Sydney Collins
@rosycryptid.bsky.social
This is mostly me yelling at digital clouds, but I really don't know what to do with this anymore.
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Sydney Collins
@rosycryptid.bsky.social
· Oct 24
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
I don't think I've said it here yet:
Fuck 2025 with a blunt and rusty chainsaw with a single-grit sandpaper condom and dying motor, and isopropyl alcohol lube.
Fuck 2025 with a blunt and rusty chainsaw with a single-grit sandpaper condom and dying motor, and isopropyl alcohol lube.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I don't think I've said it here yet:
Fuck 2025 with a blunt and rusty chainsaw with a single-grit sandpaper condom and dying motor, and isopropyl alcohol lube.
Fuck 2025 with a blunt and rusty chainsaw with a single-grit sandpaper condom and dying motor, and isopropyl alcohol lube.
Disclaimer for my sports & sports mascot posts: I do not do/follow the sports, mascots are rated based on vibes.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Disclaimer for my sports & sports mascot posts: I do not do/follow the sports, mascots are rated based on vibes.
A few weeks ago, I also innundated a group chat with sports mascot reviews, maybe I should let internet strangers ask me to rate mascots. I have Opinions™️.
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A few weeks ago, I also innundated a group chat with sports mascot reviews, maybe I should let internet strangers ask me to rate mascots. I have Opinions™️.
If you had told 2020 me that the Denver Broncos would suddenly get an influx of fans via anime horsegirls, I would've asked why you're talking to me about sports, but it wouldn't have been the weirdest thing I heard.
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you had told 2020 me that the Denver Broncos would suddenly get an influx of fans via anime horsegirls, I would've asked why you're talking to me about sports, but it wouldn't have been the weirdest thing I heard.
There's really a niche audience for everything on TT, and some of those audience members make really good edits to songs. Had to clip this one from a M*A*S*H edit, because it's perfect, and I'm due for a rewatch.
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
There's really a niche audience for everything on TT, and some of those audience members make really good edits to songs. Had to clip this one from a M*A*S*H edit, because it's perfect, and I'm due for a rewatch.
Spooky Lake Month proverb
From a lake you come and to a lake you will return.
December 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Spooky Lake Month proverb
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They really are just the most uncool losers of our lifetimes
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They really are just the most uncool losers of our lifetimes
"bUt tHiS sTiLl uTiLiZeS mIsOgYnY! mIsOgYnY aGaInSt a bAd wOmAn sTiLl bAd!" Yeah, but that's not what's happening here. This is VANITY FAIR, they know how to airbrush and edit the fuck out of photos to (I would argue) contribute to the culture of perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards.
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"bUt tHiS sTiLl uTiLiZeS mIsOgYnY! mIsOgYnY aGaInSt a bAd wOmAn sTiLl bAd!" Yeah, but that's not what's happening here. This is VANITY FAIR, they know how to airbrush and edit the fuck out of photos to (I would argue) contribute to the culture of perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards.
Those VF photos are certainly something. That's a R O U G H 28, girlypop.
For reference, this was me at 27/28 (I do have some heavy under-eye circles that look darker depending on angle. But, gotta know how to work with lighting & angles):
For reference, this was me at 27/28 (I do have some heavy under-eye circles that look darker depending on angle. But, gotta know how to work with lighting & angles):
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Those VF photos are certainly something. That's a R O U G H 28, girlypop.
For reference, this was me at 27/28 (I do have some heavy under-eye circles that look darker depending on angle. But, gotta know how to work with lighting & angles):
For reference, this was me at 27/28 (I do have some heavy under-eye circles that look darker depending on angle. But, gotta know how to work with lighting & angles):
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minneapolis, be aware - national right wing youtuber nick shirley is here. he was in loring park this afternoon sniffing around somali businesses. remember that he was at lake and bloomington, despite not living here, so he seems to get early information
December 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
minneapolis, be aware - national right wing youtuber nick shirley is here. he was in loring park this afternoon sniffing around somali businesses. remember that he was at lake and bloomington, despite not living here, so he seems to get early information
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Reminder that if anyone is setting you up online to do some crime, THAT PERSON IS A COP.
ALWAYS.
WITHOUT FAIL.
ALWAYS.
WITHOUT FAIL.
Donald Trump has instructed the entire FBI to prioritize finding ways to bring charges against anti-fascists and other activists. Any FBI agent who wants to advance his career now has an incentive to set up naïve kids for an entrapment case.
Please read about entrapment and how to protect yourself.
Please read about entrapment and how to protect yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Reminder that if anyone is setting you up online to do some crime, THAT PERSON IS A COP.
ALWAYS.
