H
@ruiners.bsky.social
Ex-masshole. Coder. Occasionally a musician.
My wife puts on Suits on Netflix to zone out. A recent episode brought up IRC and I got so excited my kids were worried I’d have a stroke. I had to explain it was like teams but worked.
September 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My wife puts on Suits on Netflix to zone out. A recent episode brought up IRC and I got so excited my kids were worried I’d have a stroke. I had to explain it was like teams but worked.
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I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
Were the Epstein files on that boat?
So Hegseth’s missiles were fired at a boat:
✅ they had no idea where it was going
✅ they had no idea who was on it
✅ they had no established authority to act
✅ but definitely wanted to murder whoever was on it
Everyone involved should rot in prison forever
✅ they had no idea where it was going
✅ they had no idea who was on it
✅ they had no established authority to act
✅ but definitely wanted to murder whoever was on it
Everyone involved should rot in prison forever
September 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Were the Epstein files on that boat?
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I saw a web developer saying, "So, all my client needs to be able to replace me with AI is to be able to clearly and concisely write down exactly what he needs? OK then I don't need to worry."
September 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I saw a web developer saying, "So, all my client needs to be able to replace me with AI is to be able to clearly and concisely write down exactly what he needs? OK then I don't need to worry."
To be fair, everything I know about him I wish I didn’t, but I’m also not a reporter!
For the last couple of years much of the media has had the most incredible unwillingness to learn literally anything about JD Vance. Never seen anything like it. Active resistance to learning anything about his ideas.
jesus man, tell me you have no idea who Claremont is or JD Vance's record as a postliberal
September 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
To be fair, everything I know about him I wish I didn’t, but I’m also not a reporter!
Breaking in the new solovairs today. Ouch and squeaky!
September 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Breaking in the new solovairs today. Ouch and squeaky!
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WEST LA! Please help find a friend’s cat!
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
WEST LA! Please help find a friend’s cat!
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Cool! I can’t focus on anything unless it’s a distraction from something else
August 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Cool! I can’t focus on anything unless it’s a distraction from something else
Is it me or are a lot of very obvious centrist and/or right wing troll accounts popping up?
August 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is it me or are a lot of very obvious centrist and/or right wing troll accounts popping up?
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package manager manager
August 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
package manager manager
My new policy is that dem asking for money must tell me when they endorsed the primary winner for nyc mayor, Zohran Mamdani. If you can’t back the winner of the primary for the party, why are you asking me for anything?
August 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My new policy is that dem asking for money must tell me when they endorsed the primary winner for nyc mayor, Zohran Mamdani. If you can’t back the winner of the primary for the party, why are you asking me for anything?
Explaining to my MA friends that Newsom is essentially Mitt Romney with a D after his name instead of an R.
August 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Explaining to my MA friends that Newsom is essentially Mitt Romney with a D after his name instead of an R.
I just got my first bifocals. Fuck me.
August 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I just got my first bifocals. Fuck me.
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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER: We’re closing down the X-files again.
MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth!
SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.
MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth!
SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.
Congrats to the FBI agents who graduated from Quantico so they could bust teens on 4-wheelers and old dudes brown-bagging in the park.
As Trump shifts federal agents on to the streets of Washington, local leaders call it "unnecessary" and point to the stats
Violent crime dropped 26% from last year
Trump alleges DC is graffiti-filled and dangerous
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Violent crime dropped 26% from last year
Trump alleges DC is graffiti-filled and dangerous
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August 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER: We’re closing down the X-files again.
MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth!
SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.
MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth!
SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.
This. Why isn’t doing good incentive enough?
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
August 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This. Why isn’t doing good incentive enough?
We looked at a house in foreclosure that had a giant slobbering mess of a dog on the property and we were informed if we bought the house we could keep the dog. The house was wrong for us but I think about that dog a lot.
if a real estate listing has a dog in the photo that dog should come with the property
August 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
We looked at a house in foreclosure that had a giant slobbering mess of a dog on the property and we were informed if we bought the house we could keep the dog. The house was wrong for us but I think about that dog a lot.
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Just so’s we’re all clear, almost 3/4 of everything we buy from Europe is now 15% more expensive.
July 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Just so’s we’re all clear, almost 3/4 of everything we buy from Europe is now 15% more expensive.
At the supermarket I noticed the young man behind me had only deodorant as an item. I was going to let him go ahead until I saw his MAHA hat. Took as long as I could checking out.
July 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
At the supermarket I noticed the young man behind me had only deodorant as an item. I was going to let him go ahead until I saw his MAHA hat. Took as long as I could checking out.
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Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
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Whether it’s Biden’s use of an autopen or Trump’s lewd drawings to Jeffrey Epstein, both sides are involved in controversies involving pens.
July 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Whether it’s Biden’s use of an autopen or Trump’s lewd drawings to Jeffrey Epstein, both sides are involved in controversies involving pens.
This bezos fluff held up for 3 hours.
New #FactChecker --> Trump and Epstein had a relationship, but there’s no evidence of Trump wrongdoing wapo.st/3TOthiB
Analysis | Trump and Epstein had a relationship, but there’s no evidence of Trump wrongdoing
A year ago, we scrubbed the public record. Here are our updated findings.
wapo.st
July 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This bezos fluff held up for 3 hours.
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Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
July 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
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I would describe my fashion style as "Costco goth"
July 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I would describe my fashion style as "Costco goth"
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I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s obvious you’re in the middle of a Primer situation and I’ve got too much shit going on right now to deal with that. Go do your time travel drama and if you’ve got any stock tips I’ll take them obviously but otherwise please leave me out of it
November 27, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s obvious you’re in the middle of a Primer situation and I’ve got too much shit going on right now to deal with that. Go do your time travel drama and if you’ve got any stock tips I’ll take them obviously but otherwise please leave me out of it
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sorry i never replied to your email. i didn’t want to and then i forgot.
July 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
sorry i never replied to your email. i didn’t want to and then i forgot.