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riley todd
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open mic night vibes | any pronouns
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tennyson could never be so concise
kraken? how?? i cant find it
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
the original ai slop was seo recipe stories

in this essay I will
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
seashells for boys
she's on the shore
can I make it any more obvious
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
yeah that's probably what'll do it eh
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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How does one quit academia and instead become Columbo? Does one need to buy the trench-coat first and is the cigar smoking optional? How do I obtain the invisible wife and when can I move to LA?
a man is pointing up and saying `` it 's a mystery '' with his finger .
Alt: Columbo is pointing up and saying `` it 's a mystery ''
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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This may be one of the greatest Wimbledon x Nerdfighteria things I’ve done ever
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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....Well
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
hey if I could get a real quick fact check on this google maps road name outside camp 25 near chongjin, dprk thanks
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
every movie should be resolved the way céline et julie vont en bateau is

by two lesbians robbing a library on roller skates

in this essay I will
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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You know if they'd have had one woman out in the field that ball would have been dealt with and only one run scored
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
these horses are definitely fucking, right???

(from knight in painter's skin by shota rustaveli 🇬🇪)
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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North Korea's Political Prison Facilities - Korea Institute for National Unification www.kinu.or.kr/eng/module/r...
KINU - Korea Institute for National Unification
www.kinu.or.kr
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
the best summary I've seen of the hit new series Love Peninsula and the will they won't they trope gone wild
Will Kim Jong Un and Trump meet this week?

Right now, Trump's position is he is "100% open" to the possibility, stating, "If he contacts me, I will meet".

Some years ago, Kim Jong Un would have almost certainly pursued this.

Right now, I'm not so sure.
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
so when my family came over from europe, Saskatchewan was basically being parcelled out and handed to european emigrants.

"Here's some farmland!! More fertile land than you've ever seen!!"

the fertile land we got: literally the great sand hills of Saskatchewan

for me, home
October 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
this flag photoshop is cursed af
October 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
BUT IS THE ROCANVILLE GIANT OIL CAN OKAY
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Happy Columbo’s Day
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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TOMORROW‼️Join North Korean escapees Gyuri Kang & Hannah Oh, RFA's Rohit Mahajan, & the Stimson Center's Martyn Williams & Jenny Town for a discussion on information access and information freedom in the DPRK. In-person at the Stimson Center + online from 1-2:30 PM ET. www.stimson.org/event/inform...
Investing in the North Korean People: Broadening Access to Information in North Korea • Stimson Center
The event will discuss the current status of information access and freedom in North Korea, first-hand accounts of effective models for information dissemination, and challenges faced by the sector. S...
www.stimson.org
October 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
my when I drop a banger @letterboxd.social review
October 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
if I made a daily puzzle game I would make the Average Time show up as like 20-45s slower than your time.

it's not like anyone is checking the math
September 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I want one thing in a house and it's NEVER advertised in listings

every gap must be exactly 0mm OR the exact width of my vacuum
September 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
every new ep:
night vale
dh&j
mbmbam
planet money
nknews pod
hp sacred text

series/defunct:
within the wires
fridge light
lazarus heist
outlaw ocean

I know I'm a basic bitch 💁🏻
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
broke: venti latte please
woke: venti americano with 8 creamers 💁🏻
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
flashback to the time I gave my postal code over the phone and said "m as in mice"
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM