Retro Des
@retrodes.net
Angry monkey with superpowers.
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Just a snake on a rock.
Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
Reposted by Retro Des
We all know that it's insane, but it's also sad, disgusting, and traumatic that this small, transparently base man is in a position to do this in our name. I'm angry at Congress, but I'm crushed by my fellow Americans
January 21, 2026 at 3:19 AM
We all know that it's insane, but it's also sad, disgusting, and traumatic that this small, transparently base man is in a position to do this in our name. I'm angry at Congress, but I'm crushed by my fellow Americans
I know things suck in the world.
But the sun is doing AMAZING things right now. So if you’re far enough from the equator, and the sky is clear, go outside tonight, look up, and remember how small we really are.
Our chances of all seeing a cosmic light show together are very good.
But the sun is doing AMAZING things right now. So if you’re far enough from the equator, and the sky is clear, go outside tonight, look up, and remember how small we really are.
Our chances of all seeing a cosmic light show together are very good.
G4 (Severe) Geomagnetic Storm Levels Reached 19 Jan, 2026 | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
www.swpc.noaa.gov
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I know things suck in the world.
But the sun is doing AMAZING things right now. So if you’re far enough from the equator, and the sky is clear, go outside tonight, look up, and remember how small we really are.
Our chances of all seeing a cosmic light show together are very good.
But the sun is doing AMAZING things right now. So if you’re far enough from the equator, and the sky is clear, go outside tonight, look up, and remember how small we really are.
Our chances of all seeing a cosmic light show together are very good.
Reposted by Retro Des
Today is a national holiday in the US. We're celebrating one year since we had a sane leader.
January 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Today is a national holiday in the US. We're celebrating one year since we had a sane leader.
I’m not really a sports person. So when I get an email from adidas saying they have a new Anthony Edwards sneaker, you will have to forgive me for thinking of this guy:
January 19, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I’m not really a sports person. So when I get an email from adidas saying they have a new Anthony Edwards sneaker, you will have to forgive me for thinking of this guy:
DITCH YOUR RING CAMS.
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
DITCH YOUR RING CAMS.
Reposted by Retro Des
Finding a record you haven't heard for years is like reconnecting with an old friend.
April 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Finding a record you haven't heard for years is like reconnecting with an old friend.
This is called “posting commando”.
I am not going to fix any of my typos either!
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This is called “posting commando”.
“One thing about living in America I never could stomach, all the damn Nazis.”
January 17, 2026 at 9:56 PM
“One thing about living in America I never could stomach, all the damn Nazis.”
Watching Star Trek: Star Fleet Academy.
Paul Giamatti is a wonderful actor. But I keep expecting Nus Braka to say “if anyone orders Klingon blood merlot I am fucking leaving!”
Paul Giamatti is a wonderful actor. But I keep expecting Nus Braka to say “if anyone orders Klingon blood merlot I am fucking leaving!”
January 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Watching Star Trek: Star Fleet Academy.
Paul Giamatti is a wonderful actor. But I keep expecting Nus Braka to say “if anyone orders Klingon blood merlot I am fucking leaving!”
Paul Giamatti is a wonderful actor. But I keep expecting Nus Braka to say “if anyone orders Klingon blood merlot I am fucking leaving!”
Pronouncing “Evangelion” like E + Van + Gel + Lion just to drive everyone crazy.
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Pronouncing “Evangelion” like E + Van + Gel + Lion just to drive everyone crazy.
Looks like he also skipped ‘leg day’.
Famous for injecting mineral oil and alcohol into his body, Brazilian bodybuilder Arlindo de Souza has died 💪🏽 #Popeye
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Looks like he also skipped ‘leg day’.
Art Speaks.
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Art Speaks.
Yelling at god:
“I need to speak to your manager! I did not sign up for this janky-ass, bizarro, ‘1984 but stupid’ timeline.”
“I need to speak to your manager! I did not sign up for this janky-ass, bizarro, ‘1984 but stupid’ timeline.”
