Ryan Frantz
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On first read I thought this was a new AWS service for stealth data storage.
Night Agent S3 coming late Feb. 🫡
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
On first read I thought this was a new AWS service for stealth data storage.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
A Cloudflare _and_ GitHub outage in one day?! Gonna be some good write-ups to dive into soon!
Also, love to the folks slogging through it to bring these services online again.
Also, love to the folks slogging through it to bring these services online again.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A Cloudflare _and_ GitHub outage in one day?! Gonna be some good write-ups to dive into soon!
Also, love to the folks slogging through it to bring these services online again.
Also, love to the folks slogging through it to bring these services online again.
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Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard
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the fact that Sandwich Guy is facing this 'wich trial at all is evidence of subpar justice. he is a hero being put through the judicial grinder. i hope the jury wraps up a not guilty verdict without delay or loafing around
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
the fact that Sandwich Guy is facing this 'wich trial at all is evidence of subpar justice. he is a hero being put through the judicial grinder. i hope the jury wraps up a not guilty verdict without delay or loafing around
This is excellent! A.L.'s writing draws you in.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is excellent! A.L.'s writing draws you in.
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The hard part about engineering isn't the math and science. The creativity is hard part. That's why you gotta have a bottomless pit of curiosity about the world you live in and especially the people.
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The hard part about engineering isn't the math and science. The creativity is hard part. That's why you gotta have a bottomless pit of curiosity about the world you live in and especially the people.
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ME: It’s taco time! The time for tacos. The time chosen specifically to eat tacos!
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
April 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ME: It’s taco time! The time for tacos. The time chosen specifically to eat tacos!
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
HIM: Shouldn’t taco time be on a Tuesday?
ME: Looks like someone’s got a Queso The Mondays
HIM: *sigh*
Sometimes software engineers over-engineer solutions due to inexperience.
Sometimes they do so because experience tells them past decisions won't be reevaluated later.
Sometimes they do so because experience tells them past decisions won't be reevaluated later.
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sometimes software engineers over-engineer solutions due to inexperience.
Sometimes they do so because experience tells them past decisions won't be reevaluated later.
Sometimes they do so because experience tells them past decisions won't be reevaluated later.
It's such a challenge to help folks recognize the value in constraining their problem space, shipping, then iterating outward.
Such a strong pull to solve it all in one go.
I would not be surprised if that tendency is exacerbated by the use of LLMs whose answers appear to solve it all in minutes.
Such a strong pull to solve it all in one go.
I would not be surprised if that tendency is exacerbated by the use of LLMs whose answers appear to solve it all in minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's such a challenge to help folks recognize the value in constraining their problem space, shipping, then iterating outward.
Such a strong pull to solve it all in one go.
I would not be surprised if that tendency is exacerbated by the use of LLMs whose answers appear to solve it all in minutes.
Such a strong pull to solve it all in one go.
I would not be surprised if that tendency is exacerbated by the use of LLMs whose answers appear to solve it all in minutes.
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P99 CONF is having their online event on October 22-23!
P99 CONF is for developers who care about P99 percentiles and high-performance, low-latency applications.
P99 CONF is for developers who care about P99 percentiles and high-performance, low-latency applications.
P99 CONF Event 2025 – All Things Performance On-Demand
P99 CONF is a cross-industry virtual event for _engineers_ and by engineers, centered around low-latency, high-performance design.
buff.ly
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
P99 CONF is having their online event on October 22-23!
P99 CONF is for developers who care about P99 percentiles and high-performance, low-latency applications.
P99 CONF is for developers who care about P99 percentiles and high-performance, low-latency applications.
Infosec teams: Every form you have folks fill out or ticket that needs to be submitted, reviewed, and approved, creates friction for them AND you.
That friction is an opportunity to build processes and tools that make the right thing easier to do and, crucially, auditable.
That friction is an opportunity to build processes and tools that make the right thing easier to do and, crucially, auditable.
October 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Infosec teams: Every form you have folks fill out or ticket that needs to be submitted, reviewed, and approved, creates friction for them AND you.
That friction is an opportunity to build processes and tools that make the right thing easier to do and, crucially, auditable.
That friction is an opportunity to build processes and tools that make the right thing easier to do and, crucially, auditable.
USDA releases guidelines for certifying software as organic. Labels will clearly state that no LLMs were used in producing code.
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
USDA releases guidelines for certifying software as organic. Labels will clearly state that no LLMs were used in producing code.
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A System Initiative had a problem: they had production infrastructure in AWS that they built by hand, and they needed it to be automated. They pasted their architecture diagram into our AI Agent, and asked it to discover it. 15 minutes later, they had it all done. One shot.
September 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A System Initiative had a problem: they had production infrastructure in AWS that they built by hand, and they needed it to be automated. They pasted their architecture diagram into our AI Agent, and asked it to discover it. 15 minutes later, they had it all done. One shot.
Unless you are a manure company, churning out more shit is not a measure of productivity.
September 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Unless you are a manure company, churning out more shit is not a measure of productivity.
LLMs will never not hallucinate. They literally work by effectively guessing what word comes next. There is always a non-zero probability it will generate an invalid response to a prompt. And that will always have profound implications on safety-critical and safety-adjacent implementations.
September 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
LLMs will never not hallucinate. They literally work by effectively guessing what word comes next. There is always a non-zero probability it will generate an invalid response to a prompt. And that will always have profound implications on safety-critical and safety-adjacent implementations.
You do not solve for complexity. You learn to recognize its shapes and interactions. You learn to live with and within it.
September 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
You do not solve for complexity. You learn to recognize its shapes and interactions. You learn to live with and within it.
Every line of code is a responsibility.
September 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Every line of code is a responsibility.
My new mushroom identification guide has amazing descriptions. One species is described as a "black 'cat turd'" and another as "_amazingly_ phallic".
September 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My new mushroom identification guide has amazing descriptions. One species is described as a "black 'cat turd'" and another as "_amazingly_ phallic".
Operations is a feature.
(The specific context, here, is software development, but this is broadly applicable.)
(The specific context, here, is software development, but this is broadly applicable.)
September 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Operations is a feature.
(The specific context, here, is software development, but this is broadly applicable.)
(The specific context, here, is software development, but this is broadly applicable.)
There is no single pane of glass.
But there is a practice you build around monitoring and observability.
But there is a practice you build around monitoring and observability.
September 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
There is no single pane of glass.
But there is a practice you build around monitoring and observability.
But there is a practice you build around monitoring and observability.
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delighted to announce that my new zine "The Secret Rules of the Terminal" is out today!!
You can get it for $12 USD here: wizardzines.com/zines/terminal
You can get it for $12 USD here: wizardzines.com/zines/terminal
June 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
delighted to announce that my new zine "The Secret Rules of the Terminal" is out today!!
You can get it for $12 USD here: wizardzines.com/zines/terminal
You can get it for $12 USD here: wizardzines.com/zines/terminal
Antique Road Show but assessors validate the provenance of images and blog posts from before the age of generative AI.
June 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Antique Road Show but assessors validate the provenance of images and blog posts from before the age of generative AI.
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I'm looking for a new challenge! If you're hiring for an experienced (Staff/Principal) engineer or engineering leader to help you build and grow interesting production infrastructure, let's talk: my DMs are open. Remote-friendly roles are most likely to work! RTs appreciated.
April 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm looking for a new challenge! If you're hiring for an experienced (Staff/Principal) engineer or engineering leader to help you build and grow interesting production infrastructure, let's talk: my DMs are open. Remote-friendly roles are most likely to work! RTs appreciated.