matthew
@m.pahuski.com
soup enthusiast, sports enjoyer, transit rider
Philadelphia (via Chicago)
Philadelphia (via Chicago)
thinking about a no touchdown super bowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
thinking about a no touchdown super bowl
era ainda mais gratificante quando equipe da Noruega usava calças extravagantes
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
era ainda mais gratificante quando equipe da Noruega usava calças extravagantes
One of my favorite recent bits of F1 trivia was these guys being Swiss and Italian, just not the way you expected.
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
One of my favorite recent bits of F1 trivia was these guys being Swiss and Italian, just not the way you expected.
another thought I had during the parade of nations
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
another thought I had during the parade of nations
Yesterday was Thursday
Today's Whiskey Friday
Today's Whiskey Friday
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Yesterday was Thursday
Today's Whiskey Friday
Today's Whiskey Friday
See you in hell, you furry bastard
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
See you in hell, you furry bastard
I am no longer mentally ill
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I am no longer mentally ill
no surprise on the quick block, but seriously, imagine having so little self awareness to think this while being from that island
January 21, 2026 at 1:14 PM
no surprise on the quick block, but seriously, imagine having so little self awareness to think this while being from that island
more scenes from train-based holiday weekend farting around
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
more scenes from train-based holiday weekend farting around
The man who built this was named Corny? Yeah, I believe it
January 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The man who built this was named Corny? Yeah, I believe it
Riding the LIRR into Grand Central and thinking of how mad this guy must be about it. Your precious little Vanderbilt palace got Standard Railroaded, my dude.
January 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Riding the LIRR into Grand Central and thinking of how mad this guy must be about it. Your precious little Vanderbilt palace got Standard Railroaded, my dude.
when Popeyes gives me the wrong order
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
when Popeyes gives me the wrong order
Nicolas Maduro you have to stop, you smoke too hard, your swag too different, your bitch too bad, they'll kill you
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Nicolas Maduro you have to stop, you smoke too hard, your swag too different, your bitch too bad, they'll kill you
Philadelphia, baby, the city of lights
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Philadelphia, baby, the city of lights
ok, NOW the year has begun
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
ok, NOW the year has begun
Give the NYC Ferry social media team a bonus for this one
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Give the NYC Ferry social media team a bonus for this one
Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
Freezing, but it looks wonderful
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Freezing, but it looks wonderful
The quote on the Ben Franklin flag says “tax this dick”
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The quote on the Ben Franklin flag says “tax this dick”
Guy in parade set this on my hood whilei was talking a pic and said “the men need beads too!!”
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Guy in parade set this on my hood whilei was talking a pic and said “the men need beads too!!”