That ProFesh guy from Twitter.
Writer. Narrative designer. Toy fondler.
Page still underdevelopment. Free from Elon’s cage!
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(art by @deuxdel.bsky.social, @amancay.bsky.social, Adriano Lucas, @ryehickman.bsky.social, @lgions.bsky.social, and @hannahtempler.com)
(art by @deuxdel.bsky.social, @amancay.bsky.social, Adriano Lucas, @ryehickman.bsky.social, @lgions.bsky.social, and @hannahtempler.com)
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
Yes: 81%
No: 5%
YouGov / Nov 24, 2025
Yes: 81%
No: 5%
YouGov / Nov 24, 2025
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
Where TF are they? #TheBriefing
Where TF are they? #TheBriefing
And also squirrels.
We’ve got a real winner here, kids. Colour me there.
• Hal Jordan & John Stewart have been working together for months
• Hal Jordan has seemingly stepped in temporarily for someone else to train John Stewart
• A squirrel Green Lantern is mentioned — likely Ch’p
• Series has a Western vibe
And also squirrels.
We’ve got a real winner here, kids. Colour me there.