Robert Swartwood
@robertswartwood.bsky.social
USA Today bestselling and ITW Thriller Award-winning author. Dog dad. Professional napper. Bottled at the source.
www.robertswartwood.com
www.robertswartwood.com
He’s the hero we deserve, and the hero we need right now
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
He’s the hero we deserve, and the hero we need right now
Cast of STRANGER THINGS season 1 vs cast of STRANGER THINGS season 5
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Cast of STRANGER THINGS season 1 vs cast of STRANGER THINGS season 5
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They literally do mention the name of the book …
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They literally do mention the name of the book …
The address listed for the page under the "about" section shows 7990 California City Blvd California City, CA 93505, which, when you google it, is ... a One Stop Market.
And the Page Transparency doesn't even GIVE a country, which ... is not very transparent.
And the Page Transparency doesn't even GIVE a country, which ... is not very transparent.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The address listed for the page under the "about" section shows 7990 California City Blvd California City, CA 93505, which, when you google it, is ... a One Stop Market.
And the Page Transparency doesn't even GIVE a country, which ... is not very transparent.
And the Page Transparency doesn't even GIVE a country, which ... is not very transparent.
This page keeps popping up on my feed and has almost 8,000 followers
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This page keeps popping up on my feed and has almost 8,000 followers
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
This Wednesday, at 6 pm EST, I'll be chatting with author and flash fiction/sudden fiction editor extraordinaire about editing anthologies, his writing, and more.
www.facebook.com/events/13579...
www.facebook.com/events/13579...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This Wednesday, at 6 pm EST, I'll be chatting with author and flash fiction/sudden fiction editor extraordinaire about editing anthologies, his writing, and more.
www.facebook.com/events/13579...
www.facebook.com/events/13579...
Am I the only one who didn’t realize Small Business Saturday was created by … American Express?
www.sba.gov/about-sba/or...
www.sba.gov/about-sba/or...
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Am I the only one who didn’t realize Small Business Saturday was created by … American Express?
www.sba.gov/about-sba/or...
www.sba.gov/about-sba/or...
Gotta love the ads that pop up when you — and, I imagine, also children — play Tetris on the iPad
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Gotta love the ads that pop up when you — and, I imagine, also children — play Tetris on the iPad
From seven years ago and the timing couldn't be more spot on with Trump fawning all over MBS the other day ...
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
From seven years ago and the timing couldn't be more spot on with Trump fawning all over MBS the other day ...
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Google’s awful AI mode strikes again when I tried to see if Joel Kim Booster left the Apple TV show LOOT
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Google’s awful AI mode strikes again when I tried to see if Joel Kim Booster left the Apple TV show LOOT
I'm sensing a trend
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'm sensing a trend
We used to be a country. A proper country.
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We used to be a country. A proper country.
Today’s bookstore acquisition
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Today’s bookstore acquisition
This Wednesday, at 6 pm EST, I'll be chatting with bestselling author Alex Finlay about his books, his writing, and more. Join us!
www.facebook.com/events/13268...
www.facebook.com/events/13268...
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This Wednesday, at 6 pm EST, I'll be chatting with bestselling author Alex Finlay about his books, his writing, and more. Join us!
www.facebook.com/events/13268...
www.facebook.com/events/13268...
🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶
One of these guys is a thoughtful writer/filmmaker who understands and appreciates art. The other is famous for calling entrepreneurs cockroaches on a reality TV show.
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One of these guys is a thoughtful writer/filmmaker who understands and appreciates art. The other is famous for calling entrepreneurs cockroaches on a reality TV show.
I’m going to become the Joker
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m going to become the Joker
The crap that fills Facebook day and night ...
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The crap that fills Facebook day and night ...