I hated so many fewer people a year ago.

I quote posted you with an improvement to your joke. Please respond

If I just had scissors to open this package.

Taylor Swift probably has enough power now to order the national guard home

Indeed

'I'll sleep after I'm bread.'

-sourdough starter

Hot mess today, y’all! I look like I just rolled out of bed. I do this shit in one take so ya get what ya get! Happy Fucking Friday! 🩷

Who wore it best?

Dems- don't engage "you want healthcare for undocumented immigrants." Reply with "The shutdown is for one reason only- to hide the Epstein evidence that is so damaging to the White House." Every interview, every comment, every time.

Learn how to win in the court of public opinion one goddam time.

My dog refuses to learn what casual Friday is. Every week she is crushingly disappointed when I put on jeans and go to work instead of taking her for a walk

This is the Mondayest Friday ever. I need more coffee.

Please do not just comment on other people's posts with saved political memes or pics of Trump. Stop. No one wants to see those. No one. Absolutely no one. Those are trash. If that is what you circle jerk "blue crew" does, god bless, keep it to yourselves.

I'll do anything to stay in shape, other than work out or eat right.

cuz i try and i try and i try

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