being annoying to the science person in your phone is the only relatable thing about rfk jr

my family member who was supposed to
host is feeling sick, so my immediate family (who has not been around the sick person) is coming here now. i panic ordered a ham.

she just needs to sleep on it and i relate

i’m an alix girl but i think robert will probably win! he’s my second choice

i was tweeting from the smallest blackberry knockoff imaginable, as god intended

baby’s first performative male moment

come on over went platinum on my hand-me-down walkman

seeing their heartbeat in it🤢 WHY