Robert Swartwood
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
#fridayreads ONLY WAY OUT by Tod Goldberg
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
#fridayreads ONLY WAY OUT by Tod Goldberg
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Hi everybody,
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
In case you missed it the other night, here's my chat with Robert Shapard
Author/Editor Robert Shapard Discusses Sudden & Flash Fiction, Editing Anthologies, And His Writing
YouTube video by Robert Swartwood
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
In case you missed it the other night, here's my chat with Robert Shapard
Happy Anton Chigurh Day to all who celebrate!
Nov 28th - The last time Vietnam veteran and hit man, Carson Wells, saw Anton Chigurh.
📽️📅 No Country for Old Men (2007)
📽️📅 No Country for Old Men (2007)
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Happy Anton Chigurh Day to all who celebrate!
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Four of Trump's five children have an immigrant mother, and the one who doesn't is married to the son of two immigrants.
Trump makes the outrageous claim that “most” immigrants, which include over 25 million U.S. citizens, “are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels.”
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Four of Trump's five children have an immigrant mother, and the one who doesn't is married to the son of two immigrants.
He’s the hero we deserve, and the hero we need right now
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
He’s the hero we deserve, and the hero we need right now
Annnnyway, ST S5 Vol 1 was pretty great, right?
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Annnnyway, ST S5 Vol 1 was pretty great, right?
You wanna know how out of it I am when it comes to paying attention to major sports?
On YouTube I saw Jack White played the halftime show today and for a moment thought … wait, so they *did* replace Bad Bunny??
(Apparently, BB is playing the Super Bowl halftime show … in three months)
On YouTube I saw Jack White played the halftime show today and for a moment thought … wait, so they *did* replace Bad Bunny??
(Apparently, BB is playing the Super Bowl halftime show … in three months)
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You wanna know how out of it I am when it comes to paying attention to major sports?
On YouTube I saw Jack White played the halftime show today and for a moment thought … wait, so they *did* replace Bad Bunny??
(Apparently, BB is playing the Super Bowl halftime show … in three months)
On YouTube I saw Jack White played the halftime show today and for a moment thought … wait, so they *did* replace Bad Bunny??
(Apparently, BB is playing the Super Bowl halftime show … in three months)
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JK Rowling got a full *decade* of press as a martyr for being "cancelled" (declared passe by people online) and meanwhile nobody considers it very interesting that a prominent left wing author is basically banned from entering or publishing in the United Kingdom for her politics
so this is like, one of the biggest free speech infringements by a western democracy in our lifetimes right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
JK Rowling got a full *decade* of press as a martyr for being "cancelled" (declared passe by people online) and meanwhile nobody considers it very interesting that a prominent left wing author is basically banned from entering or publishing in the United Kingdom for her politics
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the food looks unappetizing too
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the food looks unappetizing too
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
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After recently reading The Fort Bragg Cartel, by Seth Harp (highly recommend), it's pretty easy to imagine how this could happen.
The man suspected of shooting two National Guard members was once part of a CIA-backed paramilitary group, one of several so-called Zero Units, according to Afghan and U.S. officials.
Here’s a Look at the D.C. Shooting Suspect’s C.I.A.-Backed Unit in Afghanistan
The units were backed by the C.I.A. and trained to conduct missions in Afghanistan during the U.S. war in the country.
nyti.ms
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
After recently reading The Fort Bragg Cartel, by Seth Harp (highly recommend), it's pretty easy to imagine how this could happen.
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This is unbecoming of a mayor to be honest. He should not be doing photo ops with “Catholic” Charities he should be doing actual New York mayor elect work like further militarizing the police in Queen or getting blackmailed by Tom Homan on live tv
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is unbecoming of a mayor to be honest. He should not be doing photo ops with “Catholic” Charities he should be doing actual New York mayor elect work like further militarizing the police in Queen or getting blackmailed by Tom Homan on live tv
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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"WHY'S SHE DOING THAT?? WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT, I'M BORED" well the cool thing about following a narrative is that eventually if you keep watching or reading or listening, magical bits of information are doled out
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"WHY'S SHE DOING THAT?? WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT, I'M BORED" well the cool thing about following a narrative is that eventually if you keep watching or reading or listening, magical bits of information are doled out
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I know that Cheryl Hines is married to RFK Jr but my brain has never really been able to accept it as reality it feels like learning that Ronald McDonald is married to Daisy Duck it’s like what do you mean
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I know that Cheryl Hines is married to RFK Jr but my brain has never really been able to accept it as reality it feels like learning that Ronald McDonald is married to Daisy Duck it’s like what do you mean
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It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
Cast of STRANGER THINGS season 1 vs cast of STRANGER THINGS season 5
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Cast of STRANGER THINGS season 1 vs cast of STRANGER THINGS season 5
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the requirement is, of course, “be white” amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
Trump says Haiti no longer meets requirements for TPS. Haitians have to leave
The Department of Homeland Security said TPS for Haiti ends Feb. 3, 2026, affecting over half a million people who may face return to gang-controlled Port-au-Prince.
amp.miamiherald.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the requirement is, of course, “be white” amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM