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matthew
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soup enthusiast, sports enjoyer, transit rider 📍Philadelphia (via Chicago)
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AHAB includes monomaniacal captains
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
getting into Edmund Fitzgerald season, and I'm not sure there's a line in any song that gets me every time quite like "does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"
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I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.
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well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
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Recency bias notwithstanding, I feel like Vladito and Yamamoto are two of the most astonishing sustained postseason performances I've ever seen. I'm sure Madison Bumgarner has a case but I don't want care to think about him at this moment. I'd rather think about the cool guys.
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sorry but it’s Yamamoto, coming back out after 90+ pitches in a game and winning it, absolutely insane
honestly give mvp to miguel rojas idc he's the one
pockets of haze over the US and Canada as everyone steps out for a smoke
congrats, can’t imagine how good it feels to win a series like that!
well, that was a bummer of a way to end it
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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Baseball is the worst because my team was eliminated 2.5 months ago and the next pitch might kill me. It is Nov. 1
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO DODGERS" or "GO BLUE JAYS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
the last few innings:
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
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This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.
again I must say, regarding the fielding: mamma mia