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@ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dog a lot (only one now). kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting.
Why do I know exactly what this is about
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Why do I know exactly what this is about
Not quite, but I once tried locking my computer chair at the office with my car key’s remote lock button at the end of the work day as I was walking out. I’ve also left the house in the morning not wearing my hearing aids and wondered why the world was completely silent.
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Not quite, but I once tried locking my computer chair at the office with my car key’s remote lock button at the end of the work day as I was walking out. I’ve also left the house in the morning not wearing my hearing aids and wondered why the world was completely silent.
She definitely does not return her shopping carts to the corral.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
She definitely does not return her shopping carts to the corral.
Aah damn, you’re right. It was a fun thought experiment for a bit
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Aah damn, you’re right. It was a fun thought experiment for a bit