SJTurkey
@racerxmachina.bsky.social
Still dowager empress of the weeaboos.
Fiber artist and illustrator, portfolio at https://racerxmachina.artstation.com/
she/her
Fiber artist and illustrator, portfolio at https://racerxmachina.artstation.com/
she/her
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
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Tapping the sign
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Tapping the sign
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JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
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it’s my boithday today, y’know, i never ask for anything for my b-day, but i’ve been stuck at 3.95 million subscribers on youtube for years, it would just be very satisfying to hit 4 million, if 49,499 of ya subscribe, we could make it happen, eh?? eh??? just think about it
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
it’s my boithday today, y’know, i never ask for anything for my b-day, but i’ve been stuck at 3.95 million subscribers on youtube for years, it would just be very satisfying to hit 4 million, if 49,499 of ya subscribe, we could make it happen, eh?? eh??? just think about it
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Remember when helpless idiot dads were like a fun sitcom trope? Like ope the baby peed on him because he couldn't get the diaper on! Now it's like "i need to build a data center in your city's Blackest neighborhood so i can ask a computer if my infant child can microdose LSD"
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Remember when helpless idiot dads were like a fun sitcom trope? Like ope the baby peed on him because he couldn't get the diaper on! Now it's like "i need to build a data center in your city's Blackest neighborhood so i can ask a computer if my infant child can microdose LSD"
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I don’t want to start a hipster trend but riding the bus is probably the best way to find little hidden gem duck off spots in your city.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don’t want to start a hipster trend but riding the bus is probably the best way to find little hidden gem duck off spots in your city.
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One of my fave niche history facts is how many loaded pistols your average highwayman had during a hold up.
We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.
Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.
We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.
Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One of my fave niche history facts is how many loaded pistols your average highwayman had during a hold up.
We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.
Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.
We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.
Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.
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New resource⚡️ Block it! Don’t Build It. Don’t Fill It. Don’t Fuel It.
A mini-toolkit to take action to slow down and disrupt the government’s kidnapping, detention, and deportation machine.
Info on strategies/tactics, ways to take action, and more:
www.interruptingcriminalization.com/block-it
A mini-toolkit to take action to slow down and disrupt the government’s kidnapping, detention, and deportation machine.
Info on strategies/tactics, ways to take action, and more:
www.interruptingcriminalization.com/block-it
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
New resource⚡️ Block it! Don’t Build It. Don’t Fill It. Don’t Fuel It.
A mini-toolkit to take action to slow down and disrupt the government’s kidnapping, detention, and deportation machine.
Info on strategies/tactics, ways to take action, and more:
www.interruptingcriminalization.com/block-it
A mini-toolkit to take action to slow down and disrupt the government’s kidnapping, detention, and deportation machine.
Info on strategies/tactics, ways to take action, and more:
www.interruptingcriminalization.com/block-it
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
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TIL while updating some info from my article "Do Kentucky Kami Drink Bourbon" that not only does San Marino Shrine on the Italian peninsula offer olive branches as sacred boughs, but also there r olive shrines (& offerings of olives) IN Japan! This one on Shōdoshima took my breath away. #Shinto
『超ひさしぶりにオリーブ神殿を見てきました！』
おはようございます！小豆島は時々です。予想最高気温１７度です。 今日からＧＷですね１年前と同じ、我慢のＧＷです。ただ今年は緊急事態宣言が出ているのは４都府県の…
ameblo.jp
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
TIL while updating some info from my article "Do Kentucky Kami Drink Bourbon" that not only does San Marino Shrine on the Italian peninsula offer olive branches as sacred boughs, but also there r olive shrines (& offerings of olives) IN Japan! This one on Shōdoshima took my breath away. #Shinto
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American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/
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if i ever get actual space for a storefront, alterations and repairs are absolutely going to be a big part of what i do. been repairing and fitting clothes to myself for 20 years and fixed countless stuff for other ppl, it's BEYOND time i am allowed space damn it!!
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
if i ever get actual space for a storefront, alterations and repairs are absolutely going to be a big part of what i do. been repairing and fitting clothes to myself for 20 years and fixed countless stuff for other ppl, it's BEYOND time i am allowed space damn it!!
