"well you really delivered for our clients this time, jackson"
"yeah thanks but WHERE'S MY LITTLE TROPHY BUCKO"

do you have an added level of difficulty just for yourself?

I try for a "riley perfect" which is spangram first, no words that aren't blue after (so obvi no hints)

(and yes I know that's a WWI book but in fairness that too was a Time with the New Romans)

this, of course, is captured in my hit new novel

All Quiet on the Western Font

I used to work in a golf course kitchen

so I was practicing card flourishes at the counter one day and I messed up and dropped all the cards on the counter. a customer walked in and says

"I guess you'll never be a magician"
"not unless [grabs a random card] THIS IS YOUR CARD?”

I'll never recover

also I'm a saskatchewan hick so I said "howreyanow" before I watched letterkenny and now it's retroactively become a reference

"we should do thing"
"I'm surprised we're not doing thing right now"
almost daily in this house

mmm magically delicious

woah high score !!

costco will do ANYTHING to not raise the price of that fucking $1.50 hot dog

from the writers that brought you the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

cry because you were hoping for a crêpe

inside you there are Three Cats

you're putting the doom in my scrolling

tbf she looks so cozy in that dog bed omg

applies doubly when playing the strokes

when you rip that cd in windows media player and that last track is nine minutes long 👀👀👀

when I used to teach guitar I heard this a lot - my advice was always to lower your thumb. it'll feel awkward and like your wrist is bending at a weird angle, so raise the body of the guitar

or not - there's a reason I don't teach anymore hahah

....Well