bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash
Pinned
Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
I miss playing guitar and yelling into a mic. Gonna try and do that again in some capacity over winter school break.
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I miss playing guitar and yelling into a mic. Gonna try and do that again in some capacity over winter school break.
They don't put "This game contains explicit scenes of violence and gore." disclaimers on games like they used to
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
They don't put "This game contains explicit scenes of violence and gore." disclaimers on games like they used to
I haven't listened to Tool in 10+ years. Threw on Undertow the other day and realized I went from liking 1 Tool album to liking 0 Tool albums
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I haven't listened to Tool in 10+ years. Threw on Undertow the other day and realized I went from liking 1 Tool album to liking 0 Tool albums
Pummeling my legs, may as well pummel my brain too
Devourment - Obscene Majesty
Devourment - Obscene Majesty
Obscene Majesty, by Devourment
10 track album
devourment.bandcamp.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Pummeling my legs, may as well pummel my brain too
Devourment - Obscene Majesty
Devourment - Obscene Majesty
205 feels brutal at this depth
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
205 feels brutal at this depth
Time for black Friday lifting, it always hits different
Wake The Dead by Comeback Kid on Apple Music
Album · 2005 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Time for black Friday lifting, it always hits different
I love metal but 99.9 % of bands really need to realize that they cannot write a joke.
"We also left a band member at a gas station" dawg I will be thankful today if this bit that has no legs dies immediately
"We also left a band member at a gas station" dawg I will be thankful today if this bit that has no legs dies immediately
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I love metal but 99.9 % of bands really need to realize that they cannot write a joke.
"We also left a band member at a gas station" dawg I will be thankful today if this bit that has no legs dies immediately
"We also left a band member at a gas station" dawg I will be thankful today if this bit that has no legs dies immediately
Stranger Things, a show created from nostalgia, is now at the point where it's banking on nostalgia for Stranger Things
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Stranger Things, a show created from nostalgia, is now at the point where it's banking on nostalgia for Stranger Things
Of course I listened to the whole thing and reflected on it
It's pretty fucked that this album didn't have a massive impact lol. Still perfectly unhinged to this day
It's pretty fucked that this album didn't have a massive impact lol. Still perfectly unhinged to this day
Dillinger opened the door for mathy listens now, and this one is a landmark album in my development. Brutal and technical as fuck metalcore(?)
Ion Dissonance - Breathing is Irrelevant
Ion Dissonance - Breathing is Irrelevant
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Of course I listened to the whole thing and reflected on it
It's pretty fucked that this album didn't have a massive impact lol. Still perfectly unhinged to this day
It's pretty fucked that this album didn't have a massive impact lol. Still perfectly unhinged to this day
*laughs in Trhä*
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*laughs in Trhä*
scissors on his FUCKING HEAD
Cutsman
YouTube video by Horse the Band - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
scissors on his FUCKING HEAD
We've ranked all the thanksgiving sides in order from most to least fuckable
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We've ranked all the thanksgiving sides in order from most to least fuckable
In my first shitty band that was like pop punk and alternative in a Dillinger shirt lol. I may have grown up in a pasture but I was always a real one
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In my first shitty band that was like pop punk and alternative in a Dillinger shirt lol. I may have grown up in a pasture but I was always a real one
Dillinger opened the door for mathy listens now, and this one is a landmark album in my development. Brutal and technical as fuck metalcore(?)
Ion Dissonance - Breathing is Irrelevant
Ion Dissonance - Breathing is Irrelevant
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Dillinger opened the door for mathy listens now, and this one is a landmark album in my development. Brutal and technical as fuck metalcore(?)
Ion Dissonance - Breathing is Irrelevant
Ion Dissonance - Breathing is Irrelevant
Yeah, Dormant Ordeal is still my AOTY, and @sleepingvillage.bsky.social let me contribute a review for it a while back
DORMANT ORDEAL - Tooth and Nail (Review)
DORMANT ORDEAL - Tooth and Nail (Review). Blackened death metal, probably one of the best albums of the year.
www.sleepingvillagereviews.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yeah, Dormant Ordeal is still my AOTY, and @sleepingvillage.bsky.social let me contribute a review for it a while back
My God, it's still perfect.
Tooth and Nail, by Dormant Ordeal
9 track album
dormantordeal.bandcamp.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My God, it's still perfect.
Trump to Republicans: I will fuck your ugly bitch wife right in front of you, you stupid cuck
Trump to Mamdani: omg bestie it's ok you can call me a fascist
Trump to Mamdani: omg bestie it's ok you can call me a fascist
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Trump to Republicans: I will fuck your ugly bitch wife right in front of you, you stupid cuck
Trump to Mamdani: omg bestie it's ok you can call me a fascist
Trump to Mamdani: omg bestie it's ok you can call me a fascist
We will be right back with our podcast about the horrific and rapid decline of America after these ads for 3 different gambling apps
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We will be right back with our podcast about the horrific and rapid decline of America after these ads for 3 different gambling apps
Remembering that as a rural teenager with bad dial up, my album purchasing process was often going to Coinstar, getting an Amazon gift card, and getting something I had read a lot about
Anyway that's how I got this initially lol
Anyway that's how I got this initially lol
Calculating Infinity by The Dillinger Escape Plan on Apple Music
Album · 1999 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Remembering that as a rural teenager with bad dial up, my album purchasing process was often going to Coinstar, getting an Amazon gift card, and getting something I had read a lot about
Anyway that's how I got this initially lol
Anyway that's how I got this initially lol
Listening to Civerous got me wanting Austin Death Fest to come back so bad. Lineup was stacked and it was set up beautifully so you didn't have to miss anyone
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Listening to Civerous got me wanting Austin Death Fest to come back so bad. Lineup was stacked and it was set up beautifully so you didn't have to miss anyone
Care to join me for a little 2024 modern death metal classic Maze Envy by the band Civerous?
Maze Envy, by Civerous
7 track album
listen.20buckspin.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Care to join me for a little 2024 modern death metal classic Maze Envy by the band Civerous?
Haha wow that's crazy. Same reason I don't want a cybertruck haha
I’m glad my husband has a big dick so he doesn’t feel the need to buy a cybertruck
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Haha wow that's crazy. Same reason I don't want a cybertruck haha
"the women drawn to RFK Jr" should be a topic reserved for the most niche academic journals, never to be noticed by the general public
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"the women drawn to RFK Jr" should be a topic reserved for the most niche academic journals, never to be noticed by the general public
Who up doing the waltz with they murderer
Norma Jean - Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste
YouTube video by themetallicafan1
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Who up doing the waltz with they murderer
Untouchable
Every Time I Die - Logic Of Crocodiles
YouTube video by Ferret Music
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Untouchable