matthew
@m.pahuski.com
soup enthusiast, sports enjoyer, transit rider
Philadelphia (via Chicago)
Philadelphia (via Chicago)
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
July 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
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coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
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you give me and the fellas 24 ice cold high life bottles and we’ll come up with 8-12 new must see Winter Olympics sports, I know that
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
you give me and the fellas 24 ice cold high life bottles and we’ll come up with 8-12 new must see Winter Olympics sports, I know that
Briefly considered doing the thing where I try to go as long as I can without finding out who won the Super Bowl, only to realize that the last time I haven't watched the Super Bowl was immediately before 9/11. Can't risk it.
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Briefly considered doing the thing where I try to go as long as I can without finding out who won the Super Bowl, only to realize that the last time I haven't watched the Super Bowl was immediately before 9/11. Can't risk it.
One of my favorite recent bits of F1 trivia was these guys being Swiss and Italian, just not the way you expected.
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
One of my favorite recent bits of F1 trivia was these guys being Swiss and Italian, just not the way you expected.
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Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event!
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event!
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
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Putting this on the list of stuff I don’t want to happen to me
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Putting this on the list of stuff I don’t want to happen to me
Extremely jazzed to hear “Prisencolinensinainciusol,” which is total gibberish that Adriano Celentano made up to sound like an English language pop hit
Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973
YouTube video by Rai
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February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Extremely jazzed to hear “Prisencolinensinainciusol,” which is total gibberish that Adriano Celentano made up to sound like an English language pop hit
another thought I had during the parade of nations
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
another thought I had during the parade of nations
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loving each country being walked in by a Winter Bene Gesserit
February 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
loving each country being walked in by a Winter Bene Gesserit
I kind of dig the most recent opening ceremonies being a bit different. The Cortina entrances are pretty solid, the old ring in the town street looks great.
February 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I kind of dig the most recent opening ceremonies being a bit different. The Cortina entrances are pretty solid, the old ring in the town street looks great.
Half of the fun of Subway Builder has been finding excuses to put music that's stuck in my head into clips like these.
Still have to finish some lines in the Bronx, but I was impatient and wanted to test everything. Here's a trip to Brooklyn on the 5 train.
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Half of the fun of Subway Builder has been finding excuses to put music that's stuck in my head into clips like these.
Yesterday was Thursday
Today's Whiskey Friday
Today's Whiskey Friday
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Yesterday was Thursday
Today's Whiskey Friday
Today's Whiskey Friday
lol great work from whoever had the idea for the mini lectern
It’s nice to have a regular decent guy as a counterweight to all the freaks and creeps we’ve been saddled with. The people crave humanity!
It’s nice to have a regular decent guy as a counterweight to all the freaks and creeps we’ve been saddled with. The people crave humanity!
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
lol great work from whoever had the idea for the mini lectern
It’s nice to have a regular decent guy as a counterweight to all the freaks and creeps we’ve been saddled with. The people crave humanity!
It’s nice to have a regular decent guy as a counterweight to all the freaks and creeps we’ve been saddled with. The people crave humanity!
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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The Three Ages Of Man
January 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Three Ages Of Man
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
committing to a strong, robust print newspaper and immediately blowing the entire ink budget
The Washington Post ran a full-page letter to subscribers in today's print edition from exec editor Matt Murray stating that it is committed to sports and local coverage after laying off the vast majority of the staff on those desks
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
committing to a strong, robust print newspaper and immediately blowing the entire ink budget
The Chicago Bulls have become so irrelevant to the wider world of basketball that you could easily convince several people that they were made up for Space Jam to avoid trademark disputes
The Reinsdorfs are slumlord owners of a poverty franchise. Adam Silver needs to step in and make them sell the Bulls, there is no other way to restore dignity to one of the league's great markets.
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The Chicago Bulls have become so irrelevant to the wider world of basketball that you could easily convince several people that they were made up for Space Jam to avoid trademark disputes
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you really only achieve happiness by doing things for others and I can think of one thing that elon could do that would make a LOT of people very, very happy
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
you really only achieve happiness by doing things for others and I can think of one thing that elon could do that would make a LOT of people very, very happy