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Yelling at god:
“I need to speak to your manager! I did not sign up for this janky-ass, bizarro, ‘1984 but stupid’ timeline.”
“I need to speak to your manager! I did not sign up for this janky-ass, bizarro, ‘1984 but stupid’ timeline.”
Reposted by Retro Des
Renee Good had a pulse when EMS arrived. I’m not sure it would have made a difference if ICE had let that civilian physician render aid before EMS arrived, but now we will never know. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Renee Good had a pulse when EMS arrived. I’m not sure it would have made a difference if ICE had let that civilian physician render aid before EMS arrived, but now we will never know. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 PM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
Every real thing the government is actually doing in 2026 looks like some crazy shit from a 2003 era video game.
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Every real thing the government is actually doing in 2026 looks like some crazy shit from a 2003 era video game.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
They are just like normal whistles but thicker.
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 AM
They are just like normal whistles but thicker.
It is no exaggeration to say that Super Furry Animals are one of the best rock bands ever.
Super Furry Animals - Patience
YouTube video by SFAVEVO
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
It is no exaggeration to say that Super Furry Animals are one of the best rock bands ever.
Introduce yourself with 5 facts.
1. I once had a girlfriend
2. But then one day she dumped me
3. Everywhere I’d go people would ask me where she was
4. I don’t want to talk about her, but someone always asks about her
5. So I tell them all my girlfriend’s dead
1. I once had a girlfriend
2. But then one day she dumped me
3. Everywhere I’d go people would ask me where she was
4. I don’t want to talk about her, but someone always asks about her
5. So I tell them all my girlfriend’s dead
Introduce yourself with 5 facts.
1. We can dance if you want to
2. We can leave your friends behind
3. Cause your friends don't dance
4. And if they don't dance.
5. Well they're no friends of mine
1. We can dance if you want to
2. We can leave your friends behind
3. Cause your friends don't dance
4. And if they don't dance.
5. Well they're no friends of mine
Introduce yourself with 5 facts:
1. Regrets, I’ve had a few.
2. But then again, too few to mention.
3. I did what I could do.
4. I saw it through without exemption.
5. I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway. And more, much more than this, I did it my way.
1. Regrets, I’ve had a few.
2. But then again, too few to mention.
3. I did what I could do.
4. I saw it through without exemption.
5. I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway. And more, much more than this, I did it my way.
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 facts.
1. I once had a girlfriend
2. But then one day she dumped me
3. Everywhere I’d go people would ask me where she was
4. I don’t want to talk about her, but someone always asks about her
5. So I tell them all my girlfriend’s dead
1. I once had a girlfriend
2. But then one day she dumped me
3. Everywhere I’d go people would ask me where she was
4. I don’t want to talk about her, but someone always asks about her
5. So I tell them all my girlfriend’s dead
Somewhere this elephant is filing down his remaining tusk as a disguise…
Search for single-tusked elephant after 22 killed in India rampage
Eastern region on high alert as authorities try to track animal tearing through villages in Jharkhand after apparently becoming separated from herd
www.theguardian.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Somewhere this elephant is filing down his remaining tusk as a disguise…
Step 1: Collect Underpants
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Step 1: Collect Underpants
With technology like that, the DoD will be able to generate CSAM on a scale never before imagined.
'Very soon we will have the world’s leading AI models on every unclassified and classified network throughout our department,' US defence secretary Pete Hegseth said in a speech at Musk’s space flight company, SpaceX.
➡️ https://l.euronews.com/xHPB
➡️ https://l.euronews.com/xHPB
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
With technology like that, the DoD will be able to generate CSAM on a scale never before imagined.
Reposted by Retro Des
Any Democratic votes to fund DHS later this month as Minneapolis is being terrorized by DHS is going to be a major slap in the face to Americans living here. Demand major reforms or shut the government down.
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Any Democratic votes to fund DHS later this month as Minneapolis is being terrorized by DHS is going to be a major slap in the face to Americans living here. Demand major reforms or shut the government down.