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quantum-steep.bsky.social
korben dallas (michael garibaldi) 🪄🐇🍷
@quantum-steep.bsky.social
south philly • they/them • 38 • ??
science fiction • knitting? • genius (forgetful)

im on a mission to watch every spaceship show (currently: seaquest dsv, babylon 5, ST:TOS, doctor who)

legal: everything i post here is a joke (sadly i am not funny)
i'm sorry :(
May 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
nobody ever warned me
May 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
was meant to be a PSA, not a criticism. sorry :(
May 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
santorum worked. we can absolutely get "musked it up" going
May 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
season one tilly is one of those people where i would be like, do you want flowers every day? i can bring you flowers every day. and take you on fancy dates. i will listen to all of your troubles and bring you tissues and candies and we can watch whatever you want on tv
May 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
ohhhh "shit" like "shit i don't agree with" poster, got it
May 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
yes, i too enjoy it when my parent feeds me something they know will give me diarrhea
May 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
just like, idk, i think not everyone in that thread is talking about the exact same thing
May 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
my argument here is that it's actually smarter to fuck around shitposting because it brings us joy and humor and we need silly unwind time to keep fighting the machine

people who are less smart feel the need to prove themselves, perhaps. those of us who know we are smart do not
May 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
lmfao how kind and thoughtful
May 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
no but now i do
May 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
oop i'm ahead of schedule
May 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
nooo
May 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
lol
May 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM