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bayou blastbeats

@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social

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Weightlifting dad, husband, metal guy, and attempted funny person. Always antifash

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · Jun 10

Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 8h

Truly one day at a time is the only way to take it sometimes. Knowing the end means I don't have to work my current job anymore is pretty motivating though

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 13h

I'm waiting for the slime pack

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 13h

Fuck grok all the homies only want GROG

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 14h

If I didn't want to keep my lung capacity up for lifting it would be way more tempting to go back

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 14h

I have to have a full stomach before I have even one, I can actually feel how it makes my blood sugar spike then immediately tank

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 14h

I stopped drinking for a bit and now I have no tolerance and anything more than two beers makes me feel like shit

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 16h

I really only had psych stuff for my minor the first time

This physical science run is kicking my ass but I'm doing well

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 16h

Any tobacco makes my sinuses flare up to a wild degree now lol so I don't smoke any

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 16h

After this I have organic chemistry and everyone who has taken it that I talk to has me SHOOK

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 16h

I guess I at least registered on time this go round so my schedule isn't totally fucked lol

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 16h

Next semester is gonna put me in the ground (also taking cell and molecular bio at the 4 year college) but after that I only have 3 more undergrad courses

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 17h

Hm no I think American Spirits are healthy and yummy

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 18h

Former smoker talking about their partner: yeah they're awesome

Former smoker talking about cigarettes: I miss the way the air felt around them, warmed every fiber of my being. That irresistible taste I ache to once again have dance across my tongue. I want their essence inside me once again.

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 18h

Of course they're healthier that's why they take 20 minutes to smoke and taste so good

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21h

American Spirit guys are probably one of the more interesting sub-categories of nicotine guys

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 19h

They've been chasing the high of making the phone computer with severely diminishing returns

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV

It's their 'vibrant new identity'

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 19h

When my wife makes gumbo for a crowd everyone compliments it

Truly the only difference is we use this as our lazy Cajun seasoning instead of Tony's

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 20h

And by "quick stuff" I mean probably close to 75% of the meals we cook lmao

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 20h

The mix is absolutely perfect. If I'm taking time to cook I'll add other spices, but for quick stuff it works really well on its own

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 23h

The best

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta get consumption first I think

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

My daughter is sitting with me while I play Eternal Sonata and reading the presentations between chapters.

So I guess she knows things about the life of Chopin now?

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

I've got a mighty thirst

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

One ticket to dummytown please

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6 track album

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 1d

I see my children have once again gotten into my lifting candy

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 2d

You need to stop going to the reverse gun guy