Retro Des
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Angry monkey with superpowers.
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Pinned
Retro Des
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· Feb 19
a man in a beret is singing into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket
Alt: Sam Kinison in a beret is screaming into a microphone while wearing a blue jacket
media.tenor.com
If anyone needs me the rest of the year, I’m around, just follow the screams.
Happy #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon to all who celebrate.
a man in a yellow jumpsuit with the name milton on it
Alt: Jonah Ray in a yellow jumpsuit stands with Crow T Robot and Tom Servo and says “wait, what?”.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Happy #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon to all who celebrate.
JFC what did he cook that turkey with, Plutonium?
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
JFC what did he cook that turkey with, Plutonium?
ICE accosted Elaine Miles (who many will recognize as “Marilyn Whirlwind” from ‘Northern Exposure’ and “Lucy” in ‘Smoke Signals’) and told her that her tribal ID was fake. 🤬
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
ICE accosted Elaine Miles (who many will recognize as “Marilyn Whirlwind” from ‘Northern Exposure’ and “Lucy” in ‘Smoke Signals’) and told her that her tribal ID was fake. 🤬
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It’s not Thanksgiving without a visit from Officer Obie, and the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction.... :)
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It’s not Thanksgiving without a visit from Officer Obie, and the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction.... :)
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Vaccinating boys and girls. It works bitches.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Vaccinating boys and girls. It works bitches.
That’s 4.2 minutes at Warp 7.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That’s 4.2 minutes at Warp 7.
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I dreamt MST3K was offering a course in how to riff on a movie.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I dreamt MST3K was offering a course in how to riff on a movie.
What’s a movie you’ve seen a dozen times and will never get tired of? 🎥
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What’s a movie you’ve seen a dozen times and will never get tired of? 🎥
Can we nominate Barbara Streisand for a Nobel Prize for her work discovering the Streisand Effect?
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Can we nominate Barbara Streisand for a Nobel Prize for her work discovering the Streisand Effect?
Senator Mark Kelly has so many medals that when he walks with his dress uniform on, he lists to the left.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Senator Mark Kelly has so many medals that when he walks with his dress uniform on, he lists to the left.
Donald Trump is the most corrupt President in American history. That is not an opinion, it is fact.
BBC censors a lecture removing author’s remarks on Trump that refer to him a the most openly corrupt American president.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Donald Trump is the most corrupt President in American history. That is not an opinion, it is fact.
Post a reliable character actor.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Post a reliable character actor.
A ripoff of ‘Hamburger Hill’, except it’s called ‘Hot Dog Mountain’ and it stars this guy:
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A ripoff of ‘Hamburger Hill’, except it’s called ‘Hot Dog Mountain’ and it stars this guy:
I really loved ‘Hickory Nuts and Bones’! If you enjoy short stories or know someone who does, it’s well worth checking out.
(…And also, books make excellent Christmas presents.)
(…And also, books make excellent Christmas presents.)
This book did not get a proper launch and is in dire need of readers and reviews... DIRE I'm telling you...DIRE!
Writing What Hurts - 10-26 My new newsletter is live. This one breaks down the stories in the brand new collection. Circumstances prevented the normal ways this might have been marketed so look. There are 10,000 of you. If even 10 percent are really interested... this is good stuff. Share! Subscribe
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I really loved ‘Hickory Nuts and Bones’! If you enjoy short stories or know someone who does, it’s well worth checking out.
(…And also, books make excellent Christmas presents.)
(…And also, books make excellent Christmas presents.)
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I've said since Trump picked on Mahmoud Khalil that he was picking his political martyrs poorly.
But this one...
But this one...
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I've said since Trump picked on Mahmoud Khalil that he was picking his political martyrs poorly.
But this one...
But this one...
Screw you, fortune cookie.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Screw you, fortune cookie.
My financial advisor is mad at me.
He keeps telling me that “I’m one with the force the force is with me.” is NOT a retirement plan.
He keeps telling me that “I’m one with the force the force is with me.” is NOT a retirement plan.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My financial advisor is mad at me.
He keeps telling me that “I’m one with the force the force is with me.” is NOT a retirement plan.
He keeps telling me that “I’m one with the force the force is with me.” is NOT a retirement plan.
This is a great article.
The Hard-Left Shooters Leading a Gun Culture Revolution
Earlier this year, I attended a shooting competition for queer, often trans, very online misfits. Then Charlie Kirk was killed.
www.wired.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is a great article.
Maman died today. Or maybe yesterday. I can’t be sure, Charlie Brown
I didn’t come here to fuck around, I come here to smoke, Charlie Brown
I have done all I set out to do, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Maman died today. Or maybe yesterday. I can’t be sure, Charlie Brown
How is it that handcuffs and fisticuffs are not the same thing?
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
How is it that handcuffs and fisticuffs are not the same thing?
A horror show about a guy who is lactose intolerant called “Welcome to Dairy”.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A horror show about a guy who is lactose intolerant called “Welcome to Dairy”.
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Worth it, it's far better than every cinematic Star War made since 1980
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
Disney Spent More On ‘Andor’ Than Any Of Its ‘Star Wars’ Movies
Disney has revealed it spent $60.5 million on Star Wars streaming series Andor in 2024, giving the show a total cost of $705.5 million - far higher than the spending on any of the movies in the saga.
www.forbes.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Worth it, it's far better than every cinematic Star War made since 1980
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
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Unless you’re in a cult of felon-fellating, gestapo-glorifying pedo protectors playing with signed ear bandages, diapers and yourself this Saturday night, there is no better USA TL cleanser than 1930s gay, Black, female, hard rockin' electric guitarist Sister Rosetta Tharpe.
--Sound UP‼️
--Sound UP‼️
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Unless you’re in a cult of felon-fellating, gestapo-glorifying pedo protectors playing with signed ear bandages, diapers and yourself this Saturday night, there is no better USA TL cleanser than 1930s gay, Black, female, hard rockin' electric guitarist Sister Rosetta Tharpe.
--Sound UP‼️
--Sound UP‼️
Natalie Portman: “And you? What would you do for love?”
Meatloaf: “I won’t do that.”
Meatloaf: “I won’t do that.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Natalie Portman: “And you? What would you do for love?”
Meatloaf: “I won’t do that.”
Meatloaf: “I won’t do that.”
Feeling sorry for the Magic The Gathering crowd. Every time Marjorie Taylor Green does ANYTHING, they have to see it in their feeds.
#MTG
#MTG
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Feeling sorry for the Magic The Gathering crowd. Every time Marjorie Taylor Green does ANYTHING, they have to see it in their feeds.
#MTG
#MTG