matthew
@m.pahuski.com
soup enthusiast, sports enjoyer, transit rider
📍Philadelphia (via Chicago)
📍Philadelphia (via Chicago)
two for one:
- folks need to stop acting as if the media that one consumes is a reflection of their moral character
- Christmas Eve Eve is a stupid concept from a bad show, and anyone who thinks Friends was good is ontologically evil
- folks need to stop acting as if the media that one consumes is a reflection of their moral character
- Christmas Eve Eve is a stupid concept from a bad show, and anyone who thinks Friends was good is ontologically evil
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
two for one:
- folks need to stop acting as if the media that one consumes is a reflection of their moral character
- Christmas Eve Eve is a stupid concept from a bad show, and anyone who thinks Friends was good is ontologically evil
- folks need to stop acting as if the media that one consumes is a reflection of their moral character
- Christmas Eve Eve is a stupid concept from a bad show, and anyone who thinks Friends was good is ontologically evil
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
Lower Counties of the Delaware back where they belong? Mostly
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Lower Counties of the Delaware back where they belong? Mostly
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“yay the days will start getting longer!” have you seen what happens during the day
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“yay the days will start getting longer!” have you seen what happens during the day
FINALLY
Somehow still alive in Whamageddon this late in the season. Might eliminate myself just to hear it at this point.
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
FINALLY
If you like tokens, come ride some trains in Philadelphia, where SEPTA was still accepting them as recently as two years ago.
SEPTA: it’s a like a museum where you can smoke weed
SEPTA: it’s a like a museum where you can smoke weed
The token had heft and weight, and, like an ancient Roman coin, carried with it millennia-old human understanding of what currency means: this for that.
The MetroCard was slippery, hard to share, full of secrets.
The MetroCard was slippery, hard to share, full of secrets.
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you like tokens, come ride some trains in Philadelphia, where SEPTA was still accepting them as recently as two years ago.
SEPTA: it’s a like a museum where you can smoke weed
SEPTA: it’s a like a museum where you can smoke weed
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Caleb Williams x Celine Dion mashup
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Caleb Williams x Celine Dion mashup
The real secret sauce of the Washington Metro is the lighting
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The real secret sauce of the Washington Metro is the lighting
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This pass got caught in the end zone
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This pass got caught in the end zone
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Goldilocks waking up:
Holy shit Bears
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Goldilocks waking up:
lolololololol bears
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
lolololololol bears
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
Somehow still alive in Whamageddon this late in the season. Might eliminate myself just to hear it at this point.
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Somehow still alive in Whamageddon this late in the season. Might eliminate myself just to hear it at this point.
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Affadavit is British for “one half of Dave”
December 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Affadavit is British for “one half of Dave”
Can’t describe how excited I was to hear Asobi Seksu on John’s Dollar Bin on XPN. I hope a lot of other Philadelphians out there love that band as much as Dan Reed seems to have enjoyed them
Asobi Seksu - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)
YouTube video by goldentony111
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Can’t describe how excited I was to hear Asobi Seksu on John’s Dollar Bin on XPN. I hope a lot of other Philadelphians out there love that band as much as Dan Reed seems to have enjoyed them
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I’m not totally shocked that Lazy Sunday is now 20, but I’m genuinely surprised that Christmastime for the Jews isn’t older. Both excellent, it really was An Golden Era.
Lazy Sunday left such a gargantuan footprint, few remember that the same episode featured this absolute banger from Robert Smigel and friends:
TV Funhouse: Christmastime For The Jews - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m not totally shocked that Lazy Sunday is now 20, but I’m genuinely surprised that Christmastime for the Jews isn’t older. Both excellent, it really was An Golden Era.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
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Nice gyre. Widening?
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nice gyre. Widening?
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Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand
November 19, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand
“From all of us here at NBC and Gene’s Place: good night, and drink more beer.”
NEW: “NBC Nightly News” with Tom Llamas is coming to Pittsburgh and will broadcast live Tuesday evening. NBC wouldn't disclose the filming location due to security reasons, but told Axios it will be from "a location locals will recognize." www.axios.com/local/pittsb...
"NBC Nightly News" hits the road with live Pittsburgh broadcast
The program will spotlight Pittsburgh as part of its new national tour.
www.axios.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“From all of us here at NBC and Gene’s Place: good night, and drink more beer.”
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every sports broadcaster: a 44-year-old, a philip rivers, a man who sees the grim reaper nigh, will play quarterback for the indianapolis colts this weekend, and he will clearly die due to his ancient bones and heart
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
every sports broadcaster: a 44-year-old, a philip rivers, a man who sees the grim reaper nigh, will play quarterback for the indianapolis colts this weekend, and he will clearly die due to his ancient bones and heart
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck