Rachael the Spicy Hobbit
@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social
She/They. Anarchist.
Cat wrangler. Hellenistic pagan. AuDHD and have PTSD.
💙 🩷 💜 ♌ ♊ ♋.
Crazy diamond, seer of visions, and I'll see y'all on the dark side of the moon.
Currently writing: Academy of Roullay Series, Book One: Ryesha - The Pain of Magic
Cat wrangler. Hellenistic pagan. AuDHD and have PTSD.
💙 🩷 💜 ♌ ♊ ♋.
Crazy diamond, seer of visions, and I'll see y'all on the dark side of the moon.
Currently writing: Academy of Roullay Series, Book One: Ryesha - The Pain of Magic
My mom and I both love Poirot
On something other than my health, I really should get the whole Poirot series on DVD or Blu-Ray. I've been meaning to for years.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My mom and I both love Poirot
Pirro, two can play at the box wine day drinking game babe
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Pirro, two can play at the box wine day drinking game babe
It's ok to use a restaurant and delivery this thanksgiving but please be courteous and generous with tips. Also be patient for delivery drivers, we get very swamped.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's ok to use a restaurant and delivery this thanksgiving but please be courteous and generous with tips. Also be patient for delivery drivers, we get very swamped.
How to put up with your relatives at Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How to put up with your relatives at Thanksgiving
Proof of aliens
Wait a minute...
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Proof of aliens
Future auction item: a rare non-pornographic depiction of Garfield
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Future auction item: a rare non-pornographic depiction of Garfield
Forest Gump voice' "in the 90s, they was wooden panels on everything, and very single building smelled of smoke, you just stopped noticing it"
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Forest Gump voice' "in the 90s, they was wooden panels on everything, and very single building smelled of smoke, you just stopped noticing it"
I'm thankful for artists who remember body freckles 😋
Tonight at 7.30pm GMT I'll be live on Twitch bouncing between some WIPs - most likely a combo of Sydni and this very silly pinup of Quil! I'll also be joined by @aymesjaymes.bsky.social who will be working on more 3D art! ✨
twitch.tv/rbillustration
twitch.tv/rbillustration
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm thankful for artists who remember body freckles 😋
Saber tooth katara kinda 🐺😁
Ignoring responsibilities in favor of her
#WaterDog #WaterDogs #WaterDogArt #WaterDogFanArt #WaterDogWorld #WaterCat #WaterCatArt #WaterCatFanArt
#WaterDog #WaterDogs #WaterDogArt #WaterDogFanArt #WaterDogWorld #WaterCat #WaterCatArt #WaterCatFanArt
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Saber tooth katara kinda 🐺😁
Love the bright yellow-greens and delicate use of pink in this vibrant garden painting ☺️🌹
Garden oil painting in progress 10 years ago (this one was only worked on a little after this photo and it found a buyer)
#art #painting #oiloncanvas #malus
#art #painting #oiloncanvas #malus
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Love the bright yellow-greens and delicate use of pink in this vibrant garden painting ☺️🌹
Did you know the ancient Sumerians are why we have 60 minute and second time with 24 hours in a day? And the French Revolution government tried to make time decimalized but it didn't take!
If the ancient Babylonian astrologers who wrote the Enuma Anu Enlil were alive today, with the same worldview, airplane passages and satellite viewings would be built into the omenology.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Did you know the ancient Sumerians are why we have 60 minute and second time with 24 hours in a day? And the French Revolution government tried to make time decimalized but it didn't take!
*goes into your Stardew Valley files and fucks with the arrangement of your museum*
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*goes into your Stardew Valley files and fucks with the arrangement of your museum*
I'll be 100 in the nursing home and they'll interview me for some protein powder podcast and I'll be like yep when I was little Barney the Dinosaur melted on live TV
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'll be 100 in the nursing home and they'll interview me for some protein powder podcast and I'll be like yep when I was little Barney the Dinosaur melted on live TV
This is funny bc we are having turkey tacos this year in honor of our Hispanic brethren and bc tacos rule
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is funny bc we are having turkey tacos this year in honor of our Hispanic brethren and bc tacos rule
Kif, we have a conundrum
In Miami, Great egrets are often found hunting in backyards for lizards, snakes, and small birds. This one caught a brown anole and a stick and is trying to figure out how to swallow one without the other. For the #HeadShots theme of #BirdOfTheDay #EastCoastKin #birds Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Kif, we have a conundrum
She looks sad. I'm gonna find whoever made her sad and stab them in the eye with dull kitchen scissors
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
She looks sad. I'm gonna find whoever made her sad and stab them in the eye with dull kitchen scissors
People on here like "don't follow this account I know my innocent post just blew up but I draw porn" and I'm already following them for the porn
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
People on here like "don't follow this account I know my innocent post just blew up but I draw porn" and I'm already following them for the porn
This fae is the spawn of the Michelin Man cryptid
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This fae is the spawn of the Michelin Man cryptid
What a cool photo, it feels like where a fantasy kingdom would live by the sea
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What a cool photo, it feels like where a fantasy kingdom would live by the sea
Reposted by Rachael the Spicy Hobbit
During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Next time I go for a schlepcation I'll have to find this place
I give you the beef rib at Sanders BBQ in Berverly, Illinois. Diet coke for scale.🤤
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Next time I go for a schlepcation I'll have to find this place
Reposted by Rachael the Spicy Hobbit
"psychologists say taking the time to thank ourselves for the qualities that carried us through life can be healthy and important, even if doing it feels awkward or arouses fears of appearing egotistical."
apnews.com/article/than...
apnews.com/article/than...
Remember to give thanks to yourself during the holidays and beyond
Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on what we have to be grateful for. The list often includes the loved ones, food and shelter that may surround us during the holidays.
apnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"psychologists say taking the time to thank ourselves for the qualities that carried us through life can be healthy and important, even if doing it feels awkward or arouses fears of appearing egotistical."
apnews.com/article/than...
apnews.com/article/than...
Pirro: 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 I want to bang a cop
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Pirro: 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 I want to bang a cop
Reposted by Rachael the Spicy Hobbit
The Trumpetfish is such a ridiculous looking creature, they always make me smile. They are masters of color change as well, shading from brown, reddish, orange, and bright yellow. They often drift head-down like this, especially when hanging out in clumps of soft coral. 🦑 #scuba #diving #oceans
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My local library is such trash, I took for granted living close to many great academic libraries in IL 😭
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My local library is such trash, I took for granted living close to many great academic libraries in IL 😭