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walks up behind you and does the whispers from the beginning of gangrel’s entrance music in your ear
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Not an economist, but feels like that doesn't even get us to 2019 prices
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There's never going to be a study or a paper or some perfect golden morsel of evidence that changes how NYT covers trans people. They've relegated us to the propaganda side of the operation, where we're stuck with other groups deemed unworthy if news reporting.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My favorite clanker
lawn gnome + freedom of expression = Threads
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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If you're trans, you're trans. Live your life and get the most out of it. It's going to be hard no matter what. There's no reason to be proactive about limiting yourself or making it harder. Seize your own happiness, tranny! Nobody else is going to seize it for you!
December 11, 2024 at 7:38 AM
No one told me they made a tribal fantasy coming of age planet of the apes this rules
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
You couldn't make Diehard today. Imagine the script re-write you'd need when everyone in the movie has a cell phone
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
These are my parents, Diehard and Moonstruck
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Hitting an alone but not lonely sweet spot for once 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What kind of SICKO would put WATER in a mashed potato bong???
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Me mispronouncing bimbo so i sound even dumber:
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
[anarchist voice:] ah yes, new orleans. The greece of the US
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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78 yr old "Dante" is a UFW member who's worked in CAs vegetable fields for 25 yrs. He'll retire at the end of 2025. "Through my work, I supported my children’s education & provided for my wife. I'm proud that with my hands and effort, I brought food to so many families." #WeFeedYou
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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As we go through your replies and show off the skills behind your favorite dishes, you can help us protect farm workers with a #Thanksgiving donation: act.seiu.org/a/thanksgivi... or paypal.com/paypalme/ufw... #WeFeedYou
We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers
We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers: Make a donation during this season of thanks and giving and help fund change all year long. #WeFeedYou
act.seiu.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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"Arnulfo" shares, "These are heads of broccoli that I've harvested. I've been working in the fields of CAs Central Coast for 21 years. I plant and grow broccoli, lettuce, cauliflower, and other vegetables you probably will see on your #Thanksgiving tables." #WeFeedYou
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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You can listen to Macy’s Day Parade by Green Day with one headphone in even though you are no longer 13 years old. It’s not illegal.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Who's got that tweet about them making italians not white again cause of luigi???
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The "reporter" lady fucking sources and running catch and kill ops is a huge part of the issue with journalism but so is the corrupt sack of shit ex who knew about all this and said nothing till he felt personally betrayed and is now tossing out tidbits in planned instalments to have you pay him
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Two things can be true at once 😊
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Not to chicken and egg this, but are ambitious amoral actors the product of a capitalist media industry, or do they seek it out to reproduce it because they already know they can thrive there?
yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
When the Bouncing Souls said "i'm a hopeless romantic, you're just hopeless," the "you" was me 😞😖😫
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I love taking to married people about how much dating sucks. They're always so eager to validate that it sounds like it FUCKING SUCKS
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM