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medusa: i don't think this is working

me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little

medusa: we could just watch netflix

me: this has never happened before i swear
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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if i am killed by agents of the state please do not allow amanda gorman to write a poem about it
January 9, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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If you can't then you don't
handle me deserve me
at my: at my:
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Hand Drawn UIs (UNSC)
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
why isn't anyone Being Real anymore
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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My father's final message
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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one major flaw in the jubilee format is that they fill the room full of subliterate mooncalfs
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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"Buckley's Mixture: It tastes awful. And it works."

Year: 1990

Ad For: Buckley’s Cough Syrup

Requested by: @chancelevelzero.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
having a night grill

listening to the sounds of my yard as I sit like a statue

the sound is many rats
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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disdain rocks it's like if hate was chill
January 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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It is funny that this paper (on rhyming prompts supposedly "jailbreaking" LLMs more successfully than prose) begins by alluding to Plato's republic making poetry illegal, which I presume is also going to be the policy response to wide adoption of this type of attack against slop machines.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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butterflies, while beautiful, have very low HP
September 1, 2023 at 4:39 PM
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when you get a job at the new york times they hit you with pipes until you say that you love harry potter
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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David Cross folks.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM