Bert the Bort
@queenslime.bsky.social
She/Her. Collector of many geeky things. Artist?
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November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is generously praised by Trump in the Oval Office on the same day Majorie Taylor Greene announces a bizarre resignation from Congress.
One of the weirdest days of this era.
One of the weirdest days of this era.
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is generously praised by Trump in the Oval Office on the same day Majorie Taylor Greene announces a bizarre resignation from Congress.
One of the weirdest days of this era.
One of the weirdest days of this era.
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
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america's politics have been set to randomized
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
america's politics have been set to randomized
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MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
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ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグ2
33周年記念。
33周年記念。
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグ2
33周年記念。
33周年記念。
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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"Map 1 (Yoshi's Island)"
Super Mario World (1990)
Super Mario World (1990)
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"Map 1 (Yoshi's Island)"
Super Mario World (1990)
Super Mario World (1990)
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Some schadenfreude joy for my friends: Target sales continue their year-over-year decline in the 3rd quarter of 2025. Down 1.4% 3Q 2024. Net earnings are down 19.3%. And in the last 12 months, stock price down 43%.
For comparison, Costco sales & earnings are up.
For comparison, Costco sales & earnings are up.
Target's bad year continues: Sales decline and stock slips as high-stakes holiday shopping season arrives
The retail giant, still struggling to regain ground after customers opposed its rollback of DEI policies, just reported another lackluster quarter.
www.fastcompany.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Some schadenfreude joy for my friends: Target sales continue their year-over-year decline in the 3rd quarter of 2025. Down 1.4% 3Q 2024. Net earnings are down 19.3%. And in the last 12 months, stock price down 43%.
For comparison, Costco sales & earnings are up.
For comparison, Costco sales & earnings are up.
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Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him
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I miss when I was briefly a Saturn guy. Best controller
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I miss when I was briefly a Saturn guy. Best controller
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no one ever thinks about the frog
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
no one ever thinks about the frog
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We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
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Tango will not be sharing his toy today, thank you.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Tango will not be sharing his toy today, thank you.
We saw the Jinkx and Dela Holiday Show last night. It is my favorite holiday tradition now.
If you love Pee-Wee’s Christmas Special, the Muppet Christmas Carol, or campy joy, it is absolutely worth attending.
I did the VIP and gave them my art. Lovely.
If you love Pee-Wee’s Christmas Special, the Muppet Christmas Carol, or campy joy, it is absolutely worth attending.
I did the VIP and gave them my art. Lovely.
The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show
BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon, “The Queens of Christmas” (Entertainment Weekly), are coming back with a brand new edition of the internationally acclaimed The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show!
www.jinkxanddela.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We saw the Jinkx and Dela Holiday Show last night. It is my favorite holiday tradition now.
If you love Pee-Wee’s Christmas Special, the Muppet Christmas Carol, or campy joy, it is absolutely worth attending.
I did the VIP and gave them my art. Lovely.
If you love Pee-Wee’s Christmas Special, the Muppet Christmas Carol, or campy joy, it is absolutely worth attending.
I did the VIP and gave them my art. Lovely.
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Sonic's second Dreamcast outing, Sonic Shuffle is a Board-Game/Minigame Compilation, by Hudson Soft (who also made Mario Party) takes a lot more risks with the formula, making it more interesting than your typical Party Game - you don't roll dice, you choose cards using your VMU, adding strategy!
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sonic's second Dreamcast outing, Sonic Shuffle is a Board-Game/Minigame Compilation, by Hudson Soft (who also made Mario Party) takes a lot more risks with the formula, making it more interesting than your typical Party Game - you don't roll dice, you choose cards using your VMU, adding strategy!
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⚒️🏠🧑🏿💻 TreaAndrea Russworm talks about what the Black arts tradition can tell us about The Sims, broken systems, and utopian possibilities⚒️🏠🧑🏿💻
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November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
📢 TODAY - November 21 @ 2PM ET 📢
⚒️🏠🧑🏿💻 TreaAndrea Russworm talks about what the Black arts tradition can tell us about The Sims, broken systems, and utopian possibilities⚒️🏠🧑🏿💻
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💸 Our talks are always FREE and PUBLIC. DONATE: buff.ly/3PQ2HDE
⚒️🏠🧑🏿💻 TreaAndrea Russworm talks about what the Black arts tradition can tell us about The Sims, broken systems, and utopian possibilities⚒️🏠🧑🏿💻
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A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
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got the bugs a new pillow pet
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
got the bugs a new pillow pet
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And here you GO! I turned it into a whole thing.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Face Turn and the Marks Who are Buying It
How understanding professional wrestling unlocks modern politics
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
And here you GO! I turned it into a whole thing.
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The kittens are very jumpy and leapy and bouncy today (and every day!)
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The kittens are very jumpy and leapy and bouncy today (and every day!)
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