Vincent Janelle
@randomfrequency.bsky.social
PMTS Infrastructure Engineer, Salesforce Engineering
I do actually really appreciate the hot take here
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I do actually really appreciate the hot take here
Amazon: "warning! This part will not fit your vehicle!" (It will fit, it's just a cabin air filter and it didn't change between 2024 and 2025)
Also Amazon: "would you like to see these other vehicle parts that definitely won't fit your vehicle?"
Also Amazon: "would you like to see these other vehicle parts that definitely won't fit your vehicle?"
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Amazon: "warning! This part will not fit your vehicle!" (It will fit, it's just a cabin air filter and it didn't change between 2024 and 2025)
Also Amazon: "would you like to see these other vehicle parts that definitely won't fit your vehicle?"
Also Amazon: "would you like to see these other vehicle parts that definitely won't fit your vehicle?"
@retrobytes.bsky.social any thoughts on making a Plan9 episode?
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
@retrobytes.bsky.social any thoughts on making a Plan9 episode?
I find it ironic that this is one of the scenarios the electoral college is meant to protect against, and various states have been slowly working to eliminate that.
Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I find it ironic that this is one of the scenarios the electoral college is meant to protect against, and various states have been slowly working to eliminate that.
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I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
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I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
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The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money
ADHD death gambit
"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money
How I see a lot of people deploying their containers on #Kubernetes #devops
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
How I see a lot of people deploying their containers on #Kubernetes #devops
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The true issue in the future for when we are unable to view ultraporn because we look too young #futurama
Also 'age verification by looks' won't go well for people like me who are over 50, and no one believes it based upon my looks. They didn't believe it when I was in my 40s nor 30s either, as I have always looked younger than my age.woe unto us who have that "black don't crack" young look going on)!
July 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The true issue in the future for when we are unable to view ultraporn because we look too young #futurama
New pet peeve: when vulnerability scanners suggest updating to Netty 5.0.0.Alpha1
July 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
New pet peeve: when vulnerability scanners suggest updating to Netty 5.0.0.Alpha1
ChatGPT throwing shade at Apple "feedback" is accurate
July 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ChatGPT throwing shade at Apple "feedback" is accurate
@garydgregory.bsky.social there's a fix for COLLECTION-701 that could be backported to collections3 - spark and a few other things are still including that version (although not using it) - however there's some other issues related to the java version(would have to make some other fixes to maps/etc)
June 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@garydgregory.bsky.social there's a fix for COLLECTION-701 that could be backported to collections3 - spark and a few other things are still including that version (although not using it) - however there's some other issues related to the java version(would have to make some other fixes to maps/etc)
Hot take: "Vibe coding" is to developers what "playing with photoshop instead of gaming" was to kids with macs in the 90s.
April 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Hot take: "Vibe coding" is to developers what "playing with photoshop instead of gaming" was to kids with macs in the 90s.
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I have now been informed of SOAP/SMTP and my life is no better for it
February 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have now been informed of SOAP/SMTP and my life is no better for it
Amused that finally a portion of the US population that can't vote finally has representation
January 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Amused that finally a portion of the US population that can't vote finally has representation
Essentially all arguments about software tools devolve to the point where they mirror gun rights?
If it allows users to do the wrong thing (and shoot their foot off)?
If it's banned because of policy? Or because of legal reasons?
etc.
If it allows users to do the wrong thing (and shoot their foot off)?
If it's banned because of policy? Or because of legal reasons?
etc.
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Essentially all arguments about software tools devolve to the point where they mirror gun rights?
If it allows users to do the wrong thing (and shoot their foot off)?
If it's banned because of policy? Or because of legal reasons?
etc.
If it allows users to do the wrong thing (and shoot their foot off)?
If it's banned because of policy? Or because of legal reasons?
etc.
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to find my high school teacher and inform him that not only do I have a calculator with me 100% of the time, I have multiple of them and they're all supercomputers by his standards.
December 11, 2024 at 9:15 PM
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to find my high school teacher and inform him that not only do I have a calculator with me 100% of the time, I have multiple of them and they're all supercomputers by his standards.
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Shoutout to all the places Henry Kissinger fucked up
Nations of the World - With Lyrics - Animaniacs
Yakko Warner from the TV show Animaniacs singing a song to help you learn the Nations of the World. I loved watching this show when I was a kid and I loved t...
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November 30, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Shoutout to all the places Henry Kissinger fucked up
And here I woke up thinking today was gonna suck
November 30, 2023 at 3:32 PM
And here I woke up thinking today was gonna suck
"What would happen if both slack and pagerduty were to go down at the same time?" "The internet would be too busy to notice we went down too?"
October 22, 2023 at 5:47 PM
"What would happen if both slack and pagerduty were to go down at the same time?" "The internet would be too busy to notice we went down too?"
So based off of the events of Star Trek: Discovery, Everything Everywhere All At Once and ST: Discovery are in the same universe and timeline.
August 21, 2023 at 4:50 AM
So based off of the events of Star Trek: Discovery, Everything Everywhere All At Once and ST: Discovery are in the same universe and timeline.
I'd hate to be the person responsible for the part of a progress bar dialog that is responsible for how much time is remaining
June 18, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I'd hate to be the person responsible for the part of a progress bar dialog that is responsible for how much time is remaining