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Danger Rug, Danger Rug, Nuthin's Stranger'n Danger Rug! 🦈🦈🦈
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Danger Rug, Danger Rug, Nuthin's Stranger'n Danger Rug! 🦈🦈🦈
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These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
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My parents were free-wheeling Boomers convinced things were only ever going to get better, financially. They had good reason, then. They could afford a house, car, and weekly nights out on two full time assistant manager jobs at a fast food chain. But they also got caught up in emulating wealth trap
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My parents were free-wheeling Boomers convinced things were only ever going to get better, financially. They had good reason, then. They could afford a house, car, and weekly nights out on two full time assistant manager jobs at a fast food chain. But they also got caught up in emulating wealth trap
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Hello good people of bluesky: Once again, I am a rent stabilized tenant in one of 90+ buildings set to be auctioned off because my slumlord hasn’t been paying his mortgages.
The Union of Pinnacle Tenants is seeking a delay in the auction and to have a voice in the process. Sign our petition here:
The Union of Pinnacle Tenants is seeking a delay in the auction and to have a voice in the process. Sign our petition here:
10,000 Rent Stabilized Tenants Deserve a Say Over Their Homes
The homes of more than 10,000 New Yorkers are now at stake. One of NYC's most notorious landlords, Pinnacle Group, has sent 93 buildings -- 5,000 rent-stabilized apartments -- to a bankruptcy auction....
actionnetwork.org
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hello good people of bluesky: Once again, I am a rent stabilized tenant in one of 90+ buildings set to be auctioned off because my slumlord hasn’t been paying his mortgages.
The Union of Pinnacle Tenants is seeking a delay in the auction and to have a voice in the process. Sign our petition here:
The Union of Pinnacle Tenants is seeking a delay in the auction and to have a voice in the process. Sign our petition here:
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If you're looking for a payroll service, and are looking at Wave, DO NOT.
Look anywhere else. Hiring a necromancer to resurrect an accountant from 1902 is a better choice.
They
1. Failed to pay my state withholding taxes
2. Failed to file returns
3. AFTER TAKING THE MONEY FROM MY ACCOUNT
Look anywhere else. Hiring a necromancer to resurrect an accountant from 1902 is a better choice.
They
1. Failed to pay my state withholding taxes
2. Failed to file returns
3. AFTER TAKING THE MONEY FROM MY ACCOUNT
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you're looking for a payroll service, and are looking at Wave, DO NOT.
Look anywhere else. Hiring a necromancer to resurrect an accountant from 1902 is a better choice.
They
1. Failed to pay my state withholding taxes
2. Failed to file returns
3. AFTER TAKING THE MONEY FROM MY ACCOUNT
Look anywhere else. Hiring a necromancer to resurrect an accountant from 1902 is a better choice.
They
1. Failed to pay my state withholding taxes
2. Failed to file returns
3. AFTER TAKING THE MONEY FROM MY ACCOUNT
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Last summer the Lonely Island's Jorma Taccone shattered his pelvis and detached his sacrum when he fell off a 20-foot ladder, but now he’s healed enough to sing Rage Against The Machine as Pee-wee Herman alongside @portugaltheman.bsky.social and @alyankovic.bsky.social
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December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Last summer the Lonely Island's Jorma Taccone shattered his pelvis and detached his sacrum when he fell off a 20-foot ladder, but now he’s healed enough to sing Rage Against The Machine as Pee-wee Herman alongside @portugaltheman.bsky.social and @alyankovic.bsky.social
stereogum.com/2481962/weir...
stereogum.com/2481962/weir...
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And THIS is why not all books need to be shelved in YA, people!
When I worked at The Wherehouse, I kept having to take "Legend of the Overfiend" out of the kids section because "It's an animated movie, it must be okay."
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
And THIS is why not all books need to be shelved in YA, people!
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Sam Vimes is a copper to his core and has also put more thought into ACAB than just about anyone
you need to know all the ways you can be a bastard if you want to carefully, painstakingly try to set up rules to prevent you from doing them
you need to know all the ways you can be a bastard if you want to carefully, painstakingly try to set up rules to prevent you from doing them
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sam Vimes is a copper to his core and has also put more thought into ACAB than just about anyone
you need to know all the ways you can be a bastard if you want to carefully, painstakingly try to set up rules to prevent you from doing them
you need to know all the ways you can be a bastard if you want to carefully, painstakingly try to set up rules to prevent you from doing them
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“That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate the Lord” is one of those phrases that lives on repeat in my head.
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate the Lord” is one of those phrases that lives on repeat in my head.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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On we sweep
the sidewalks clear
our only goal is maybe get some beer
🎶🎸
the sidewalks clear
our only goal is maybe get some beer
🎶🎸
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
On we sweep
the sidewalks clear
our only goal is maybe get some beer
🎶🎸
the sidewalks clear
our only goal is maybe get some beer
🎶🎸