WITHOUT FAIL.
ALWAYS.
WITHOUT FAIL.
"How cold was it this weekend?"
Yes.
Yes.
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"How cold was it this weekend?"
Yes.
Yes.
Nothing like waking up in the middle of the night to get more water and finding out a fellow CVG comrade, a good friend and absolute force of a person has passed on.
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Nothing like waking up in the middle of the night to get more water and finding out a fellow CVG comrade, a good friend and absolute force of a person has passed on.
The goddest of speeds to everyone working customer service this holiday season 🫡 I don't miss it a bit. Except for just stocking & facing, but that's my organization habits.
All my bills and groceries are (painfully) accounted for, but I will be food coma'd on my makings on Thursday.
All my bills and groceries are (painfully) accounted for, but I will be food coma'd on my makings on Thursday.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The goddest of speeds to everyone working customer service this holiday season 🫡 I don't miss it a bit. Except for just stocking & facing, but that's my organization habits.
All my bills and groceries are (painfully) accounted for, but I will be food coma'd on my makings on Thursday.
All my bills and groceries are (painfully) accounted for, but I will be food coma'd on my makings on Thursday.
This feels relevant again with new MTG shenanigans.
No, friend. You're not agreeing with that right-wing grifter who just wants to keep making their money. Those are rats looking to flee a sinking ship, and frankly, they should drown. Broken clocks may be right twice a day, but why are you keeping a broken clock in your home? Chuck it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This feels relevant again with new MTG shenanigans.
Eeby baby makes home play distracting
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Eeby baby makes home play distracting
I wish people dropped JKR as hard, tho
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I wish people dropped JKR as hard, tho
NA brain take: Feels like a decent anticaptialist choice to give less money to liquor companies with this sneak hemp ban ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's been 2 years for me.
It's been 2 years for me.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
NA brain take: Feels like a decent anticaptialist choice to give less money to liquor companies with this sneak hemp ban ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's been 2 years for me.
It's been 2 years for me.
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I need to see these around again.
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I need to see these around again.
I didn't need the MPLS 2025 mayoral election results to know that MPLS is more racist and segregated than it thinks it is.
It was my first impression when I moved over from the eastside of St. Paul in 2015.
It was my first impression when I moved over from the eastside of St. Paul in 2015.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I didn't need the MPLS 2025 mayoral election results to know that MPLS is more racist and segregated than it thinks it is.
It was my first impression when I moved over from the eastside of St. Paul in 2015.
It was my first impression when I moved over from the eastside of St. Paul in 2015.
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My cat was 3yrs old when I got him, I'm so sad I never got to see him as a kitten :(
Would also intervene on his first family having him declawed in the front. Big boooooo
Would also intervene on his first family having him declawed in the front. Big boooooo
wizard: You may ponder this orb to see ANY moment in all of histor—
me: Show me my rescue dog as a puppy.
wizard: …from the advent of MAN to–
me: HEY, bumblefuck, did I stutter?! Scry me some puppy footage!
me: Show me my rescue dog as a puppy.
wizard: …from the advent of MAN to–
me: HEY, bumblefuck, did I stutter?! Scry me some puppy footage!
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My cat was 3yrs old when I got him, I'm so sad I never got to see him as a kitten :(
Would also intervene on his first family having him declawed in the front. Big boooooo
Would also intervene on his first family having him declawed in the front. Big boooooo
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
Got my rx refill, and covid and flu shots for my birthday.
Now to decide if I want to use the rest of the day to get the other usual life tasks done to enjoy the rest of my pto week (i will probably nap).
Now to decide if I want to use the rest of the day to get the other usual life tasks done to enjoy the rest of my pto week (i will probably nap).
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Got my rx refill, and covid and flu shots for my birthday.
Now to decide if I want to use the rest of the day to get the other usual life tasks done to enjoy the rest of my pto week (i will probably nap).
Now to decide if I want to use the rest of the day to get the other usual life tasks done to enjoy the rest of my pto week (i will probably nap).
It feels very "on a mission from god🕴🕴" to be part of a project I can't really talk about yet, but it's kicking my lazy ass into practicing more.
And yes, I can play the Peter Gunn bassline to further the feeling/get better at going from open string to a note on said string.
And yes, I can play the Peter Gunn bassline to further the feeling/get better at going from open string to a note on said string.
October 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It feels very "on a mission from god🕴🕴" to be part of a project I can't really talk about yet, but it's kicking my lazy ass into practicing more.
And yes, I can play the Peter Gunn bassline to further the feeling/get better at going from open string to a note on said string.
And yes, I can play the Peter Gunn bassline to further the feeling/get better at going from open string to a note on said string.