Retro Des
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Angry monkey with superpowers.
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
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Retro Des
@retrodes.net
· Feb 19
a man in a beret is singing into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket
Alt: Sam Kinison in a beret is screaming into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket
media.tenor.com
If anyone needs me the rest of the year, I’m around, just follow the screams.
This article is a mandatory read.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This article is a mandatory read.
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It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.
Reposted by Retro Des
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
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…may god have mercy on their souls.
CNN, CBS, others report that at least 8 Dems have reached a deal to end the shutdown
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
…may god have mercy on their souls.
This.
I just can’t get over that they ruined millions of lives for some bullshit compromise that keeps a fascist regime in place that they will now hand trillions of dollars to.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This.
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Political power flows from a barrel full of monkeys.
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Political power flows from a barrel full of monkeys.
Turns out, when you try to code without knowing code, people will SNEAK CODE INTO YOUR CODE.
(This us the same exact reason you don’t get a Kanji tattoo unless you read Kanji.)
thehackernews.com/2025/11/vibe...
(This us the same exact reason you don’t get a Kanji tattoo unless you read Kanji.)
thehackernews.com/2025/11/vibe...
Vibe-Coded Malicious VS Code Extension Found with Built-In Ransomware Capabilities
AI-created VS Code malware and fake npm packages reveal how attackers exploit open-source trust.
thehackernews.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Turns out, when you try to code without knowing code, people will SNEAK CODE INTO YOUR CODE.
(This us the same exact reason you don’t get a Kanji tattoo unless you read Kanji.)
thehackernews.com/2025/11/vibe...
(This us the same exact reason you don’t get a Kanji tattoo unless you read Kanji.)
thehackernews.com/2025/11/vibe...
Reminder Folks:
Cook your babies fully before you eat them or you’ll get sick.
Cook your babies fully before you eat them or you’ll get sick.
NEWS — FDA announces 13 cases of infant botulism across 10 states after babies were given ByHeart powder formula from two specific lots.
Outbreak Investigation of Infant Botulism: Infant Formula
Do not use certain lots of ByHeart Whole Nutrition Infant Formula. FDA’s Investigation is ongoing.
www.fda.gov
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reminder Folks:
Cook your babies fully before you eat them or you’ll get sick.
Cook your babies fully before you eat them or you’ll get sick.
There is no surer sign that this was written by someone other than “President DJT” than the signature at the end.
Like the kid that wrote his own permission slip for school & signed it “David’s Mom”.
Like the kid that wrote his own permission slip for school & signed it “David’s Mom”.
The president seems to have been briefed on how the tariffs oral argument at SCOTUS went:
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There is no surer sign that this was written by someone other than “President DJT” than the signature at the end.
Like the kid that wrote his own permission slip for school & signed it “David’s Mom”.
Like the kid that wrote his own permission slip for school & signed it “David’s Mom”.
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Visually, Blade Runner 2049 blows it out of the water. But beneath the surface of Freddy Got Fingered lies an authenticity not even the Tyrell Corporation can replicate
July 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Visually, Blade Runner 2049 blows it out of the water. But beneath the surface of Freddy Got Fingered lies an authenticity not even the Tyrell Corporation can replicate
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The father of four, who had settled in Colorado and gotten his commercial driver’s license, was driving a truck through Indiana when he was taken by masked ICE agents in October.
Afghan immigrant who helped U.S. military fight Taliban arrested by ICE
The father of four, who had settled in Colorado and gotten his commercial driver’s license, was driving a truck through Indiana when he was taken by masked ICE agents in October
coloradosun.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The father of four, who had settled in Colorado and gotten his commercial driver’s license, was driving a truck through Indiana when he was taken by masked ICE agents in October.
Sir, this is a fertility clinic.
when seamen fall overboard, they are sometimes found, months afterwards, perpendicularly frozen into the hearts of fields of ice
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sir, this is a fertility clinic.
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
This used to be called a ‘circle-jerk’.
It all makes sense when you look at this simple graphical representation of who is providing services to whom, which companies are investing in other AI companies who are in turn leasing hardware from another company and ... oh, I think I pulled something ...
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This used to be called a ‘circle-jerk’.
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Rosalind Franklin would like to have a talk.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Rosalind Franklin would like to have a talk.
There is like 4000 miles of hypothetical walking in this song.
The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Dig!
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
There is like 4000 miles of hypothetical walking in this song.
Every Friday, Zack’s posts confuse the crap out of people in Chicago.
Friday ice update - #Arctic sea ice extent is currently the 3rd lowest on record (JAXA data)
• about 740,000 km² below the 2010s mean
• about 1,500,000 km² below the 2000s mean
• about 2,120,000 km² below the 1990s mean
• about 2,400,000 km² below the 1980s mean
More: zacklabe.com/arctic-sea-i...
• about 740,000 km² below the 2010s mean
• about 1,500,000 km² below the 2000s mean
• about 2,120,000 km² below the 1990s mean
• about 2,400,000 km² below the 1980s mean
More: zacklabe.com/arctic-sea-i...
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Every Friday, Zack’s posts confuse the crap out of people in Chicago.
Republican U.S. Rep. Elise Stefanik is running for governor of New York, her campaign announced. https://to.pbs.org/3WJTNen
Elise Stefanik to run for governor of New York
In a video shared on social media, Stefanik called Democratic Gov. Kathy Hochul “the worst governor in America” and called New York “the most unaffordable state in the nation.”
www.pbs.org
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Found these features a while back and was like “WTF?! No thank you.”
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Found these features a while back and was like “WTF?! No thank you.”
Watching “The One”,which is a lot like if Rick & Morty was a Jet Li kung-fu movie.
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Watching “The One”,which is a lot like if Rick & Morty was a Jet Li kung-fu movie.
Dude looks like a Vienna sausage in a suit.
newrepublic.com/post/202708/...
Probably the Most Evil SOB in the Regime, after tRump.
White House deputy chief of staff & Homeland Security adviser Stephen Miller posted an ominous, captionless threat after democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani won the New York City mayoral election on Tuesday night
Probably the Most Evil SOB in the Regime, after tRump.
White House deputy chief of staff & Homeland Security adviser Stephen Miller posted an ominous, captionless threat after democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani won the New York City mayoral election on Tuesday night
Stephen Miller Posts Cryptic Threat After Zohran Mamdani’s Win
The Trump administration is already vowing to go after New York following Zohran’s election win.
newrepublic.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dude looks like a Vienna sausage in a suit.
What do you mean eleventy-five “isn’t a number”?
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
What do you mean eleventy-five “isn’t a number”?