payton mitchell
@paytmitch.bsky.social
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social media manager, newsletter editor, fan of things 📍texas🤠
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thegooddotstore.bsky.social
No offense to the other sponsors, but one of these really stands out😌
dearhankandjohn.bsky.social
Thank you to our recent sponsors!
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i don’t want to make a podcast!! i want to edit one but only if i think it’s funny!! is this too much to ask?
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“i’ve been a dan and phil fan for 10+ years!”

ok well how long have you been a dan and phil enemy?
photo of me and dan howell looking like we hate each other
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hankgreen.bsky.social
JOB!
complexly.bsky.social
Complexly is looking to hire a Director of Development!

If you're interested, please review our job posting at Complexly.com/job and apply before Friday, October 17!
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my husband and i have a friend we’ve known since high school and we have always called him the nickname he introduced himself as on the first day of 11th grade

turns out he made that nickname up on the spot and we have been calling this man Pancake for 13 years for LITERALLY NO REASON
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pov you just walked into my house
a black poodle with her front legs up on the back of a recliner and a red merle border collie standing on the floor next to the chair
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i would like to see the baby!!
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my puppy rang the bells at the door and went to the bathroom immediately after i let her out!! WE CHEER!!!🥳
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wereherenews.bsky.social
There’s a brand new We’re Here newsletter waiting for you!

John talks about the power of a generous audience, the Everything Is Tuberculosis book cover makes a great outfit, and some of you have very… unique pizza orders.

Read it: werehere.beehiiv.com
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Day 6: Leaning Tower of Pizza
#NerdfArters
Superhero Pizza John holds up a learning tower made of pizza slices, bread, tomato, and basil.
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loving the beatles is a curse bestowed upon me by my dad and the biopic cast announcement is very important to me!!

thank you for your attention to this matter
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“i hate the internet”

okay well have you tried “I HATE HOW MUCH I LOVE THE INTERNET”
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my new hobby just dropped
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i hate when two comedians/funny people are interacting and they don’t laugh at each other

I WANT TO SEE AND HEAR LAUGHTER!! i don’t want to see you just thinking about your next bit while the other person is talking!!
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“maybe joe wrote more on folklore than we thought” okay now don’t piss me off
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harry styles pop music fans need you!! come back!!!
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new game: ring around the couch
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“ugh i have to create a tribute to jane goodall and then a video essay about internet ghost towns” now who said all that??
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john you do not have to match him. you can be normal.
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if i was john i would be fuming while watching hank’s video

what do you mean we are posting every other day and you’re doing ESSAYS??
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people obsessed with taylor swift who think she can do nothing wrong and people who hate taylor swift and think she is “as bad as elon musk” could be friends

same genre of person!! incapable of rational thought when it comes to a POP STAR.
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he simply doesn’t! he is ignoring her