korben dallas (michael garibaldi) 🪄🐇🍷
@quantum-steep.bsky.social
south philly • they/them • 38 • ??
science fiction • knitting? • genius (forgetful)
im on a mission to watch every spaceship show (currently: seaquest dsv, babylon 5, ST:TOS, doctor who)
legal: everything i post here is a joke (sadly i am not funny)
science fiction • knitting? • genius (forgetful)
im on a mission to watch every spaceship show (currently: seaquest dsv, babylon 5, ST:TOS, doctor who)
legal: everything i post here is a joke (sadly i am not funny)
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ok sorry i was just trying to warn you about something not everybody knows. sorry for being a dick it was unintentional
May 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ok sorry i was just trying to warn you about something not everybody knows. sorry for being a dick it was unintentional
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
"seaquest was not a particularly fun show"
"seaquest was not a particularly fun show"
May 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
"seaquest was not a particularly fun show"
"seaquest was not a particularly fun show"
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This is a higher level of owning up than I've ever achieved. A+ example of a solid apology: states an apology is owed to someone, explains what writer did wrong w/o victim blaming, apologies, credits support, elaborates on what they did wrong for clarity, accepts responsibility, fits in 1 skeet.
I owe @sheareh.bsky.social an apology. I was so in my anger that I didn’t stop to realize that her response wasn’t to me. I am SORRY! And thank you @misnight.bsky.social for pointing that out. I was undeservedly nasty and rude to you. I have no excuses or justifications for it, and I will make none
May 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This is a higher level of owning up than I've ever achieved. A+ example of a solid apology: states an apology is owed to someone, explains what writer did wrong w/o victim blaming, apologies, credits support, elaborates on what they did wrong for clarity, accepts responsibility, fits in 1 skeet.
oh is that why i loved her so much
name a star trek character you love that most people don't. gush about said character for bonus points.
tilly. especially disco season 1 tilly, when her autism was in full bloom.
tilly. especially disco season 1 tilly, when her autism was in full bloom.
Dr T'Ana
T'Pol
Jett Reno
T'Pol
Jett Reno
May 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
oh is that why i loved her so much
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ah dang i posted my shitpost thoughts before scrolling down to discover you all already covered it lmaoooo
May 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
ah dang i posted my shitpost thoughts before scrolling down to discover you all already covered it lmaoooo
see coach mark gets it
May 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
see coach mark gets it
this is cute but these treats are usually whipped cream or similar and dogs are lactose intolerant
if you give your dog cheese/ice cream and then they have terrible farts and bad poops, that's 100% on you.
you chose that for them.
if you give your dog cheese/ice cream and then they have terrible farts and bad poops, that's 100% on you.
you chose that for them.
May 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
this is cute but these treats are usually whipped cream or similar and dogs are lactose intolerant
if you give your dog cheese/ice cream and then they have terrible farts and bad poops, that's 100% on you.
you chose that for them.
if you give your dog cheese/ice cream and then they have terrible farts and bad poops, that's 100% on you.
you chose that for them.
i looked it up to see what this person found and is responding to. wikipedia represents it as directed and intentional troll behavior.
i always interpreted "shitposting" as just posting garbage/nonsense/memes just to screw around, not "designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction"
i always interpreted "shitposting" as just posting garbage/nonsense/memes just to screw around, not "designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction"
![In Internet culture, shitposting or trashposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality".[1] Shitposts are generally intentionally designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction with the least effort. It may even sometimes be orchestrated as part of a co-ordinated flame war to render a website unusable by its regular visitors.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eluydoge6f54l724o3iihssb/bafkreien4g7knw3w2fekq47ivtwgfwm6cyhppfon4ufv7g7vtu42szmy3u@jpeg)
May 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
i looked it up to see what this person found and is responding to. wikipedia represents it as directed and intentional troll behavior.
i always interpreted "shitposting" as just posting garbage/nonsense/memes just to screw around, not "designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction"
i always interpreted "shitposting" as just posting garbage/nonsense/memes just to screw around, not "designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction"
please remind me of this when i get into arguments
note to self: figure out how to remind self
note to self: figure out how to remind self
my college roommate once said “no meaningful conversation will take place in the span of 200 characters” and i’m really glad that i learned that lesson as a child whereas these people simply never will
May 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
please remind me of this when i get into arguments
note to self: figure out how to remind self
note to self: figure out how to remind self
i was just trying to see what san francisco looks like at street level
May 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i was just trying to see what san francisco looks like at street level
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Try other cultures' food. The flavors you are missing could be delicious.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Try other cultures' food. The flavors you are missing could be delicious.
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News guy just said Pope Leo but it sounded like Popplio lmao
May 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
News guy just said Pope Leo but it sounded like Popplio lmao
they got
the mustard
out
the mustard
out
May 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
they got
the mustard
out
the mustard
out
why can't it be both
(alt text: texting exchange. message: "started seeing someone" reply: "as in dating or hallucinations")
(alt text: texting exchange. message: "started seeing someone" reply: "as in dating or hallucinations")
May 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
why can't it be both
(alt text: texting exchange. message: "started seeing someone" reply: "as in dating or hallucinations")
(alt text: texting exchange. message: "started seeing someone" reply: "as in dating or hallucinations")
ambience for your reading adventures
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May 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ambience for your reading adventures
and terrible experiences make for great stories
what you're doing will be a memory forever so make it a good one
May 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
and terrible experiences make for great stories
seriously though you're not a real adult until at least age 30 so don't worry about your age just have fun
the stuff you did in your teens/20s/early 30s(maybe) are all the stories you're going to tell your kids. stop waiting for life to happen, make the cool memories today
the stuff you did in your teens/20s/early 30s(maybe) are all the stories you're going to tell your kids. stop waiting for life to happen, make the cool memories today
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
seriously though you're not a real adult until at least age 30 so don't worry about your age just have fun
the stuff you did in your teens/20s/early 30s(maybe) are all the stories you're going to tell your kids. stop waiting for life to happen, make the cool memories today
the stuff you did in your teens/20s/early 30s(maybe) are all the stories you're going to tell your kids. stop waiting for life to happen, make the cool memories today
wear
sunscreen
sunscreen
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
wear
sunscreen
sunscreen
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proof Catholicism is woke
May 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
proof Catholicism is woke
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ACAB includes the Pope
May 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ACAB includes the Pope
i am simply going to pack all the dresses and all the tights and will figure it out when i get there
May 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i am simply going to pack all the dresses and all the tights and will figure it out when i get there
ok i've done my posting explosion at 10 am instead of 8 pm, cya later
May 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
ok i've done my posting explosion at 10 am instead of 8 pm, cya later
any astrology queers around to tell us what's wrong with the planets?
no but why does this friday feel like a monday
May 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
any astrology queers around to tell us what's wrong with the planets?
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no but why does this friday feel like a monday
May 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
no but why does this friday feel like a monday