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quantum-steep.bsky.social
korben dallas (michael garibaldi) 🪄🐇🍷
@quantum-steep.bsky.social
south philly • they/them • 38 • ??
science fiction • knitting? • genius (forgetful)

im on a mission to watch every spaceship show (currently: seaquest dsv, babylon 5, ST:TOS, doctor who)

legal: everything i post here is a joke (sadly i am not funny)
i looked it up to see what this person found and is responding to. wikipedia represents it as directed and intentional troll behavior.

i always interpreted "shitposting" as just posting garbage/nonsense/memes just to screw around, not "designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction"
May 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
i was just trying to see what san francisco looks like at street level
May 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
lol
May 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i am simply going to pack all the dresses and all the tights and will figure it out when i get there
May 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
oh yeah it was this guy i was thinking of. he's from disney, surely
May 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
like one of those teenage boys from disney shows
May 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
perhaps in honor of piccolo day i will finish seaquest
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
oh
May 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i was gonna go to bed but
May 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
one of my favorite things to hear
May 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
why, when i buy clothes, do i only buy one of every color? why am i not just buying 10 of the same shirt? i should just be like doug
May 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
plus side, the desktop has way more screen space
May 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
ok lol i just noticed their name. "testeria" sounds like it means diarrhea of the testicles

lmaooo i double checked if there was a definition before posting this and..
May 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i hope it unfolds like this
May 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
reminds me of
May 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
May 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
May 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
yeah same here but it was cute as hell while it lasted
May 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
any other vain mfers who love looking at their own camera
May 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i lived mere miles from the state's largest county fair. this is one of the very first things you see when you walk in (we went every year)
May 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
May 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
assuming this is you right now
May 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
😂 i love dogs
May 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
jesus christ
May 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM