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Sydney Collins
@rosycryptid.bsky.social
This is mostly me yelling at digital clouds, but I really don't know what to do with this anymore.

Local MPLS Cryptid & Silly Goose
Here's the original, ⚠️VIDEO GETS FAST AND A BIT FLASH-Y⚠️. Yes there's a song, may need to unmute.
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
There's really a niche audience for everything on TT, and some of those audience members make really good edits to songs. Had to clip this one from a M*A*S*H edit, because it's perfect, and I'm due for a rewatch.
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
This is the most recent, from when it was shitting snow over MPLS last week and I had to do laundry.
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Those VF photos are certainly something. That's a R O U G H 28, girlypop.

For reference, this was me at 27/28 (I do have some heavy under-eye circles that look darker depending on angle. But, gotta know how to work with lighting & angles):
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"How cold was it this weekend?"

Yes.
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Eeby baby makes home play distracting
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
VISITORS 🦝

The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
October 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I'm trying so hard to keep to the silly routines and keep my hands busy while things are the way they are. At least this is getting close to done (sides were sewn up earlier)! I just need the seasonal cooling to kick back in because yarn sucks to work with when it's 85°F and up 🥲
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
That "totally not a doxxing website" isn't gone, btw, just moved to a new domain.

But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?

Just, idk, pray the haters away?
September 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Alright, wrap that "clanker" shit up. When you're recontextualizing actual slurs to fit the "clanker" jokes, it's time for it to be wrapped the fuck up. It was cringe the first time I heard it, it's gross now.
September 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I posted on other accounts that I had plans to try reverting to social media via my laptop as means of shifting and moderating my use of it.

I also have cool stickers on my laptop and need to pull it out more :)

Does anyone use BlueSky on a lap/desktop? How is it?
August 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Please, I just woke up, Jim.
July 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The tiniest momch. This bun is small enough to fit in my cupped hands.

...i also think I know who the parent is based on the eyebrow mark.
July 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What an eyesore. Trip complete.
June 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Anyway, have a cat!
June 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sad that I'm not seeing bunnies grow up this year (i suspect a small hawk/falcon or the elusive neighborhood raccoon got to them), but I might get to see baby sparrows fly out!
May 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ah yes, the father of Salad Fingers.
May 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Looks like some weather rolling through tonight:
April 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hold on to your butts!
April 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
AT LAAAAAAAST! I can air out my apartment and have a good motivator to quit smoking again.
April 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Things are terrible, have a sink cat. This is new behavior, but only when there's nothing in the sink.
March 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least I like my company (and so does my cat)
March 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In case you're wondering how I'm doing:
March 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It's stunning outside. Open your blinds/curtains/windows themselves (if you can, my screens aren't back in yet), go watch the snow melt and touch a patch of grass. It *smells* warm.
February 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM