💜Chu Has Fallen to the Kpoppies💜
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💜Chu Has Fallen to the Kpoppies💜
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Chu, 30s, they/them, unapologetically horny on main. currently BTS OT7-pilled. if the incest has chemistry i can’t make them not have chemistry. take it up with god y’all
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spot the difference
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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🐿️“OH the fishing ROD 😳🫢🤗“

*thrusts his fishing rod intensely*
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Taehyung holding Jin's hand the moment he arrives and them not letting go even when they climb the stairs... never separate them again😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I posted about this book waaaay back like two years ago, so I’d be shocked if any of you remember it, but: I wanted to write a book where a self-loathing Evangelical prayer warrior and a demon are in fucked up love, and I did that, and you can preorder it right goddamn now
Attention, horny weirdos! We are publishing @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social's WITNESS MARKS next year and we are very, very excited to finally have a reason to talk about exorcism bondage. All webstore pre-orders come w/ a signed bookplate from the author. Get it here: ghoulish.rip/product/witn...
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
since spotify is evil and I'm never gonna pay to listen to music I already own, how about everyone just tell me what you listened to a lot of this year? new stuff you found? old stuff you came back to? doesn't gotta be statistically significant I prommy

Here I'll go first:
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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my favorite bts dynamic:

a hyung line member overwhelmed by a maknae line member’s physical affection
++ hoseok scolding the hyung instead

exhibit A (quoted):
🐿️ what’s wrong with hugging!

exhibit B:
when jk kissed jin’s ankle
🐿️ it happens (implying “nothing wrong with that”)
June 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Enemies with benefits sneaking away from the battlefield #⚔️
September 3, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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September 10, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
A member of the House Republican caucus said this.

Oh. So things are BAD bad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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🐥 *hands him a packaged hand wipe*
🐰 what’s this? … for hands! hands!
🐰 ahh, i thought you were giving me a treat

yall i think jungkook is actually a puppy…..
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The thing I wish people understood about "harmful" fiction is even fiction that "reinforces bad stuff" can only do that because that stuff is already socially normal.

Fiction *can* reinforce structural racism. It will not reinforce incest. & neither of these issues is prevented by killing the work.
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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DEFEAT 🐹❤️🐰
SJ may not play Overwatch, but the victory belongs to him anyway. JK gave it his all, but defeat was inevitable. GG ✌

Uncensored here: www.patreon.com/posts/144746...

#kinkaminkart
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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🐹 (i’ve seen them) since their teens! JK-ie 15 years old, JM-ie TH-ie 17, NJ-ie hobi 18, YG 19
🐹 i came in at 20
🐹 wow, a long time! my lovely babies! seen them for such a long time, it’s gross! but still, i should see them a long time. what can u do?
🐹 yeah, my cutie babies… they’ll be coming soon…
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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How does Namjoon manage to take a photo of Jin with so much LONGING?? It’s actually crazy
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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in honour of our no. 1 jinkook warrior kim seokjin I would like to remind everyone of the fact that he literally posted this with no reason or explanation
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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a flash of absolute bewilderment in SJ’s eyes for a split second until he realized it’s being recorded… he visibly relax and… then he decided??… to?? close his eyes?? and go in?? for a kiss?
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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SJ writing jinkook the way he did on his birthday would absolutely get JK annoyed, like

🐰 so what? they kiss?
🐹 yeah…
🐰 that’s it?
🐹
🐰 ugh move over

when the coaching and the nagging fail, JK will absolutely demonstrate with his body
he's the next big jinkook writer on AO3
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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🐹 since the kids haven’t come in yet…
🐹 if jungkookie were here, i’d be like “aii~ jungkookie come over here”
🐹 *as JK* “ugh, why hyung??”
🐹 *as Jin* “jungkookie, you, since it’s hyung’s birthday, give a peck on my cheek”
🐹 *as JK* “ugh hyung what are you talking about? quit doing things like this”
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
have made the horrifying discovery that some people use the 'alternate universe -- BDSM' tag to mean the characters in this story practice diagetic kink and not like, what it SHOULD mean 😭😭

honestly the thing I am maybe most sad about the omegaverse takeover of fandom is the loss of BDSM AUs
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM