tim Robinson from his film “Friendship” in the scene where he suggests they should go see a new Marvel film “that’s supposed to be nuts.”
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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KC BABY!
Photo: Lo’eau LaBonta, mummified by confetti streamers, runs towards the Supporters Stand at CPKC Stadium after KC Current’s victory over Seattle Reign to clinch the 2025 NWSL Shield. Photo: view from the Supporters Stand at CPKC Stadium as fireworks and confetti streamers go off on the field as the KC Current celebrate winning the 2025 NWSL Shield (on a stage on the left side of the photo) after defeating Seattle Reign.
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Mere moments before Temwa’s birthday gift hit the back of the net. 🥳
A Kansas City Current fan wearing a Temwa Chawinga jersey holding up the “#1” sign right behind the net as Temwa heads the soccer ball past the goalie into the net.
September 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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The Plaza Art Fair is always a good time, even if you choose to stroll and peruse alone.
A photo of a crowd of people walking in the street and sidewalk as art vendors showcase their works in tents in the middle of the street of The Country Club Plaza in Kansas City, MO. A dog leads its person on a leash in the lower center of the photo.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I can have a little deftones concert, as a treat.
Low-exposure photo of Chino Moreno, lead singer of deftones, walking on stage with a microphone to his mouth in a hazy yellow spotlight at T-Mobile Center in Kansas City, MO on September 17, 2025.
September 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Did the lead singer of the Barbarians of California just try to start a pit?
Barbarians of California on stage at T-Mobile Center in Kansas City, MO.
September 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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My baby girl. 😍
Nala the pitbull running towards the camera happily with a bright orange ball in her mouth.
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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QED.
Screencap of old tweet on the bad place, dated March 30, 2024 that says: “Temwa is the best. Argue with ya mama.”
September 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Meme of “bro I’m straight up not having a good time”
September 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Winston sent me this last Monday (Aug. 25) when I inquired
Text from email regarding season ticket renewals that says: Thanks for reaching out! You haven’t missed anything yet. We plan to send out your autorenewal information email during the month of September and the autorenewal process will happen during the month of September. I don’t have an exact date, but hopefully you’ll have that email next week!
September 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM