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reversedracula.bsky.social
Normal Skeetula, 2025 Edition
@reversedracula.bsky.social
Artist, cat liker, and lover of skeet. He/Him. Commie Bastard. [For entertainment purposes only]
Far More Contagious Than Thought
When a kitten makes biscuits in the air, everyone thinks it's adorable, but when I make air biscuits, they get all mad and tell me to leave
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Javier Milei is Phil Spector's sentient wig
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's the Pepsi Fascists vs the Coke Nazis in a battle for the next 2-4 years of pretending to do anything for the working class
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Next up, we have Molly Flatulence and their hit song, "Fartin' With Disaster"
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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This is quite a hed/subhed.
1) Start with Vance. Use strong action verb. Accept the autocratic premise that the “Marines’ Might” are Vance’s to flex.
2) Mention the protest second and absurdly describe them as in the thousands
3) Treat Trump’s strong man use of the military as a partisan scuffle.
October 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I'm entering the 4th meal of consciousness
October 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Caturday? Bitch, it's Thursday
October 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I'm dead mature, me
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
my inner monologue is the saxophone solo from Caribbean Queen
forget rotating an apple in your mind, do you have an inner monologue?
October 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"Look what they took from us" ass motherfuckers can play NES in their pajamas while eating capn crunch anytime they feel like
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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You cannot be fucking serious
SCOOP: Apple Quietly Made ICE Agents a Protected Class
Internal emails show tech giant used anti-hate-speech rules meant for minorities to block an app documenting immigration enforcement.
migrantinsider.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Looks like Smithers, talks like Mr. Burns
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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We already had "American DOCTOR WHO". It was called THE BLUES BROTHERS
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Complex system cascading failure analysis.
The video is 10 mins long, so I had to break it up into pieces.

Part 1.
October 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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November 2, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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October 31, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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her: babe those aren't the lyrics to sixteen tons, can you stop singing it like that? :/

me: soooooooome people say a man is made out of cum
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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REALLY feeling this one today.
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Overslept in my medbed and now I’m a supersoldier
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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im only here to tell you about the letter e. gtradio 🪩📻

youtu.be/GM7duQW5i4w?...
Video Dave - the letter e - official video - Old Chicago Stadium
YouTube video by The Video Dave Channel by Video Dave
youtu.be
September 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Pancake kitty dropping some wisdom :3
September 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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here's 17 year old incel thurston brandypimple to lecture you on the importance of traditional masculinity. in his spare time he collects doilies and lynching post cards. he just received a $2b endowment from peter thiel's committee to blow up schools with cruise missiles.
September 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM