Retro Des
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Angry monkey with superpowers.
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
All of these guys look like the Simpsons episode where Homer buys a gun.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
All of these guys look like the Simpsons episode where Homer buys a gun.
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
Watching “The One”,which is a lot like if Rick & Morty was a Jet Li kung-fu movie.
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Watching “The One”,which is a lot like if Rick & Morty was a Jet Li kung-fu movie.
Looking for a new wallet? Look no further! This model has:
- a “Cash Starp”
- a magnetic “Losure”
- a special finger hole
- not one,but two “FUC Pockets”!
- a “Cash Starp”
- a magnetic “Losure”
- a special finger hole
- not one,but two “FUC Pockets”!
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Looking for a new wallet? Look no further! This model has:
- a “Cash Starp”
- a magnetic “Losure”
- a special finger hole
- not one,but two “FUC Pockets”!
- a “Cash Starp”
- a magnetic “Losure”
- a special finger hole
- not one,but two “FUC Pockets”!
Thanks to DHS copaganda, there are photos of Bovino EVERYWHERE, and I just realized why almost none of them have other people in them.
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Thanks to DHS copaganda, there are photos of Bovino EVERYWHERE, and I just realized why almost none of them have other people in them.
Here is a copy of the test DJT wants the nukes to pass for him.
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Here is a copy of the test DJT wants the nukes to pass for him.
Love that the entire cloud infrastructure for our planet is crashing completely, once a week.
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Love that the entire cloud infrastructure for our planet is crashing completely, once a week.
Post 4 female characters u love.
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Post 4 female characters u love.
Got my copy today, just in time for Halloween.
Pleasantly surprised to thumb through it & see how beautifully illustrated the inside is. Can’t wait to get into the stories!
Pleasantly surprised to thumb through it & see how beautifully illustrated the inside is. Can’t wait to get into the stories!
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Got my copy today, just in time for Halloween.
Pleasantly surprised to thumb through it & see how beautifully illustrated the inside is. Can’t wait to get into the stories!
Pleasantly surprised to thumb through it & see how beautifully illustrated the inside is. Can’t wait to get into the stories!
Respond with the Same Actor as a Hero and a Villain.
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Respond with the Same Actor as a Hero and a Villain.
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Obligatory “Preacher” frame goes here.
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Obligatory “Preacher” frame goes here.
Honestly, someone needs to make a biopic just about D.C. Fontana.
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Honestly, someone needs to make a biopic just about D.C. Fontana.
Platner reveals new cover-up tattoo:
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Platner reveals new cover-up tattoo:
She starts the thread with “You’re reporting” and LITERALLY CALLS HER A REPORTER later, then tries to say she isn’t a journalist at the end.
Which begs the question, what exactly does she think a journalist is?
Which begs the question, what exactly does she think a journalist is?
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
She starts the thread with “You’re reporting” and LITERALLY CALLS HER A REPORTER later, then tries to say she isn’t a journalist at the end.
Which begs the question, what exactly does she think a journalist is?
Which begs the question, what exactly does she think a journalist is?
America showed the fuck up today.
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
America showed the fuck up today.
Aside from being prejudicial, the photo itself disproves the lie they are trying to propagate. I hope he has a chance to use it in court.
These are not the shoes of a criminal.
These are the shoes of a man who WORKS HARD.
These are not the shoes of a criminal.
These are the shoes of a man who WORKS HARD.
October 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Aside from being prejudicial, the photo itself disproves the lie they are trying to propagate. I hope he has a chance to use it in court.
These are not the shoes of a criminal.
These are the shoes of a man who WORKS HARD.
These are not the shoes of a criminal.
These are the shoes of a man who WORKS HARD.
This quote is the chef’s kiss for every billionaire building a doomsday bunker….
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This quote is the chef’s kiss for every billionaire building a doomsday bunker….
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
A while back, a friend pointed out to me that every article about Taylor Swift has a photo of her that looks like she is farting into the microphone, and now I see it everywhere…
October 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A while back, a friend pointed out to me that every article about Taylor Swift has a photo of her that looks like she is farting into the microphone, and now I see it everywhere…
In my household, Joel Grey is best known for “Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins”.
October 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In my household, Joel Grey is best known for “Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins”.
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000.
October 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000.
Lance Henriksen as “Bishop” Will always have a special place for me.
Not only did he REALLY do the knife trick, he was originally supposed to be “The Terminator” before Arnold was cast. So Cameron giving him the part of Bishop in Aliens seems right in every way.
Not only did he REALLY do the knife trick, he was originally supposed to be “The Terminator” before Arnold was cast. So Cameron giving him the part of Bishop in Aliens seems right in every way.
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Lance Henriksen as “Bishop” Will always have a special place for me.
Not only did he REALLY do the knife trick, he was originally supposed to be “The Terminator” before Arnold was cast. So Cameron giving him the part of Bishop in Aliens seems right in every way.
Not only did he REALLY do the knife trick, he was originally supposed to be “The Terminator” before Arnold was cast. So Cameron giving him the part of Bishop in Aliens seems right in every way.