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Sydney Collins
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This is mostly me yelling at digital clouds, but I really don't know what to do with this anymore.

Local MPLS Cryptid & Silly Goose
I'm also going off of good design, I think my rushmore all have good design.
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm still utterly delighted that he squeaks like a dog toy. I think it's something in the hands, but it's really a perfect cherry on top of all that is Gritty.
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Like just picking which ones I'd make a mock-up bust replica?

Probably gonna pick Prowl (duh) Sir Purr, Blitz, Blades. Gritty gets a standalone Statue of LiberGritty.
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
(None of them are as cvnty as Prowl from the MN Lynx, tho)
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Umamusume x Bronco edits are actually really cool, though. Keep at it. They do seem to have the power of Blucifer and anime on their side.
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Now to cross my fingers and hope for the SG-1 niche to find me 🤞
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Here's the original, ⚠️VIDEO GETS FAST AND A BIT FLASH-Y⚠️. Yes there's a song, may need to unmute.
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
They're going to go about their evil work because people didn't see this admin as enough of a credible threat to everyone's rights and well-being, domestic and abroad, to keep them from being appointed after the 2024 election.

Being insulted by the internet and media is another Tuesday for them.
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Tl;dr - jesus and all the other deities may forgive, but I don't. And I don't feel bad for saying a mean thing or two about these fucking cretins.
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I also can't think of a single person in my age group that had it anywhere near *that* bad. Though i'd say we were the age group that made hydration more popular in the culture. No one rode this hard for drinking water in the late 90s/early 2000s-2010s.
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"gOd fOrBiD pEoPlE aGe dIfFeReNtLy!" That would be a valid critique, if you're not willfully ignoring how elective work can alter that process, especially if it's not permanently-altering elective work (like fillers and lifts, and how the sites appear when things wear off).
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Marco Rubio's photo suggests he's anaphylactically-allergic to washing his face and would rather just keep the dirt in his pores and wrinkles! Miller looks like his usual reanimated corpse self! This is a good case study in how being a hateful piece of shit ages you terribly!
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The photographer went to document the "real faces" of E V E R Y O N E featured in their piece (article is paywalled, but the photos & text snippets are on their IG).
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is the most recent, from when it was shitting snow over MPLS last week and I had to do laundry.
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'll take a photo of me now at 33 some other time. But even on my worst day, I'm still hotter than these losers 😎
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"iT's nOt kInD tO mAkE fUn oF pEoPlE's lOoKs!"

It's also not kind to defend, endorse, or advocate for the wholesale violation of human rights. These fascist fucks will just cry into their money about it and get more filler. Eat my fucking ass.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
(Personally, I think maybe KL's makeup person only knows how to paint for TV/back of a room and/or just doesn't like her)
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM